Saint The Mary: A Praise Poem by Reverend Loveshade

Saint the Mary:
A Poem of
Praise by
Reverend
Loveshade.

When
contemplating
things contrary,
one must
consider well
The Mary.

principia
discordia,
apocrypha
discordia,
ek-sen-trik-kuh
discordia,
discordian
division of the
ek-sen-triks
cluborguild,
mongamy,
polyamory,
polyandry,
polygamy,
bride, groom,
lust, stuffed
monkey,
consummaters,
consummate,

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When contemplating things contrary,
One must consider well The Mary.
Not Virgin, Bloody, or Ginger’s friend Ann,
But Saint Second Class, Discordian.

While others preach monogamy,
She all at once wed husbands three.
While most brides wear a wedding gown,
This bride and grooms and guests stripped down.

But grooms were not her consummaters--
She longed, instead, to master bettas.
She ate no fish, but fish she bred,
And got her monkey, stuffed, in bed.

And then to make herself more yummy,
She pierced her paps, tattooed her tummy.
The Sacred Chao her belly hosts,
And each who rubs it, hell, ‘e boasts!

So when greyfaces force the rules,
When grid-locked minds curse popes as fools,
Expose your belly, rub, don’t tarry,
Proclaim it hers with “Hail The Mary!”

A Poem in Praise of

St. The Mary

SAINT THE MARY
(Discordian Saint, Second Class,
and
Keeper of the Holy Chao Belly)

by Reverend Loveshade
(Episkopos of the Discordian Division
of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild)

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