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Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia:
The Tales of Shamlicht
From Bouguereau's Return of Spring (forwards)
From Bouguereau's Return of Spring (backwards)
This is Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht Plus, the official
site of the Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild.  It is not
Eccentrica Discordia, The Tales of Shamlicked, The Tails of Shamlicht,
nor The Tales of Shamlict.  Nor is the official site of the eccentric
discordians. It is Rev. Loveshade and Friends' Neopagan and Personist
Ek-sen-trik Discordian site that features Mythics of Harmonia, Discordians
for Jesus, Apocrypha Discordia, Book of Eris, Principia Discordia,
Moosemas, Shamlicht Kids Club, Personist philosophy, and lots of other
fun Erisian stuff.  Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia! Fnord and like that.

Why would anyone want to worship Eris Discordia, a goddess you don't
want to pray to because Eris Discordia might throw discord in your plans?
Well, why not? Discord and chaos will happen anyway, whether you
believe in Eris Discordia or not. Discordians know this to be true, at least in
some sense, and Erisians do too. What is the difference between a
Discordian and an Erisian? Heck if we know. Maybe Eris Discordia does.
But some say a Discordian is more action oriented and an Erisian is more
philosophically oriented. Then again some Discordians and Erisians will
disagree with that. Or not.  Fnord.
Who is Discordia? Discordia, also know as Eris, is the goddess of
Discord. Discordians worship Eris or Discordia, or they don't.
Discordianism is one of the few religions where you don't have to believe
in the deity. Discordia or Eris don't mind if you don't believe in Discordian
beliefs either, because the Discordian religion will get you Eristically
whether you want discord or not.

The discovery of Discordia or Eris was by Lord Omar Khayyam
Ravenhurst aka Kerry Thornley, Grey Hill aka Malaclypse the Younger,
Robert Anton Wilson, Robert Shea, and others. They discovered Eris or
Discordia to be bitchy and chaotic, which explains all the Discord in the
world. Discordians accept this as being a Discordian world view, or the
Discordians don't. Discordians are free to view the world through a
Discordian grid or Eristic grid or any grid they choose. Discordians or
Erisians may accept Reality, but believe personal reality is personal. This
belief isn't just held by Discordians and Erisians, but by others including
personists who see the discord in the world and universe whether or not
they even know about Eris or Discordia.

Or we could be lying.  Fnord.