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cuteleaderjester*, apparently_a_pseudonym, danacasso, razmear
(*cuteleaderjester is The Mary, later Saint The Mary)
(as transcribed from the original ceremony held in Pig Latin by
Episkopos of the Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild)
(note that smileys are currently missing which explains some of the blanks in here.
Anyone who has seen them please report so we can put them back in.)
danacasso: hey joe where you gonna go?
runningdeer_12000: Is anyone having problems with the mic tonight or this morning?
reverend_loveshade: Greetings all.
razmear: doesnt use a mic
runningdeer_12000: Hi rev
razmear: howdy rev
cuteleaderjester: Greetings Love
rptim1959 left the room
runningdeer_12000: Howdy raz
razmear: should we do this before apparently wakes up
runningdeer_12000: Howdy everyone!
reverend_loveshade: Uh, is everybody here who's supposed to be here?
cuteleaderjester: i dunno lol
danacasso: here rev hhhaavve a li'l sump'n to wte y'r whis'l bef'r th' c'rmony?
greymist08: sorta... "We're all here because we're not all there"...
runningdeer_12000: Well I just walked in. Is this ok or should I go
reverend_loveshade: Ok, danaccasso
reverend_loveshade: stay running dear.
reverend_loveshade: I need some assistants.
runningdeer_12000: Oh ok
reverend_loveshade: I need a cup bearer
danacasso: i'll help *hic*
reverend_loveshade: and a bread giver
danacasso: i get th' cup
reverend_loveshade: No, danacasso, you're the bride!
runningdeer_12000: well ok
reverend_loveshade: ?Or something.
razmear: thought you were gonna be one of the victims, dano
reverend_loveshade: I need a non-getting married cup baerer,
greymist08: i'll bear the bread here...
reverend_loveshade: and the same for the bread bearer
reverend_loveshade: Ok greymist.
danacasso: *staggers up to razmear and grins in his face*
reverend_loveshade: We need a cup bearer. Not danacasso.
runningdeer_12000: and who or what shall I be?
reverend_loveshade: running you can be the cupbearer
razmear: no dano, im not gonna marry you
greymist08: *looks at the bread and turns it into asiago cheese bread.
reverend_loveshade: Ok, so who's marrying who?
reverend_loveshade: Greymist the bread is really donuts.
razmear: me, and the cheeese_thief
runningdeer_12000: Ok well I'll be anuything you want me to be and I'll stop right
reverend_loveshade: Ok runningdeer is cupbearer. Good.
danacasso: wersh ap'ren'tly
runningdeer_12000: before I get myself in trouble
reverend_loveshade: Ok, so who alls getting married? I need a list.
greymist08: not anymore
runningdeer_12000: mass wedding?
razmear: Razmear, Deacon of the Erisian Way is the official title
reverend_loveshade: so razmear and cuteleaderjester. Who else?
razmear: i think app passed out
apparently_a_pseudonym left the room
cuteleaderjester: he was kicked
reverend_loveshade: invite him back
reverend_loveshade: unless you kicked him
cuteleaderjester: i did
cuteleaderjester: i cant kick people
reverend_loveshade: danacasso you getting married?
razmear: dano, marry ms. deer
cuteleaderjester: someone else invite apparently it wont work
reverend_loveshade: ok, raz and dan are both marrying cute, correct?
greymist08: i'll just wait till after they get done to do it...
runningdeer_12000: a threesome! hmm!!!!!!! Now that's interesting! j/k
greymist08: how's that?
razmear: did the invite thingy
greymist08: how's that?
danacasso: *passes out*
reverend_loveshade: ok, so apparently is invited, right?
greymist08: much better...
razmear sings a song for cuteleaderjester
danacasso: *passes through the floor*
runningdeer_12000: I would've loved to been at Solomons wedding when he married
all those women
razmear uses power of levitation to raise danacasso
danacasso: * comes back completely sober*
runningdeer_12000: Now that's better
reverend_loveshade: ok nice spell
danacasso: erisians are scary
razmear: yip yip, fnord
greymist08: i can bear the bread, and be in the ceremony...
greymist08: so i will
reverend_loveshade: Ok. So is apparently coming?
cuteleaderjester: he cant get back in lol
reverend_loveshade: how can we invite him?
razmear: must have cold feet
razmear: i did the invite thingy
greymist08: yahoo is schitzy at the moment...
danacasso: can't he get in through the yahoo chats like i did?
reverend_loveshade: Mary can you talk to apparently?
reverend_loveshade: What can we do to get him in?
cuteleaderjester: i dunno
reverend_loveshade: Am I still here?
razmear chuckles in amusement
danacasso: yes but on an alternate plane of reality
reverend_loveshade: Ok, what if Mary begins another room, then tries inviting
everybody in this one.
razmear: hmmm, sounds complex
runningdeer_12000: who is it that can't get in?
runningdeer_12000: Yes I kind of had a little bit of a problem getting here myself
reverend_loveshade: Mary asks apparently if he still wants to get married
cuteleaderjester: i do?
razmear: i think hes just got cold feet
reverend_loveshade: Mary are you marrying apparently?
our_lady_of_insipid_chat joined the room
razmear: marry me mary sweetie
reverend_loveshade: ask not asks. Sorry.
reverend_loveshade: Ok, why don't I begin this ceremony, then I can do another one
danacasso: i was going to say how did you know
apparently_a_pseudonym joined the room
mshoneylicious2000 joined the room
razmear chuckes at apparently_a_pseudonym
reverend_loveshade: All right apparently is here!
runningdeer_12000: He's back
reverend_loveshade: apparently are you marrying mary merrily?
apparently_a_pseudonym: Yes, quite merrily
our_lady_of_insipid_chat left the room
danacasso: hooboy he's getting alliterative again
apparently_a_pseudonym: I am dressed right now as Santa Claus
reverend_loveshade: Ok, are we ready to begin?
razmear: im wearing my cat legwarmers
reverend_loveshade: cute marrying raz dan and apparently.
mshoneylicious2000 left the room
runningdeer_12000: and the curtain rises
apparently_a_pseudonym: I thought she was just marrying me!
greymist08: i have the bread, and some cheese...
reverend_loveshade: Ready everyone?
reverend_loveshade: No, group wedding.
reverend_loveshade: Cheaper rate.
reverend_loveshade: Are we ready?
apparently_a_pseudonym: I guess so
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|The Wedding of The Mary,
danacasso & razmear
|as performed by Reverend Loveshade