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Pssst! Eris! Do you think my quiver looks like a phallic symbol?
The Cast (so far)
Adam Newton Interviews Us
Holy Name Generator (as ripped off from Professor Mu-Chao)
Discordian American Princess Name Generator (a.r.o.f.P.M-C)
Ek-sen-trik Discordian Links
Goodbye RAW: Robert Anton Wilson
Emily Sander: Over the Rainbow (Zoey Zane)
Ek-sen-trik Discordian Alternative Store
Send Us Your Feedback
Nenslo & the Cosmic Elevator Shaft (by St John the Blasphemist)
The War on Discord
.     The War on Discord (by Iason Ouabache, Nigel, Hoopla)
.     Barack Obama's War Speech/Inauguration Address Part I
.     Barack Obama's War Speech/Inauguration Address Part II
.     Barack Obama's War Speech/Inauguration Address Part III
How to Donate
Discordia Prophetica
Snooze Letters
Minnie Rae: Discordian Saint Prostitute
Is Miley Cyrus a Discordian? (Miley Ray Cyrus)
Rename San Francisco-Oakland Bay Bridge after Emperor Norton
Five Ages of Man (Eristotle teaches Thuddipus--from HyperDiscordia)
The Eye of Goddess (as actually found by NASA!)
Hedgy the Hedgehog George W. Bush cartoon by Pope Fayanora
Discordian Cyberspace Masquerade
Day of Discord
Day of Discord and ShamliCon: How It Began
Order of the Pineapple
Uncyclopedia Article on Reverend Loveshade
A Complete, Totally & Entirely Seriously Accurate History of the U.S.
Proposed Agenda for the Summit Meeting Between the Discordian .
.     Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild and Mythics of
.     Harmonia     Aug. 25 - 27 2006
Summit Meeting--What Actually Happened Nov. 24 - 26 2006
New Discordian Cabalhouse (Discordian Meetup)
KallistiCon 2008
KallistiCon 2009
ShamliCon 2008
Holyday Xtras:
...Erister Egg Hunt/EggGASM/Discordian Easter Egg
...Estorical Photo for Cat Dancing Day (see 5 pussies!)
...The Mary Day (with nice pic!)
...The Mary Day (with slightly naughty pic!)
Lesser Disorder of Underwear Heads
Members of the D & D of the ECG, MoH, DJ, ECG
End of the Year Letter 2008/3174
End of the Year Letter 2007/3173
End of the Year Letter 2006/3172
End of the Year Letter 2005/3171
Goodbye Loompanics (early Principia Discordia publisher)
The Myth of Ichabod (The Myth of Starbuck) Original Scan Pg. 1
The Myth of Ichabod (The Myth of Starbuck) Original Scan Pg. 2
.     (see Easier to read version The Myth of Starbuck)
Stripping Away American Freedom (we were investigated)
Topless for Pets
The Wedding of The Mary, apparently_a_pseudonym dancasso,
.     razmear   (as held by the FBI!)
Reverend Loveshade in Hospital (early August 2006)
Reverend Loveshade in self-defense
Reverend Loveshade's Mostly True Biography
Wikipedia on Apocrypha Discordia
Wikipedia on Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia
Wikipedia on Discordian Works
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