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| From the original online Apocrypha Discordia as presented by BloodStar |
| THE RECEPTION The Wedding of cuteleaderjester*, apparently_a_pseudonym, danacasso, razmear (*cuteleaderjester is The Mary, later Saint The Mary) (as transcribed from the original ceremony held in Pig Latin by Reverend Loveshade, Episkopos of the Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild) |
apparently_a_pseudonym: I'm sure you and tutti could make a nice couple
runningdeer_12000: hehrhehe
razmear: is a double goat converted from a monkey/puddle
greymist08: really.... wanna bet?
tuttidurrutti: what would we make them out of?
apparently_a_pseudonym: tutti, buy him a drink
razmear grabs cuteleaderjester and dances around the room
cuteleaderjester: hehe
reverend_loveshade: Hey, I get to dance with the bride too!
reverend_loveshade: When you're through.
razmear grabs reverend_loveshade and dances around the room
reverend_loveshade: Wheee!
cuteleaderjester: lol
runningdeer_12000: lol
cuteleaderjester grabs reverend_loveshade and dances around the room
apparently_a_pseudonym: howyoudothat?
reverend_loveshade: Oh baby!
cuteleaderjester:
razmear: k everyone dance with the person above
razmear grabs neauxsaint and dances around the room
apparently_a_pseudonym: /dance cuteleaderjester
apparently_a_pseudonym: poop
reverend_loveshade: I think it's emote. It's like a !
neauxsaint busts a move
apparently_a_pseudonym: I dunno how
runningdeer_12000: Now TAHT'S interesting!
apparently_a_pseudonym busts a move
razmear: hit the big !
razmear grabs apparently_a_pseudonym and dances around the room
tuttidurrutti: i learned to dance in a mosh pit
greymist08 Passes the 'Frop around.
apparently_a_pseudonym grabs cuteleaderjester and dances around the room
cuteleaderjester: hehe
cuteleaderjester grabs apparently_a_pseudonym and dances around the room
tuttidurrutti: it gets kinda dangerous in a crowd
razmear grabs danacasso and dances around the room
reverend_loveshade gives everyone a big hug
runningdeer_12000: That means that we all hold hands and dance in a circle to do
thta
reverend_loveshade: Cool
greymist08 grabs cuteleaderjester and dances around the room
razmear grabs runningdeer_12000 and dances around the room
danacasso: *falls flat on his ass and brings raz with him
razmear faints
greymist08: hmmm... that was fun...
apparently_a_pseudonym: /emote stuff
razmear has fallen and can't get up
apparently_a_pseudonym: dang
cuteleaderjester gives reverend_loveshade a big hug
apparently_a_pseudonym: How you do custom emote?
razmear: gotta edit the emote.dat file
greymist08: that's a little hard...
runningdeer_12000: <<<< does the lil deer dance
reverend_loveshade gives everyone a big hug
cuteleaderjester gives neauxsaint a big hug
greymist08: but real fun...
apparently_a_pseudonym: hmm sounds like work
razmear: yip yip
reverend_loveshade: How do you custom emote?
neauxsaint gives everyone a big hug
reverend_loveshade gives cuteleaderjester a big hug
razmear: see ^
greymist08 Thumps %s with his personal Discordia.
reverend_loveshade: Hey, I did it!
runningdeer_12000: I understand there is a webpage that tells you how to do all that
reverend_loveshade: All by myself!
greymist08 Thumps %s with his personal Discordia.
runningdeer_12000: not sure
greymist08: hmmm... gotta fix that one...
greymist08 Thumps %s with his personal Discordia.
runningdeer_12000: <<<<<<<but this how I custom emote
razmear: its pretty simple, just read the emotes.dat file
reverend_loveshade: Click on the ! Then click on the emotion you want then click on
the person then click on Emote User
danacasso: squeezes cuteleaderjester til she squeals*
cuteleaderjester: EeP!
reverend_loveshade: Wow!
apparently_a_pseudonym ponders the meaning of life
cuteleaderjester: LoVeYoU!
apparently_a_pseudonym pokes cuteleaderjester in the chest
reverend_loveshade: All right no spousal abuse.
razmear: wheres the hunnymoon, CuteiePi?
runningdeer_12000: There is another way to custom emote too but Idon't know just
how to do that yet
neauxsaint flirts with cuteleaderjester
cuteleaderjester crashes into apparently_a_pseudonym
greymist08 Passes the 'Frop around.
cuteleaderjester: hehe
apparently_a_pseudonym: *falls down*
tuttidurrutti washes and folds the laundry
reverend_loveshade: I've got some hidden cameras for the honeymoon site.
