|A bonus provided by Ek-sen-trik Discordians
as discovered by Danacasso and penned by Reverend Loveshade
If anyone needed proof that Goddess exists, here it is. This is an
actual photo taken by NASA's Hubble Space Telescope and the Kitt
Peak National Observatory in Arizona in A. D. 2003 (3169 POEE).
Even hardened scientists were forced to admit this proves Goddess
Discordia is looking down on us all.
Stare into the eye for at least 5 minutes and 37 seconds, and you will
begin to experience a feeling of euphoria (or at least of confusion).
You will know that whatever you do, Goddess is watching. Whether
you're helping an elderly lady across a busy highway (even when she's
so afraid she claims she doesn't want to go); or helping a homeless old
man get in touch with spirits; or instructing a Girl Scout in the best way
to sell her cookies; or showing a Boy Scout that, if he's resourceful,
he'll realize he always has something he can use to put out
fires--Goddess is watching.
Breathe deeply and slowly, in and out five times. Then scroll down and
stare at the photo below.
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which is by NASA and thus not copyrighted as far
as we know.