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| THE PRECEPTION The Wedding of cuteleaderjester*, apparently_a_pseudonym, danacasso, razmear (*cuteleaderjester is The Mary, later Saint The Mary) (as transcribed from the original ceremony held in Pig Latin by Reverend Loveshade, Episkopos of the Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild) |
(note that smileys are currently missing which explains some of the blanks in here.
Anyone who has seen them please report so we can put them back in.)
cuteleaderjester:
razmear:
runningdeer_12000: lol
danacasso: hey joe where you gonna go?
runningdeer_12000: Is anyone having problems with the mic tonight or this morning?
reverend_loveshade: Greetings all.
razmear: doesnt use a mic
runningdeer_12000: Hi rev
razmear: howdy rev
cuteleaderjester: Greetings Love
reverend_loveshade:
rptim1959 left the room
danacasso: hi*hiccupuuurp*rev
runningdeer_12000: Howdy raz
razmear: should we do this before apparently wakes up
runningdeer_12000: Howdy everyone!
reverend_loveshade: Uh, is everybody here who's supposed to be here?
cuteleaderjester: i dunno lol
danacasso: here rev hhhaavve a li'l sump'n to wte y'r whis'l bef'r th' c'rmony?
greymist08: sorta... "We're all here because we're not all there"...
runningdeer_12000: Well I just walked in. Is this ok or should I go
danacasso: *hic*
reverend_loveshade: Ok, danaccasso
reverend_loveshade: stay running dear.
danacasso: *urp*
reverend_loveshade: I need some assistants.
runningdeer_12000: Oh ok
reverend_loveshade: I need a cup bearer
danacasso: i'll help *hic*
reverend_loveshade: and a bread giver
danacasso: i get th' cup
reverend_loveshade: No, danacasso, you're the bride!
runningdeer_12000: well ok
reverend_loveshade: ?Or something.
cuteleaderjester: lol
razmear: thought you were gonna be one of the victims, dano
reverend_loveshade: I need a non-getting married cup baerer,
greymist08: i'll bear the bread here...
reverend_loveshade: and the same for the bread bearer
reverend_loveshade: Ok greymist.
danacasso: *staggers up to razmear and grins in his face*
razmear:
reverend_loveshade: We need a cup bearer. Not danacasso.
runningdeer_12000: and who or what shall I be?
reverend_loveshade: running you can be the cupbearer
razmear: no dano, im not gonna marry you
greymist08: *looks at the bread and turns it into asiago cheese bread.
reverend_loveshade: Ok, so who's marrying who?
danacasso: *hiccup*
reverend_loveshade: Greymist the bread is really donuts.
razmear: me, and the cheeese_thief
runningdeer_12000: Ok well I'll be anuything you want me to be and I'll stop right
there!
reverend_loveshade: Ok runningdeer is cupbearer. Good.
runningdeer_12000: lol!greymist
danacasso: wersh ap'ren'tly
runningdeer_12000: before I get myself in trouble
reverend_loveshade: Ok, so who alls getting married? I need a list.
razmear: ME
greymist08: not anymore
cuteleaderjester: me
runningdeer_12000: mass wedding?
reverend_loveshade: sure
razmear: Razmear, Deacon of the Erisian Way is the official title
reverend_loveshade: ok
reverend_loveshade: so razmear and cuteleaderjester. Who else?
danacasso: pissoodo?
razmear: i think app passed out
apparently_a_pseudonym left the room
cuteleaderjester: he was kicked
danacasso: oh*hic*
reverend_loveshade: invite him back
reverend_loveshade: unless you kicked him
cuteleaderjester: i did
cuteleaderjester: i cant kick people
reverend_loveshade: danacasso you getting married?
runningdeer_12000: <<
danacasso: shure*burp*
razmear: dano, marry ms. deer
cuteleaderjester: someone else invite apparently it wont work
reverend_loveshade: ok, raz and dan are both marrying cute, correct?
greymist08: i'll just wait till after they get done to do it...
runningdeer_12000: a threesome! hmm!!!!!!! Now that's interesting! j/k
greymist08: how's that?
razmear: did the invite thingy
greymist08: how's that?
danacasso: *passes out*
reverend_loveshade: ok, so apparently is invited, right?
greymist08: there
greymist08: much better...
razmear sings a song for cuteleaderjester
cuteleaderjester:
danacasso: *passes through the floor*
runningdeer_12000: I would've loved to been at Solomons wedding when he married
all those women
razmear uses power of levitation to raise danacasso
danacasso: * comes back completely sober*
runningdeer_12000: Now that's better
danacasso: whoa
reverend_loveshade: ok nice spell
danacasso: erisians are scary
razmear: yip yip, fnord
greymist08: i can bear the bread, and be in the ceremony...
greymist08: so i will
reverend_loveshade: Ok. So is apparently coming?
razmear:
razmear: dunno
runningdeer_12000: lol
cuteleaderjester: he cant get back in lol
reverend_loveshade: how can we invite him?
razmear: must have cold feet
razmear: i did the invite thingy
greymist08: yahoo is schitzy at the moment...
