'She didn't taste bad for
someone made out of
plastic.'
-- Rev. Bootie
'As far as I'm concerned,
if something is so
complicated that you
can't explain it in 10
seconds, then it's
probably not worth
knowing anyway.'
Calvin, in The
Indispensable Calvin and
Hobbes p25
'The Bible contains six
admonishments to
homosexuals and three
hundred sixty-two
admonishments to
heterosexuals. That
doesn't mean that God
doesn't love
heterosexuals. It's just
that they need more
supervision.'
-- guess the source!
'The more I study religions
the more I am convinced
that man never worshipped
anything but himself.'
-- Sir Richard Francis
Burton (1821 - 1890)
'He deserves Paradise
who makes his
companions laugh.'
-- Koran (translated)
'Perhaps in time the
so-called Dark Ages will be
thought of as including our
own.'
-- Georg Christoph
Lichtenberg (1742 - 1799)
'Free at last,
Free at last.
Thank God Almighty,
W'ere free at last!'
-- Old Negro Spiritual
Very Brief Introduction--
more of a Thong Introduction
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Exceptions: We made the wallpaper kopyleft so
use it as you will. The cherub's are from
Bougeureau's "Return of Spring" and are long past
copyright. The "Enhanced for Eriscape" symbol
and the Sacred Chao ain't copyrighted as far as
we know.
In spite of reports to the contrary, this site nor the Ek-sen-trik
Discordians advocate dead puppy sex. If the puppy objects.
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'Everybody should be
conceived between clean
sheets.'
-- Motel Maid Marian
'All consensual sex
should be legal.'
-- Princess Unicornia
'There IS no such thing
as cool Erisian stuff,
because it’s an idiotic
pseudo-philosophy.'
-- nexteritis.wordpress.com/
'CHAOS NEVER DIED.'
-- Hakim Bey
Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia:
The Tales of Shamlicht
Plus
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The OldFishOil Website of
The Discordian Division of
The Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild
led to the slaughter by our Episkopos
Reverend Loveshade
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Principia Discordia was written in the 1950s and 1960s by Malaclypse the Younger with Omar Khayyam
Ravenhurst, and has been causing trouble ever since. It promotes the worship of Eris, also known as
Discordia, who is the Goddess of Chaos. It is either a religion disguised as a joke, or a joke disguised as
a religion.
Apocrypha Discordia was proposed by somebody who told the idea to Steve Jackson, who never did it.
So instead it was compiled by the Rev. DrJon Swabey and illuminated by Pope Phil Wlodarczyk III with
a lot of cool stuff by too many people to list here. Our own BloodStar and Reverend Loveshade are both
mentioned in it, which has done wonders for their egos. Yes we have the entire book.
Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht was just a product of Reverend Loveshade's crazed
imagination on Mid Year's Day 2005, but grew faster than the monkeys that flew out of Cherub Princess
Shamlicht's butt. The written portions are finished, but if you'd like to contribute artwork, see our
Submission Guidelines. SEE SAMPLES OF OUR COMING BOOK!
Smagmoid Kids Club is a fun, brand-spanking new Discordian Club where a kid can be a kid! Or
maybe it's where an adult can be a kid, or a kid can be an adult. Maybe parents better check this out
before they send their kids here.
Xtra Stuff is extra cool stuff that didn't fit anywhere else. Moosemas, Book of Eris, The Myth of Starbuck,
cartoon, Discordian wedding, Eye of Goddess, Snooze Letters, and More! If you want to help create
Ek-sen-trik Discord, check our Submission Guidelines.
Snooze Letters are a great way to keep up on our projects, learn about other Ek-sen-triks and/or
Discordians, and publicize your own madness! If you want to subscribe to our free emailing list, send us
an email with the subject ADD ME to discordia @ loveshade.org (ignore the spaces in the email address
-- it's posted that way to reduce spam).
Five Basic Beliefs are inspired by Discordianism, Christianity, Judaism, Hinduism, Jainism, Wiccanism,
Buddhism, Islam, modern philosophy, and other belief systems. Read it and be enlightened.
Ek-sen-trik Discordian Alternative Store is a great place to find that Erisian gift for yourself or a friend. It
costs you no more to buy through us and we receive a small bonus to help with our expenses.
You can sponsor a page on our
site, even our main page! You
can have your banner displayed
that links to your site or any site
you choose (some exceptions
apply). Email us at
admin @ loveshade.org
if you're interested!
(Ignore the spaces in the email
address--they're there to reduce
spam.)
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Why in the name of Goddess would a Discordian site be looking for a sponsor?
Because it costs us money (plus many hours of volunteer time) to keep this whole site up that's why!
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July 2008
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Discordia:
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Shamlicht
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Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht Plusand
Rev. Loveshade which are bad spellings.
Bad Spelling!
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'Masquerade!
Every face a different shade!
Masquerade!
Look around - There's
another mask behind you!'
-- The Phantom of the Opera
(Andrew Lloyd Webber
version)
'It occurs to me this place is
like quicksand. You step in,
get muddy, and if you
struggle you never see the
end of it.'
-- Verbatim, posting at
principiadiscordia.com
'Do you have anything illegal?'
-- cop on 19 June 2008
"Cops make me break
out in a rash."
-- Reverend Loveshade,
at ShamliCon
