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Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild Snooze Letter May 2006 Part The First |
The “I Once was Lost But Now am Found” Issue |
There is a lot going on right now with our group and with the Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia. So we decided to split the Snooze Letter into two parts for this month. The second part will probably be sent/posted in a couple of weeks or so. So look for it with rapt anticipation! (It's HERE!) “THE MYTH OF STARBUCK” and PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA, FIRST EDITION, FOUND! Please forgive Reverend Loveshade. The Rev. likes to consult with members before adding a new entry to Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia, but this time e was overwhelmed. “The Myth of Starbuck,” which Greg Hill/Malaclypse the Younger said in a 1979 interview e regretted not having used in Principia, has been found! And so has the First Edition! There were only five copies made of this first version of the Principia, and recently a copy, perhaps the only remaining copy, was recovered from the John F. Kennedy archives. (For those who don’t know, Kerry Thornley aka Lord Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst, co-founder of Discordianism, was investigated by Jim Garrison in connection with the JFK assassination.) Thanks to Rev. DrJon Swabey (compiler of the print version of Apocrypha Discordia, not our earlier online version), for revealing this! We ripped off “The Myth of Starbuck,” under its original name “The Myth of Ichabod,” from appendix.23ae.com, and it’s now on our site (the myth was part of the still-missing Summa Universalia). We have the legal right to post it, but aren’t sure about the rights to use it in a book, so don’t yet know if we can use it in the printed version of the E.D. OUR EPISKOPOS IS BEING INTERVIEWED! There’s been an increasing interest in our work (we’re still looking for some of the original Apocrypha Discordia stuff, and hope it’s not forever lost), and in our legal problems which began after September 11, 2001 and involved a national and possibly international investigation, searches, seizures, and even some arrests. That interest has resulted in Reverend Loveshade being interviewed! While the result will be copyrighted, we have been given permission to post it on our site (and hopefully on Rev. DrJon Swabey’s section of Prince Mu-Chao’s site--we’re still working that part out), and may be able to post excerpts in our printed book. DOES ANYBODY REALLY KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS? On 4 May 2006, the time will hit 01:02:03 04 05 06 (1 o’clock, 2 minutes, 3 seconds, 4th day, 5th month, 6th year of the 2000s). We wish we could remember who pointed this out to us, even though that person figured it as happening on April 5. This will only happen once this century, so look for it! (Actually, to those on the 12-hour clock, it will happen twice that day.) Synchronicity note: As I wrote that, I checked the time: 01:02. Weird! (Yes, this is true.) HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUIT DAY! A fine Happy Pushed-Out-of-the-Womb Anniversary to Fairy Princess Yoshikyoko! Actually, we aren't really sure if fairy princesses are born or hatched, but here's a birthday spank anyway! You can send birthday messages to xxxxx@xxxxx.xxx (This email will be valid through June 1, 2006). NEW OR IMPROVED SINCE THE LAST SNOOZE LETTER "The Wedding of The Mary & apparently_a_pseudonym, danacasso, and razmear" is finally on our site! This includes an artist's spurious depiction of the honeymoon (hmm, one bride and three grooms....) Also up is "Stripping Away American Freedom: A Call to Action" which was originally posted on 1 Dec. 2001, and was part of our investigation by the American Federal Bureau of Investigation and other fine agencies. And Lesser Orders and Disorders and Members of the D & D of ECG and MoH have been wonderfully updated. COMING HOLYDAYS ATTACHED STUFF SUBMITTED FOR YOUR APPROVAL We have a lot of cool stuff to consider! So much that we’re sending some of it with our next Snooze Letter. We are very close to our goal of 100 pages for the long-anticipated printed version of Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia (called the non-existent Apocrypha Discordia for 10 years or so), and will likely exceed that. But we still need lots of artwork! Pieces that we’d like your opinion on are “The Myth of the Nipples” by Max Flax Beeblewax, “The (Myth of the) Adulthood Fairy” by Reverend Loveshade with Princess Unicornia and Fairy Princess Yoshikyoko; and “How I Became a Chaochip” by C. S. Martin and Steve Lewis. (These come attached to the emailed version of our Snooze Letter. If you want it sent to you, let us know.) Next issue, look for “Who the Hell is E?” by Reverend Loveshade; “The Sacred Bowel Movement” by Dr. Sinister Craven; Universal Chaos Matrix by Barbra Moel; and “Poetry by the Mythics of Harmonia” from Principia Harmonia. And another submission just came in. And there may be an article soon on Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia in Wikipedia! Weirdness Note: The Mythics of Harmony were just founded last month, and now we have significant contributions that are titled “The Myth....?” Synchronicity. * * * * * This Snooze Letter is an oaficious document of the Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild with the Mythics of Harmonia, and ain’t copyrighted. If these letters are too cool for you, send an email to xxxxx@xxxxx.xxx with the subject Unsubscribe. If you or someone you know wants to be added to our emailing list, send an email to the same address with the subject Add Me. If you want to make comments on anything, send an email to xxxxx@xxxxx.xxx. 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Snooze Letter May 2006 Part I |
A sample Snooze Letter of the Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild |