'Colin (Meloy) could spit on a
baby and i'd still think there
was artistic expression in it.
"His stage presence makes
me weep.
"PS - i'm sure he'd apologize
to the baby.'
fabriggio (4 months ago)
'Thank you very much for the
bromeliadic honor! To the
ranks of flaxscrip and
hempscrip we can now add
pineapplescrip . . .'
-- Steve Jackson, on being
named to the Order of the
Pineapple in 2009
'My obligation is not to the
truth. Truth, like all idealized
states, rests safely on the
pedestal of impossibility, and
my obligation is not to the
impossible, it is to the real.
So I am not here to tell you
the Truth. That is for your
priests, your poets, your
children. I am here to tell you
about what is real.'
-- Name the Quotee and win
a prize!
'To generalize is to be an
idiot. To particularize is the
alone distinction of merit.
General knowledges are
those knowledges that idiots
possess.'
-- William Blake
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-- Khan in Star Trek 2: The
Wrath of Khan
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Principia Discordia was written in the 1950s and 1960s by Malaclypse the Younger with Omar Khayyam
Ravenhurst, and has been causing trouble ever since. It promotes the worship of Eris, also known as
Discordia, who is the Goddess of Chaos. It is either a religion disguised as a joke, or a joke disguised as
a religion. Yes we have the entire book.
Apocrypha Discordia was proposed by somebody who told the idea to Steve Jackson, who never did it.
So instead it was compiled by the Rev. DrJon Swabey and illuminated by Pope Phil Wlodarczyk III with
a lot of cool stuff by too many people to list here. Our own BloodStar and Reverend Loveshade are both
mentioned in it, which has done wonders for their egos. Yes we have the entire book.
Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht was just a product of Reverend Loveshade's crazed
imagination on Mid Year's Day 2005, but grew faster than the monkeys that flew out of Cherub Princess
Shamlicht's butt. The written portions are finished, but if you'd like to contribute artwork, see our
Submission Guidelines. SEE SAMPLES OF OUR COMING BOOK!
Shamlicht Kids Club is a fun Discordian Club where a kid can be a kid! Or maybe it's where an adult
can be a kid, or a kid can be an adult. Maybe parents better check this out before they send their kids
here.
Xtra Stuff is extra cool stuff that didn't fit anywhere else. Moosemas, Book of Eris, The Myth of Starbuck,
cartoon, Discordian wedding, Eye of Goddess, Snooze Letters, and More! If you want to help create
Ek-sen-trik Discord, check our Submission Guidelines.
Snooze Letters are a great way to keep up on our projects, learn about other Ek-sen-triks and/or
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Buddhism, Islam, modern philosophy, and other belief systems. Read it and be enlightened.
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Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht Plus and
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is not Eccentrica Discordia, The Tales of Shamlicked, The Tails of
Shamlicht, nor The Tales of Shamlict. Nor is the official site of the
eccentric discordians. It is Rev. Loveshade and Friends' Neopagan and
Personist Ek-sen-trik Discordian site that features Mythics of Harmonia,
Discordians for Jesus, Apocrypha Discordia, Book of Eris, Shamlicht
Kids Club, Personist philosophy, and lots of other fun Erisian stuff. Hail
Eris! All Hail Discordia! Fnord and like that.
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'Happy New Year!'
-- Ghengis Khan
'According to one equation
devised by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a
British researcher from
Cardiff University, Jan. 18 is
2010’s most depressing day.'
-- Maia Szalavitz on Pat
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'We don't have any towels.
We had one once, but it was
stolen by a hotel.'
-- Scrugg in Alice in
Wonderland (1976 film)
'The proper method for
hastening the decay of error,
is not, by brute force, or by
regulation which is one of the
classes of force, to
endeavour to reduce men to
intellectual uniformity; but on
the contrary by teaching every
man to think for himself. '
-- William Godwin