| Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht |
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| The Priest of Toilet Tissue |
| (all of this being true) |
| being by Reverend Loveshade, Episkopos of the Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild From Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht |
The Priest of Toilet Tissue was first seen on a college
campus during Finals Week. While students were frantically
cramming for their final exams, the cleric wandered the halls
of a dormitory. E had a wildly and randomly painted face,
while over that face (and head and neck and body) hung long
sheets of toilet paper that were secured in a stocking cap
worn on es head. The priest recited, “Toil, it tis you. Toil, it
tis you. It tis you that toileth in vain” over and over again.
(Priest of “Toilet Tissue” saying, “Toil, it tis you,” get it?
Fortunately for much of humanity, the pun only works in
English.) Surprisingly, not a single studying student hit the
weirdie in the mouth with a 5 lb. chemistry book. The
priesthood is open to anyone who wishes to do the same.*
campus during Finals Week. While students were frantically
cramming for their final exams, the cleric wandered the halls
of a dormitory. E had a wildly and randomly painted face,
while over that face (and head and neck and body) hung long
sheets of toilet paper that were secured in a stocking cap
worn on es head. The priest recited, “Toil, it tis you. Toil, it
tis you. It tis you that toileth in vain” over and over again.
(Priest of “Toilet Tissue” saying, “Toil, it tis you,” get it?
Fortunately for much of humanity, the pun only works in
English.) Surprisingly, not a single studying student hit the
weirdie in the mouth with a 5 lb. chemistry book. The
priesthood is open to anyone who wishes to do the same.*
| You can also perform this ritual at work. |
*Danacasso correctly pointed out that this doesn't make clear if "to do the same" means
wandering around with toilet paper on your head or hitting such a person in the mouth
with a book. We would like to clarify we do not condone hitting priests with 5 lb.
chemistry books. It could damage the book.
wandering around with toilet paper on your head or hitting such a person in the mouth
with a book. We would like to clarify we do not condone hitting priests with 5 lb.
chemistry books. It could damage the book.
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