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As this is being posted near the beginning of 2009/3175, we're in the process of revising and
reformatting Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht to get it ready to submit for
publication! Unfortunately, that means we can't post the entire book here. Fortunately, we can post
some really cool samples!
The book was just a product of Reverend Loveshade's crazed imagination on Mid Year's Day of
2005, but grew faster than the bonobo ape-monkeys who flew out of Cherub Princess Shamlicht's
butt. While the written portion is completed or in revision, If you'd like to contribute illustrations or
photos, check our Submission Guidelines.
For really cool stuff, click on a link in the Table of MalContents below. For more really cool stuff,
click on a link to the left.
reformatting Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht to get it ready to submit for
publication! Unfortunately, that means we can't post the entire book here. Fortunately, we can post
some really cool samples!
The book was just a product of Reverend Loveshade's crazed imagination on Mid Year's Day of
2005, but grew faster than the bonobo ape-monkeys who flew out of Cherub Princess Shamlicht's
butt. While the written portion is completed or in revision, If you'd like to contribute illustrations or
photos, check our Submission Guidelines.
For really cool stuff, click on a link in the Table of MalContents below. For more really cool stuff,
click on a link to the left.
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| Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht |
-11 Title Page
-10 The Cast
-09 Table of MalContents
-08 Indecent Exposure (Intro)
-04 Foreplay
00 The Unknown Page
01 Disclaimer
02 Sacred Chao with Killifish
03 Do You Believe....
04 Animal Sex I: The Lemming
05 5 Blind Men & an Elephant
07 Pat Pineapple
08 Know Your Numbers
09 D & D of the ECG
10 Requiem for the Lost Supper
12 Who the Hell is E?
14 The Golden Apple (Pineapple)
15 The Priest of Toilet Tissue
16 Holydays: Introduction
18 Planet Eris
20 Myth of the Nipples
23 Know Your Signs
24 FAQs About Saints
26 Animal Sex II: Six-Legged
28 Eristotle: An American Prophet
29 A Fnordian Fairy Tale
30 Our Pantheon
-10 The Cast
-09 Table of MalContents
-08 Indecent Exposure (Intro)
-04 Foreplay
00 The Unknown Page
01 Disclaimer
02 Sacred Chao with Killifish
03 Do You Believe....
04 Animal Sex I: The Lemming
05 5 Blind Men & an Elephant
07 Pat Pineapple
08 Know Your Numbers
09 D & D of the ECG
10 Requiem for the Lost Supper
12 Who the Hell is E?
14 The Golden Apple (Pineapple)
15 The Priest of Toilet Tissue
16 Holydays: Introduction
18 Planet Eris
20 Myth of the Nipples
23 Know Your Signs
24 FAQs About Saints
26 Animal Sex II: Six-Legged
28 Eristotle: An American Prophet
29 A Fnordian Fairy Tale
30 Our Pantheon
34 The 537 Hand Signal
35 I am a Jelly Doughnut
36 Discordian Haiku
38 Holy Relics (sort of)
40 The Pledge of Allegiance
42 Your Hodge-Podge Transformer
43 Origins of This Here Book
48 Relic: The Holy Chao Belly
49 Poem to Saint The Mary
50 Five Basic Beliefs
53 The Lawn
54 The Cloved Lemon Kissing Game
55 Harmonian-Discordian Poetry
56 Holydays: Chaos
59 H2O Jake
60 Five Star Saints
62 Animal Sex III: Slimy & Scaly
64 Alternate Erisian Blessing
65 Relic: The Duck