tuttidurrutti ducks down to hide from reverend_loveshade
cuteleaderjester flirts with neauxsaint
tuttidurrutti: hmm
reverend_loveshade: Say, where's tutti?
razmear sings, "Tell me what you want, what you really, really want"
apparently_a_pseudonym: Doin laundry
tuttidurrutti hiccups and then searches for a glass of water
runningdeer_12000 screams, "They killed kenny!"
greymist08: /breaks a CD with that song on it.
tuttidurrutti screams at reverend_loveshade
reverend_loveshade: Not so LOUD!
tuttidurrutti screams at tuttidurrutti
reverend_loveshade grabs reverend_loveshade and dances around the room
cuteleaderjester: no screaming St. Durrutti
danacasso: TPs the honeymoon car
runningdeer_12000 Hey room you can create custom emotions by editing the
emote_user.dat file
reverend_loveshade grabs reverend_loveshade and dances around the room
apparently_a_pseudonym: how you do that?
reverend_loveshade: How?
tuttidurrutti mumbles while looking at cuteleaderjester
razmear: amid the confusion runs and grabs mary and heads off to the hunnymoon
site without the other grroms
tuttidurrutti laughs at apparently_a_pseudonym
cuteleaderjester: hehe
tuttidurrutti washes and folds the laundry
tuttidurrutti: hey
runningdeer_12000: Well I'm not sure
runningdeer_12000: lol
greymist08 Passes the 'Frop around.
greymist08 Passes the 'Frop around.
greymist08 Passes the 'Frop around.
greymist08 Passes the 'Frop around.
tuttidurrutti: you can only fold laundry
greymist08 Passes the 'Frop around.
tuttidurrutti: not another person
danacasso: is waiting for razmear with a can of shacing cream
reverend_loveshade: But you can wash another person.
reverend_loveshade: I love shacing cream.
tuttidurrutti falls down near tuttidurrutti
apparently_a_pseudonym washes and folds the laundry
cuteleaderjester: lol
reverend_loveshade: Great when you want to shace.
tuttidurrutti Hey tuttidurrutti you can create custom emotions by editing the
emote_user.dat file
danacasso: shaving
tuttidurrutti: heh
reverend_loveshade: How about whipped cream?
runningdeer_12000: lol
reverend_loveshade: Great for parties.
greymist08 Passes the 'Frop around.
runningdeer_12000 busts a move
reverend_loveshade: Nudge nudge know what I mean say no more say no more!
tuttidurrutti turns away from tuttidurrutti and blushes
tuttidurrutti: oops
tuttidurrutti turns away from reverend_loveshade and blushes
reverend_loveshade: Oh, hey, I recorded the wedding!
danacasso: uh huh
reverend_loveshade: Don't blush.
danacasso: ulp
tuttidurrutti: uh oh
reverend_loveshade: Want to hear part of it?
tuttidurrutti: it's all on tape?
razmear: joy joy joy
danacasso: eep
apparently_a_pseudonym: *teleports to the honeymoon site, grabs the mary, and
teleports with the mary back to the reception*
danacasso: better ask the bride
razmear: <must sleep, 'rents are in town and i gotta amuse them in the morning
reverend_loveshade: reverend_loveshade: Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here in
the site of Goddess and/or God and/or Binky the WonderSkull
tuttidurrutti: or you can just type ditto
reverend_loveshade: Ok, stop repeating.
razmear: all eat burgers that drip and get all over the place.
cuteleaderjester: all eat burgers that dripprozac_1_3_6_9 joined the room
reverend_loveshade: Those were some highlights.
tuttidurrutti: nts are in town and i gotta amuse them in the morning
reverend_loveshade: reverend_loveshade: Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here in
the site of Goddess and/or God and/or Binky the WonderSkull
tuttidurrutti: or you can just type ditto
reverend_loveshade: Ok, stop repeating.
razmear: all eat burgers that drip and get all over the place.
cuteleaderjester: all eat b
reverend_loveshade: All right! Goodnight to those who are going!
reverend_loveshade: Copies of the wedding are on sale!
runningdeer_12000: lol
danacasso: how do you copy a wedding
greymist08 Passes the 'Frop around.
runningdeer_12000: copy & paste
danacasso: yah but a wedding?
greymist08: the smoke's getting pretty thick...
reverend_loveshade: I'm a reverend. I work miracles.
tuttidurrutti: smoke?
tuttidurrutti: who's holding out?
reverend_loveshade: I can walk down the street and turn into a bar.
reverend_loveshade: Magic!
runningdeer_12000: yeah! isn't that wonderful?