danacasso: can't he get in through the yahoo chats like i did?
razmear: moment???
reverend_loveshade: Mary can you talk to apparently?
cuteleaderjester: yeah
reverend_loveshade: What can we do to get him in?
cuteleaderjester: i dunno
reverend_loveshade: Am I still here?
razmear: nope
cuteleaderjester: probably
razmear chuckles in amusement
danacasso: yes but on an alternate plane of reality
reverend_loveshade: Ok, what if Mary begins another room, then tries inviting
everybody in this one.
razmear: hmmm, sounds complex
runningdeer_12000: who is it that can't get in?
reverend_loveshade: apparently_a_pseudonym
runningdeer_12000: Ok
runningdeer_12000: Yes I kind of had a little bit of a problem getting here myself
reverend_loveshade: Mary asks apparently if he still wants to get married
cuteleaderjester: i do?
razmear: i think hes just got cold feet
reverend_loveshade: Mary are you marrying apparently?
our_lady_of_insipid_chat joined the room
razmear: marry me mary sweetie
reverend_loveshade: ask not asks. Sorry.
reverend_loveshade: Ok, why don't I begin this ceremony, then I can do another one
later.
danacasso: i was going to say how did you know
cuteleaderjester: lol
apparently_a_pseudonym joined the room
mshoneylicious2000 joined the room
razmear chuckes at apparently_a_pseudonym
apparently_a_pseudonym: geeze
reverend_loveshade: All right apparently is here!
runningdeer_12000: He's back
cuteleaderjester: hehe
apparently_a_pseudonym: Mang
reverend_loveshade: apparently are you marrying mary merrily?
runningdeer_12000: lol
apparently_a_pseudonym: Yes, quite merrily
our_lady_of_insipid_chat left the room
cuteleaderjester:
danacasso: hooboy he's getting alliterative again
apparently_a_pseudonym: I am dressed right now as Santa Claus
cuteleaderjester: hehehehehe
reverend_loveshade: Ok, are we ready to begin?
razmear: im wearing my cat legwarmers
reverend_loveshade: cute marrying raz dan and apparently.
danacasso: yes
mshoneylicious2000 left the room
runningdeer_12000: and the curtain rises
apparently_a_pseudonym: What?
apparently_a_pseudonym: I thought she was just marrying me!
greymist08: i have the bread, and some cheese...
reverend_loveshade: Ready everyone?
reverend_loveshade: No, group wedding.
reverend_loveshade: Cheaper rate.
apparently_a_pseudonym: Awww
cuteleaderjester: lol
reverend_loveshade: Are we ready?
razmear: is
cuteleaderjester: yeah
apparently_a_pseudonym: I guess so
Anyone who has seen them please report so we can put them back in.)
cuteleaderjester:
razmear:
runningdeer_12000: lol
danacasso: hey joe where you gonna go?
runningdeer_12000: Is anyone having problems with the mic tonight or this morning?
reverend_loveshade: Greetings all.
razmear: doesnt use a mic
runningdeer_12000: Hi rev
razmear: howdy rev
cuteleaderjester: Greetings Love
reverend_loveshade:
rptim1959 left the room
danacasso: hi*hiccupuuurp*rev
runningdeer_12000: Howdy raz
razmear: should we do this before apparently wakes up
runningdeer_12000: Howdy everyone!
reverend_loveshade: Uh, is everybody here who's supposed to be here?
cuteleaderjester: i dunno lol
danacasso: here rev hhhaavve a li'l sump'n to wte y'r whis'l bef'r th' c'rmony?
greymist08: sorta... "We're all here because we're not all there"...
runningdeer_12000: Well I just walked in. Is this ok or should I go
danacasso: *hic*
reverend_loveshade: Ok, danaccasso
reverend_loveshade: stay running dear.
danacasso: *urp*
reverend_loveshade: I need some assistants.
runningdeer_12000: Oh ok
reverend_loveshade: I need a cup bearer
danacasso: i'll help *hic*
reverend_loveshade: and a bread giver
danacasso: i get th' cup
reverend_loveshade: No, danacasso, you're the bride!
runningdeer_12000: well ok
reverend_loveshade: ?Or something.
cuteleaderjester: lol
razmear: thought you were gonna be one of the victims, dano
reverend_loveshade: I need a non-getting married cup baerer,
greymist08: i'll bear the bread here...
reverend_loveshade: and the same for the bread bearer
reverend_loveshade: Ok greymist.
danacasso: *staggers up to razmear and grins in his face*
razmear:
reverend_loveshade: We need a cup bearer. Not danacasso.
runningdeer_12000: and who or what shall I be?
reverend_loveshade: running you can be the cupbearer
razmear: no dano, im not gonna marry you
greymist08: *looks at the bread and turns it into asiago cheese bread.
reverend_loveshade: Ok, so who's marrying who?
danacasso: *hiccup*
reverend_loveshade: Greymist the bread is really donuts.
razmear: me, and the cheeese_thief
runningdeer_12000: Ok well I'll be anuything you want me to be and I'll stop right
there!
reverend_loveshade: Ok runningdeer is cupbearer. Good.
