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Discordian Division of the
Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild

Snooze Letter
May 2006
Part The First
The “I Once was Lost But Now am Found” Issue
There is a lot going on right now with our group and with the Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia.  So we decided to
split the Snooze Letter into two parts for this month.  The second part will probably be sent/posted in a
couple of weeks or so.  So look for it with rapt anticipation! (It's
HERE!)


“THE MYTH OF STARBUCK”
and PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA, FIRST EDITION, FOUND!

Please forgive Reverend Loveshade.  The Rev. likes to consult with members before
adding a new entry to
Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia, but this time e was overwhelmed.  “The
Myth of Starbuck,” which Greg Hill/Malaclypse the Younger said in a 1979 interview e
regretted not having used in
Principia, has been found!  And so has the First Edition!  There
were only five copies made of this first version of the
Principia, and recently a copy, perhaps
the only remaining copy, was recovered from the John F. Kennedy archives.  (For those who
don’t know,
Kerry Thornley aka Lord Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst, co-founder of
Discordianism, was investigated by Jim Garrison in connection with the JFK assassination.)  
Thanks to
Rev. DrJon Swabey (compiler of the print version of Apocrypha Discordia, not
our earlier online version), for revealing this!  We ripped off “The Myth of Starbuck,” under
its original name “
The Myth of Ichabod,” from appendix.23ae.com, and it’s now on our site
(the myth was part of the still-missing
Summa Universalia).  We have the legal right to post it,
but aren’t sure about the rights to use it in a book, so don’t yet know if we can use it in the
printed version of the E.D.

OUR EPISKOPOS IS BEING INTERVIEWED!

There’s been an increasing interest in our work (we’re still looking for some of the original
Apocrypha Discordia stuff, and hope it’s not forever lost), and in our legal problems which
began after September 11, 2001 and involved a national and possibly international
investigation, searches, seizures, and even some arrests.  That interest has resulted in
Reverend Loveshade being interviewed!  While the result will be copyrighted, we have
been given permission to post it on our site (and hopefully on
Rev. DrJon Swabey’s
section of
Prince Mu-Chao’s site--we’re still working that part out), and may be able to post
excerpts in our printed book.

DOES ANYBODY REALLY KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?

On 4 May 2006, the time will hit 01:02:03 04 05 06 (1 o’clock, 2 minutes, 3 seconds, 4th day,
5th month, 6th year of the 2000s).  We wish we could remember who pointed this out to us,
even though that person figured it as happening on April 5.  This will only happen once this
century, so look for it!  (Actually, to those on the 12-hour clock, it will happen twice that
day.)  Synchronicity note: As I wrote that, I checked the time: 01:02.  Weird!
(Yes, this is true.)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUIT DAY!

A fine Happy Pushed-Out-of-the-Womb Anniversary to Fairy Princess Yoshikyoko!  
Actually, we aren't really sure if fairy princesses are born or hatched, but here's a birthday
spank anyway!  You can send birthday messages to xxxxx@xxxxx.xxx (This email will be valid
through June 1, 2006).

NEW OR IMPROVED SINCE THE LAST SNOOZE LETTER

"
The Wedding of The Mary & apparently_a_pseudonym, danacasso, and razmear" is finally
on our site!  This includes an artist's spurious depiction of the honeymoon (hmm, one bride
and three grooms....)  Also up is "
Stripping Away American Freedom: A Call to Action" which
was originally posted on 1 Dec. 2001, and was part of our investigation by the American
Federal Bureau of Investigation and other fine agencies.  And
Lesser Orders and Disorders
and
Members of the D & D of ECG and MoH have been wonderfully updated.

COMING HOLYDAYS







ATTACHED STUFF SUBMITTED FOR YOUR APPROVAL

We have a lot of cool stuff to consider!  So much that we’re sending some of it with our next
Snooze Letter.  We are very close to our goal of 100 pages for the long-anticipated printed
version of
Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia (called the non-existent Apocrypha Discordia for 10
years or so), and will likely exceed that.  But we still need lots of artwork!  Pieces that we’d
like your opinion on are “The Myth of the Nipples” by
Max Flax Beeblewax, “The (Myth of
the) Adulthood Fairy” by
Reverend Loveshade with Princess Unicornia and Fairy
Princess Yoshikyoko
; and “How I Became a Chaochip” by C. S. Martin and Steve Lewis.
(These come attached to the emailed version of our Snooze Letter. If you want it sent to
you, let us know.)

Next issue, look for “Who the Hell is E?” by Reverend Loveshade; “The Sacred Bowel
Movement” by
Dr. Sinister Craven; Universal Chaos Matrix by Barbra Moel; and “Poetry
by the
Mythics of Harmonia” from Principia Harmonia.  And another submission just came
in.
 And there may be an article soon on Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia in Wikipedia!  
Weirdness Note: The Mythics of Harmony were just founded last month, and now we have
significant contributions that are titled “The Myth....?”  Synchronicity.

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