'It only takes 20 years for a
liberal to become a
conservative without
changing a single idea.'
-- Robert Anton Wilson
liberal to become a
conservative without
changing a single idea.'
-- Robert Anton Wilson
'Nothing is a word, according
to the dictionary.'
-- Brother Kob
to the dictionary.'
-- Brother Kob
'The trick is to pretend you've
planned the whole thing out
in advance.'
-- George Lucas (2010)
planned the whole thing out
in advance.'
-- George Lucas (2010)
'Excellent'
-- Bill and Ted
-- Bill and Ted
'By a free country I mean a
country where people are
allowed, so long as they do
not hurt their neighbours, to
do as they like. I do not mean
a country where six men may
make five men do exactly as
they like. That is not my
notion of freedom.'
-- Robert Cecil, 3rd Marquess
of Salisbury (British Prime
Minister and Conservative)
country where people are
allowed, so long as they do
not hurt their neighbours, to
do as they like. I do not mean
a country where six men may
make five men do exactly as
they like. That is not my
notion of freedom.'
-- Robert Cecil, 3rd Marquess
of Salisbury (British Prime
Minister and Conservative)
'On general grounds I object
to Parliament trying to
regulate private morality in
matters which only affects the
person who commits the
offence.'
-- Robert Cecil, 3rd Marquess
of Salisbury (British Prime
Minister and Conservative)
to Parliament trying to
regulate private morality in
matters which only affects the
person who commits the
offence.'
-- Robert Cecil, 3rd Marquess
of Salisbury (British Prime
Minister and Conservative)
'I'm on a mission from
Goddess.'
-- Minnie Rae
Goddess.'
-- Minnie Rae
'The proper method for
hastening the decay of error,
is not, by brute force, or by
regulation which is one of the
classes of force, to
endeavour to reduce men to
intellectual uniformity; but on
the contrary by teaching every
man to think for himself. '
-- William Godwin
hastening the decay of error,
is not, by brute force, or by
regulation which is one of the
classes of force, to
endeavour to reduce men to
intellectual uniformity; but on
the contrary by teaching every
man to think for himself. '
-- William Godwin
'We don't have any towels.
We had one once, but it was
stolen by a hotel.'
-- Scrugg in Alice in
Wonderland (1976 film)
We had one once, but it was
stolen by a hotel.'
-- Scrugg in Alice in
Wonderland (1976 film)
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'I once lent a copy of the
Principia to a dear friend of
mine. A few days later I found
the pages torn, dirty, cold, wet
and strewn across the
ground. At first I was hurt that
she treated my lovely and
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and strewn across the
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she treated my lovely and
already water damaged book
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realized that SHE GOT IT! '
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Discordia, who is the Goddess of Chaos. It is either a religion disguised as a joke, or a joke disguised as
a religion. Yes we have the entire book.
Apocrypha Discordia was proposed by somebody who told the idea to Steve Jackson, who never did it.
So instead it was compiled by the Rev. DrJon Swabey and illuminated by Pope Phil Wlodarczyk III with
a lot of cool stuff by too many people to list here. Our own BloodStar and Reverend Loveshade are both
mentioned in it, which has done wonders for their egos. Yes we have the entire book.
Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht was just a product of Reverend Loveshade's crazed
imagination on Mid Year's Day 2005, but grew faster than the monkeys that flew out of Cherub Princess
Shamlicht's butt. The written portions are finished, but if you'd like to contribute artwork, see our
Submission Guidelines. SEE SAMPLES OF OUR COMING BOOK!
Shamlicht Kids Club is a fun Discordian Club where a kid can be a kid! Or maybe it's where an adult
can be a kid, or a kid can be an adult. Maybe parents better check this out before they send their kids
here.
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eccentric discordians. It is Rev. Loveshade and Friends' Neopagan and
Personist Ek-sen-trik Discordian site that features Mythics of Harmonia,
Discordians for Jesus, Apocrypha Discordia, Book of Eris, Shamlicht
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Eris! All Hail Discordia! Fnord and like that.
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Shamlicht, nor The Tales of Shamlict. Nor is the official site of the
eccentric discordians. It is Rev. Loveshade and Friends' Neopagan and
Personist Ek-sen-trik Discordian site that features Mythics of Harmonia,
Discordians for Jesus, Apocrypha Discordia, Book of Eris, Shamlicht
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'I was so scared I told them
anything they wanted to hear.'
-- Jeffrey Sapp
on how police coerced him
into testifying against Troy
Anthony Davis
anything they wanted to hear.'
-- Jeffrey Sapp
on how police coerced him
into testifying against Troy
Anthony Davis
'The Motto of both Shamlicht
Boys and Shamlicht Girls
was ‘Be Protected from
Everything.’ But upon the
merger, the Motto became
‘Be Prepared for Anything.’
This proved to be much more
useful. (And wasn’t as
subject to prosecution as
keeping the kids locked in the
closet all day had been.)'
-- Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia:
The Tales of Shamlicht &
The Shamlicht Kids Club
Handbook
Boys and Shamlicht Girls
was ‘Be Protected from
Everything.’ But upon the
merger, the Motto became
‘Be Prepared for Anything.’
This proved to be much more
useful. (And wasn’t as
subject to prosecution as
keeping the kids locked in the
closet all day had been.)'
-- Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia:
The Tales of Shamlicht &
The Shamlicht Kids Club
Handbook
'The fact that we live at the
bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas
covered planet going around
a nuclear fireball 90 million
miles away and think this to
be normal is obviously some
indication of how skewed our
perspective tends to be. '
-- Douglas Adams,
Speech at Digital Biota 2,
Cambridge, UK, (1998)
bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas
covered planet going around
a nuclear fireball 90 million
miles away and think this to
be normal is obviously some
indication of how skewed our
perspective tends to be. '
-- Douglas Adams,
Speech at Digital Biota 2,
Cambridge, UK, (1998)