66 The Meaning of Smagmoid
67 Smagmoid Anagrams
68 Our Saints
69 Death in 5 / Complaint Letter
70 Holydays: Discord
72 Beware the Elppin
73 Five non-Definitions of Fnord
74 Holy Books
35 I am a Jelly Doughnut
36 Discordian Haiku
38 Holy Relics (sort of)
40 The Pledge of Allegiance
42 Your Hodge-Podge Transformer
43 Origins of This Here Book
48 Relic: The Holy Chao Belly
49 Poem to Saint The Mary
50 Five Basic Beliefs
53 The Lawn
54 The Cloved Lemon Kissing Game
55 Harmonian-Discordian Poetry
56 Holydays: Chaos
59 H2O Jake
60 Five Star Saints
62 Animal Sex III: Slimy & Scaly
64 Alternate Erisian Blessing
65 Relic: The Duck
66 The Meaning of Smagmoid
67 Smagmoid Anagrams
68 Our Saints
69 Death in 5 / Complaint Letter
70 Holydays: Discord
72 Beware the Elppin
73 Five non-Definitions of Fnord
74 Holy Books
78 Fun Bible Verses
80 Mythics of Harmonia
82 Lesser Disorders
86 The Future Re:past
87 Goddess Eris ca. 537 BCE
88 Animal Sex IV: Furry & Feathery
90 Relic: Binky the WonderSkull
91 Rave Fest
92 The Holy Number 537
94 Letters of Complaint & Rejection
95 Illuminati Chess
97 Make Your Own Page
98 Shamlicht Kids Club
102 Rites of Life
103 Holydays: Confusion
104 Inheritance Scam
105 Family Obituary
106 Shamlicht Kids Club Song
107 Pussy Fun
108 Relic: Minnie Rae's Panties
110 The Mary Proposal
112 Sex Games Page
114 How I Became a Chaochip
116 Discordians for Jesus
117 Greater Disorders
120 Dress Up Dolls
122 Ek-sen-triks Cluborguild
80 Mythics of Harmonia
82 Lesser Disorders
86 The Future Re:past
87 Goddess Eris ca. 537 BCE
88 Animal Sex IV: Furry & Feathery
90 Relic: Binky the WonderSkull
91 Rave Fest
92 The Holy Number 537
94 Letters of Complaint & Rejection
95 Illuminati Chess
97 Make Your Own Page
98 Shamlicht Kids Club
102 Rites of Life
103 Holydays: Confusion
104 Inheritance Scam
105 Family Obituary
106 Shamlicht Kids Club Song
107 Pussy Fun
108 Relic: Minnie Rae's Panties
110 The Mary Proposal
112 Sex Games Page
114 How I Became a Chaochip
116 Discordians for Jesus
117 Greater Disorders
120 Dress Up Dolls
122 Ek-sen-triks Cluborguild
128 Pussy Foot Day
130 Holydays: Bureaucracy
132 Discordian Society Limbo
133 Cartoon Fun
134 Animal Sex V: Hairy Apes
136 The Bodyshake-Handshake
138 Relic: The President's Brain
139 O! To be an Applesauce!
140 Babysitter Eris
143 Sacred Bowel Movement
144 1000 Blank White Cards
146 Holydays: Aftermath
148 19th Century S.F. Saints
150 Operation Mindfuck
152 20th Century Kids
153 Miscellaneous Quotes
154 Stop! The Law of Fives
155 Animal Sex VI: Naked Ape
157 Myth of the Adulthood Fairy
162 Summation of All Wisdom
164 Gregorian-Discordian Calendar
165 This is The End, My Friend
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130 Holydays: Bureaucracy
132 Discordian Society Limbo
133 Cartoon Fun
134 Animal Sex V: Hairy Apes
136 The Bodyshake-Handshake
138 Relic: The President's Brain
139 O! To be an Applesauce!
140 Babysitter Eris
143 Sacred Bowel Movement
144 1000 Blank White Cards
146 Holydays: Aftermath
148 19th Century S.F. Saints
150 Operation Mindfuck
152 20th Century Kids
153 Miscellaneous Quotes
154 Stop! The Law of Fives
155 Animal Sex VI: Naked Ape
157 Myth of the Adulthood Fairy
162 Summation of All Wisdom
164 Gregorian-Discordian Calendar
165 This is The End, My Friend
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