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This is an Xtra Special Flash News Edition of the Ek-sen-trik Discordian Snooze Letter for
August 2009. So ain't you glad you'll see it?
There are two major events both coming on Sunday, 23 August 2009. Fortunately, you can easily
do them both wherever you are. Well, almost anywhere.
GOTOPLESS PROTEST DAY
This is sponsored by the good folks at www.gotopless.org. Their big question is, "Why should men
be allowed to go topless in public, but women can't? As Mythics of Harmonia co-creator and
nudist Princess Unicornia (who's planning a big event with friends in California) said, "Who
decided women's chests are sexy and men's chests aren't?"
Women have actually been convicted for breast-feeding their babies in public. Fortunately, some
parts of the world are less puritanical than others, and even the puritanical ones (such as the USA)
are starting to lighten up on the issue of public breastfeeding. But if a breast is OK to be seen if it
has a baby sucking on it, why can't it be seen if it's just there?
To see more info on nudism and related issues, check Lorien Loveshade's (aka Princess
Unicornia) article at lorien.loveshade.org/opinions/nudism.html. By the way, this article has been
listed as a Wikipedia source for a few years but was just recently deleted along with virtually every
other useful external link. If someone wants to add these useful links back to the Naturism article at
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naturism, you can find them at the bottom of
JAKE DAY 2009
This is by the good Professor Cramulus. Learn more about em, Operation Mindfuck and
OMGASM, in Intermittens 7 at discordia.loveshade.org/xtra/archive/imittens_07_screen.pdf
Note that the first Day of Discord was held on 23 August 2008. For background, go to
Here's the latest Golden Apple Seed Mission for you misguided mischevious misanthropes.
Some spags have devised a target for Jake Day 2009, which they're placing on top of the Day of
The idea is to send one person so much weird mail they can't figure out what's going on.
Click here for details. We don't want our target figuring out what's going on, so spread the word
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|Do a Jake and Go Topless on 23 August 2009
23 AUGUST 2009!
|'If you'll be at Venice
Beach on that day, you
might see Fairy
Nurse Eggscream, Nixie
Dragon, Thomas T.
Timber, Omar the
Bisquit and me and
many others topfree!
Meet at noon at Ocean
Front Walk at Navy St.
We'll start marching at
1 p.m. toward the
Windward Circle stage
with a speech and
entertainment from 2
p.m. to 4 p.m.'
-- Princess Unicornia