| Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht |
6 April 2006
Dear Loveshade,
Let me introduce to you myself. I am Kerry North-Hill Leggrey, a Bannister at Law, and also
Investments and Accounts Manager for the Bank of Africa, Dwanzania. I am the personal
accountant and attorney for Edwood W. Loveshade of your country, who is my client, his wife of
seven years and their three children. They are here in after reffered to as my client, his wife of
seven years and their three children.
On the 2nd of July 2005, my client, his wife of seven years and their three children were seeing in a
Mid Year*s Day high wire performance from the Sears Tower. Tradegy struck when in the shape of
a cherub parade balloon which cut the wire. All of my clients family tragicly lost their lives when they
fell to their deaths in a tragic matter.
They have left the sum of Seven millionthree hundred fifty thousand dollars (US$7.35M). Since
then I have made several enquiries to the embassy of your country to locate any of my clients
extended relatives this has also proved unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts, I
decided to track his last name over the Internets to locate any member of his family in your country.
Hence I contacted you but I know you dont know him, but with your last name been the same, we
can get this money.
But for me I have contacted a fatal imflamatory of my smagmoid thatis terminal. It has defiled all
forms of medicine, and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical
experts. It was discovered very late, due to my carrying for my health being laxative. I do not want
you to feel pity or sorry for me, for I believe we will all die when our lives end.
I have not particularly lived my life so well, so I wish to contribute the unclaimed money to charity. I
have not long to live and do not trust my family which is untrustful, so I ask you to contribute the
money to a good causes for me. Because of political unrestin my and your country, I have
deposited the money which no one knows of in an account for safe keeping in the First Bank of
Babylon, which is in Iraq.
I am willing to give you a good share off the entire sum upon your assistance in getting this fund
transferred into your account for me. Therefore, to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to
you arranged,you must apply first to the bank as relation or next of kin of the deceased indicating
your bank name, your bank account number, your private telephone and fax number for easy and
effective communication and location where in the money will be remitted.
Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax or email the text of the application . You should
contact me immediately as soon as you receive this letter for because I am deceased. Trusting to
hear from you immediately.
Yours Faitfully,
KILL HERRY LEGGYNORTHER
YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER.
YOU FULL CONTACT ADDRESS
(fill these in before emailing to dupe)
Dear Loveshade,
Let me introduce to you myself. I am Kerry North-Hill Leggrey, a Bannister at Law, and also
Investments and Accounts Manager for the Bank of Africa, Dwanzania. I am the personal
accountant and attorney for Edwood W. Loveshade of your country, who is my client, his wife of
seven years and their three children. They are here in after reffered to as my client, his wife of
seven years and their three children.
On the 2nd of July 2005, my client, his wife of seven years and their three children were seeing in a
Mid Year*s Day high wire performance from the Sears Tower. Tradegy struck when in the shape of
a cherub parade balloon which cut the wire. All of my clients family tragicly lost their lives when they
fell to their deaths in a tragic matter.
They have left the sum of Seven millionthree hundred fifty thousand dollars (US$7.35M). Since
then I have made several enquiries to the embassy of your country to locate any of my clients
extended relatives this has also proved unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts, I
decided to track his last name over the Internets to locate any member of his family in your country.
Hence I contacted you but I know you dont know him, but with your last name been the same, we
can get this money.
But for me I have contacted a fatal imflamatory of my smagmoid thatis terminal. It has defiled all
forms of medicine, and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical
experts. It was discovered very late, due to my carrying for my health being laxative. I do not want
you to feel pity or sorry for me, for I believe we will all die when our lives end.
I have not particularly lived my life so well, so I wish to contribute the unclaimed money to charity. I
have not long to live and do not trust my family which is untrustful, so I ask you to contribute the
money to a good causes for me. Because of political unrestin my and your country, I have
deposited the money which no one knows of in an account for safe keeping in the First Bank of
Babylon, which is in Iraq.
I am willing to give you a good share off the entire sum upon your assistance in getting this fund
transferred into your account for me. Therefore, to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to
you arranged,you must apply first to the bank as relation or next of kin of the deceased indicating
your bank name, your bank account number, your private telephone and fax number for easy and
effective communication and location where in the money will be remitted.
Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax or email the text of the application . You should
contact me immediately as soon as you receive this letter for because I am deceased. Trusting to
hear from you immediately.
Yours Faitfully,
KILL HERRY LEGGYNORTHER
YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER.
YOU FULL CONTACT ADDRESS
(fill these in before emailing to dupe)
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The $100,000 bill above ain't legal
currency, so don't try buying anything with
it. It's from the U. S. Government and
thus ain't copyrighted. You can try buying
something with the wallpaper, though. We
made it, but didn't copyright it either.
currency, so don't try buying anything with
it. It's from the U. S. Government and
thus ain't copyrighted. You can try buying
something with the wallpaper, though. We
made it, but didn't copyright it either.
| How many fnords can you find on this page? And is this really the eccentrica discordia? Or a darn clever imitation? |
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| Is this an Inheritance Scam? Have you received one of these emails? Can you really make money this way? And can you send this to someone else as a Jake? |
Memorial services for members of the Edwood W. family are scheduled for noon tomorrow at
St. The Mary*s Temple in Thornhill, West Virginia. Edwood W., his wife Violet Olive, their twins
Holly and Polly, and their daughter Minnie Rae "Kitty" all passed away suddenly.
Representatives for the family have suggested that, in lieu of flowers, donations be made to
the Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild Legal Relief Fund in care of Lerry
Greykeg of Thorn Hill, Inc.
St. The Mary*s Temple in Thornhill, West Virginia. Edwood W., his wife Violet Olive, their twins
Holly and Polly, and their daughter Minnie Rae "Kitty" all passed away suddenly.
Representatives for the family have suggested that, in lieu of flowers, donations be made to
the Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild Legal Relief Fund in care of Lerry
Greykeg of Thorn Hill, Inc.
| OBITUARY |