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Ek-sen-trik Discordian Holydays
Holydays of Season of Chaos
Holydays of Season of Discord
Holydays of Season of Confusion
Holydays of Season of Bureaucracy
Holydays of Season of Aftermath
“If we can create
enough holidays,
we’ll never have
to go to school.”

--Untroubled Teen
at age 13
“If we can create
enough holidays,
we’ll never have
to go to work.”

--Untroubled Teen
at age 15
Celebrate Nude
Year's Day
January 1!
Explore the
Unknown on The
Unknown Holyday!
Would you like to
be a Discordian
for Jesus and/or
want to love your
neighbor?  March
25 is your day!
Pull a small Jake
that embarrasses
and causes loss
of personal
modesty on May
23!
Did you know
there was a Mid
Years Day?
Remember your
Imaginary Friend
on June 21!
Celebrate the
Mass of Planet
Eris and of the
Discordian
Prophet Eristotle!
Guess which one
was most massive!
You don't have to
wait for Habeas
Corpus
Rememberance
Day to demand
your rights!  Or
lefts.
Have you planned
for your New
Year's Eve Eve
Party?  It's never
too early or late to
plan for the next
one!
If you didn't get
enough spanking
on August 25,
there's always
November 24!
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Ek-sen-trik Discordian
HOLYDAYS

As ripped off from various sources
by
Reverend Loveshade, Untroubled Teen, and Assorted Others
Episkopos and Sexetary and Others, respectively,
of the
Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild
and by Princess Unicornia and Friends
of the Mythics of Harmonia
What would a year be if you got rid of all the holidays?  A lot shorter.  But it would seem a lot longer.

Therefore we present to you some holydays that Ek-sen-trik Discordians and anyone else who so desires can
celebrate.  (Remember, “holiday” means “holy day.”)  These holydays are identified by source: DJ is Discordians
for Jesus; ED is the Ek-sen-trik Discordians (Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild); ECG is the Ek-
sen-triks CluborGuild; MH is the Mythics of Harmonia; PD is Principia Discordia; O is Other.   (If you have a
suggestion for an appropriate/inappropriate holyday, feel free to send it to the email listed on our
home page).

The holydays below are all presented in the Gregorian (and Discordian) calendar.  Those who use other
calendars will have to figure it out for themselves.  (Note for mathematically-inclined Discordians: we discovered,
through advanced mathematical formulae that required using five Gonkulator Model 537 computers--five
because the first four broke down--that the seasonal holydays are on the 50th day of each season, which means
they’re also 23 days before the end of each season.  Isn’t that clever?)

Legal Notice: Nothing here should be interpreted as encouraging anyone to do anything harmful, illegal, or that
really isn’t fun.
January 1 (1 Chaos): New Year's Day (O)/Nude Year's Day (MH)
January 5 (5 Chaos): Mungday (PD)
January 10 (10 Chaos): Backwards Day, Reformed (O)/(ED)
January 10 (10 Chaos): Binary Day (ED)
January 18 (18 Chaos): Pat Pineapple Day (ECG)
January 21 (21 Chaos): Hug Day (O)
January 26 (26 Chaos): Backwards Day, Traditional (O)
February 18 (49 Chaos): The Mary Day (ED)
February 19 (50 Chaos): Chaosflux (PD)
February 20 (51 Chaos): Pet Loving Day (O)
February 29 (St. Tib's Day): St. Tib's Day (PD)/Leaping Birth Day (ED)
February 30 (?????): The Unknown Holyday
March 10 (69 Chaos): Head Chicken/Chicken Head Day (MH)
HOLYDAYS OF
SEASON OF CHAOS
HOLYDAYS OF
SEASON OF DISCORD
HOLYDAYS OF
SEASON OF CONFUSION
HOLYDAYS OF
SEASON OF BUREAUCRACY
HOLYDAYS OF
SEASON OF AFTERMATH
March 19 (5 Discord): Mojoday (PD) or Lingananday
March 25 (11 Discord): Discordians for Jesus/Love Your Neighbor Day (DJ)
April 1 (18 Discord): April Fool's Day (O)
April 2 (19 Discord): St John the Blasphemist's Day (ED)
April 6 (23 Discord): Jake Day (O)
May 3 (50 Discord): Discoflux (PD)
May 23 (70 Discord): Jake Day Jr. (DJ)/Day of the Elppin (MH)
May 25 (72 Discord): Towel Day (O)
May 31 (5 Confusion): Syaday (PD) or Gulikday/Fearless Fred Day (ED)
May 37 (11 Confusion): 537 Day (ECG)
June 10 (15 Confusion): Mad Hatter Day (O)
June 21 (26 Confusion): Imaginary Friend/Captain Tuttle Day (ED)/(MH)
July 2 (37 Confusion): Mid Year’s Day (ECG)
July 15 (50 Confusion): Confuflux (PD)
August 10 (3 Bureaucracy): Multiversal Underwear Day (O)/(MH)
August 12 (5 Bureaucracy): Zaraday (PD)
August 25 (18 Bureaucracy): Festival of Hanky-Panky Spankies (MH)
September 9 (33 Bureaucracy): Cat Dancing & Foot Fetish Day aka Pussyfoot Day (ED)
September 13 (37 Bureaucracy): Mass of Planet Eris/Eristotle (ED)/(MH)
September 26 (50 Bureaucracy): Bureflux (PD)
October 3 (57 Bureaucracy): Shamlicht Kids Club Day (ED)
October 5 (59 Bureaucracy): Gonkulator Day (Gonculator Day) (ED)
October 6 (60 Bureaucracy): Mad Hatter Day (O)
October 12 (66 Bureaucracy): Habeas Corpus Remembrance Day (ED)
October 24 (5 Aftermath): Maladay (PD)
November 16 (28 Aftermath): Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild Day (ECG)
November 24 (36 Aftermath): Spanking Fest (ED)
November 25 (37 Aftermath): 537 Day (ED), sometimes Turkey Day (O)
December 4 (46 Aftermath): Hug Day II (O)
December 8 (50 Aftermath): Afflux (PD)
December 25 (67 Aftermath): Santa Claus Day (O)/(ED)
December 30 (72 Aftermath): New Year's Eve Eve (ECG)
Also see the
Gregorian -
Discordian
Conversion
Calendar
!