runningdeer_12000: lol!greymist
danacasso: wersh ap'ren'tly
runningdeer_12000: before I get myself in trouble
reverend_loveshade: Ok, so who alls getting married? I need a list.
razmear: ME
greymist08: not anymore
cuteleaderjester: me
runningdeer_12000: mass wedding?
reverend_loveshade: sure
razmear: Razmear, Deacon of the Erisian Way is the official title
reverend_loveshade: ok
reverend_loveshade: so razmear and cuteleaderjester. Who else?
danacasso: pissoodo?
razmear: i think app passed out
apparently_a_pseudonym left the room
cuteleaderjester: he was kicked
danacasso: oh*hic*
reverend_loveshade: invite him back
reverend_loveshade: unless you kicked him
cuteleaderjester: i did
cuteleaderjester: i cant kick people
reverend_loveshade: danacasso you getting married?
runningdeer_12000: <<
danacasso: shure*burp*
razmear: dano, marry ms. deer
cuteleaderjester: someone else invite apparently it wont work
reverend_loveshade: ok, raz and dan are both marrying cute, correct?
greymist08: i'll just wait till after they get done to do it...
runningdeer_12000: a threesome! hmm!!!!!!! Now that's interesting! j/k
greymist08: how's that?
razmear: did the invite thingy
greymist08: how's that?
danacasso: *passes out*
reverend_loveshade: ok, so apparently is invited, right?
greymist08: there
greymist08: much better...
razmear sings a song for cuteleaderjester
cuteleaderjester:
danacasso: *passes through the floor*
runningdeer_12000: I would've loved to been at Solomons wedding when he married
all those women
razmear uses power of levitation to raise danacasso
danacasso: * comes back completely sober*
runningdeer_12000: Now that's better
danacasso: whoa
reverend_loveshade: ok nice spell
danacasso: erisians are scary
razmear: yip yip, fnord
greymist08: i can bear the bread, and be in the ceremony...
greymist08: so i will
reverend_loveshade: Ok. So is apparently coming?
razmear:
razmear: dunno
runningdeer_12000: lol
cuteleaderjester: he cant get back in lol
reverend_loveshade: how can we invite him?
razmear: must have cold feet
razmear: i did the invite thingy
greymist08: yahoo is schitzy at the moment...
danacasso: can't he get in through the yahoo chats like i did?
razmear: moment???
reverend_loveshade: Mary can you talk to apparently?
cuteleaderjester: yeah
reverend_loveshade: What can we do to get him in?
cuteleaderjester: i dunno
reverend_loveshade: Am I still here?
razmear: nope
cuteleaderjester: probably
razmear chuckles in amusement
danacasso: yes but on an alternate plane of reality
reverend_loveshade: Ok, what if Mary begins another room, then tries inviting
everybody in this one.
razmear: hmmm, sounds complex
runningdeer_12000: who is it that can't get in?
reverend_loveshade: apparently_a_pseudonym
runningdeer_12000: Ok
runningdeer_12000: Yes I kind of had a little bit of a problem getting here myself
reverend_loveshade: Mary asks apparently if he still wants to get married
cuteleaderjester: i do?
razmear: i think hes just got cold feet
reverend_loveshade: Mary are you marrying apparently?
our_lady_of_insipid_chat joined the room
razmear: marry me mary sweetie
reverend_loveshade: ask not asks. Sorry.
reverend_loveshade: Ok, why don't I begin this ceremony, then I can do another one
later.
danacasso: i was going to say how did you know
cuteleaderjester: lol
apparently_a_pseudonym joined the room
mshoneylicious2000 joined the room
razmear chuckes at apparently_a_pseudonym
apparently_a_pseudonym: geeze
reverend_loveshade: All right apparently is here!
runningdeer_12000: He's back
cuteleaderjester: hehe
apparently_a_pseudonym: Mang
reverend_loveshade: apparently are you marrying mary merrily?
runningdeer_12000: lol
apparently_a_pseudonym: Yes, quite merrily
our_lady_of_insipid_chat left the room
cuteleaderjester:
danacasso: hooboy he's getting alliterative again
apparently_a_pseudonym: I am dressed right now as Santa Claus
cuteleaderjester: hehehehehe
reverend_loveshade: Ok, are we ready to begin?
razmear: im wearing my cat legwarmers
reverend_loveshade: cute marrying raz dan and apparently.
danacasso: yes
mshoneylicious2000 left the room
runningdeer_12000: and the curtain rises
apparently_a_pseudonym: What?
apparently_a_pseudonym: I thought she was just marrying me!
greymist08: i have the bread, and some cheese...
reverend_loveshade: Ready everyone?
reverend_loveshade: No, group wedding.
reverend_loveshade: Cheaper rate.
apparently_a_pseudonym: Awww
cuteleaderjester: lol
reverend_loveshade: Are we ready?
razmear: is
cuteleaderjester: yeah
apparently_a_pseudonym: I guess so
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| The Wedding of The Mary, apparently_a_pseudonym, danacasso & razmear |
| 17 and 18 November 2001 |
| A Discordian Wedding |
| as performed by Reverend Loveshade |
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