apparently_a_pseudonym chuckes at cuteleaderjester
apparently_a_pseudonym considers cuteleaderjester for advice
danacasso: chuckes?
runningdeer_12000: ok rev lol
reverend_loveshade: I'm going to post a report on the wedding.
runningdeer_12000: Poof!!!!!!!!!!!
cuteleaderjester: lol
danacasso: where?
prozac_1_3_6_9 left the room
reverend_loveshade: My prozac's gone! I'm going CrAzY!
cuteleaderjester: want some of mine?
runningdeer_12000: lol
reverend_loveshade: Give me something to drink!
reverend_loveshade: Ok, cute. I'll take some of yours.
runningdeer_12000: <<<<<<<<shouuld've taken some before the wedding
cuteleaderjester: *gives love some of her prozac*
apparently_a_pseudonym: Here, add a nice maoi to you ssri...
reverend_loveshade: If you aren't already a member of
http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/illuminatusinnersanctum join. Wedding results will be
posted there.
reverend_loveshade: Thank you cute!
cuteleaderjester: lol
cuteleaderjester: have you seen uncle cowboy lately??
reverend_loveshade: No! I wasn't peeking through the window!
reverend_loveshade: It wasn't me, honest!
cuteleaderjester: huh lol
apparently_a_pseudonym: *gives loveshade some harmaline*
reverend_loveshade: Thanks.
reverend_loveshade: *Consumes harmaline*
reverend_loveshade: By the way, what is harmaline?
apparently_a_pseudonym: Maois and ssris
apparently_a_pseudonym: A great combo
cuteleaderjester: uhm... have you seen psychedeliccowboy lately?
apparently_a_pseudonym: A monoxamine Oxidase Inhibitor
tuttidurrutti: seen him post, not on messenger
reverend_loveshade: Apparently like bacon and fatty acids.
apparently_a_pseudonym: I do!
cuteleaderjester: aww
apparently_a_pseudonym: bacon is good!
reverend_loveshade: I haven't seen the cowboy today.
cuteleaderjester:
apparently_a_pseudonym: How is the cowboy?
apparently_a_pseudonym: I haven't been to IIS in a month of sundays
cuteleaderjester: lol
reverend_loveshade: Apparently, you need to go there!
cuteleaderjester: i think last time i talked to him... i had an actual conversation with
him and scared him away lol
reverend_loveshade: Not surprising. No, I mean really?
apparently_a_pseudonym: Anyway, A monoxamine oxidase inhibitor combined with a
selective seratonin inhibitor can lead to a hypertensive crises... have a nice day
cuteleaderjester: lol
runningdeer_12000: lol
reverend_loveshade: Oh, yeah. Just what I need.
apparently_a_pseudonym: selective seratonin reuptake inhibitor that is
reverend_loveshade smiles happily
reverend_loveshade ponders the meaning of life
reverend_loveshade mumbles incoherently
reverend_loveshade screams in a mad fit
cuteleaderjester: lovey yous
apparently_a_pseudonym: thanx
reverend_loveshade: lovey!
apparently_a_pseudonym: Lovey yous too
danacasso: bacon on the streets of harlem is a medieval testament
apparently_a_pseudonym: Since we are married now and all
reverend_loveshade: danacasso what bacon are you smoking?
apparently_a_pseudonym: Neway, how is IIS?
reverend_loveshade: Alive and well.
reverend_loveshade: Still weird.
apparently_a_pseudonym: Is IIIS still around?
cuteleaderjester: i dont go in there much
cuteleaderjester: too many people
greymist08: i'm there now...
danacasso: i just joined by the angel cat's tongue
cuteleaderjester: iiis is there too
reverend_loveshade: Grey you're in two places at once?
reverend_loveshade: Oh yeah. You're a mist. Mists can do that.
greymist08: i'm currently in 6... why.....
cuteleaderjester: come here!
greymist08: i good online like that...
quack27sgirl joined the room
reverend_loveshade: Welcome quack27sgirl
quack27sgirl: hola
reverend_loveshade smiles happily at quack27sgirl
greymist08: who me?
reverend_loveshade: We just had a wedding.
quack27sgirl: i kum in pieces
quack27sgirl: lol
reverend_loveshade: You what?
reverend_loveshade: lol
apparently_a_pseudonym: I feel like I'm going to die agaihn
reverend_loveshade: Again?
reverend_loveshade: I thought you got over that.
quack27sgirl left the room
apparently_a_pseudonym: no, not quite
cuteleaderjester: you die too much
reverend_loveshade: So, quacky, want to get married?
reverend_loveshade: Oh, damn, she's gone!
reverend_loveshade: Doh!
tuttidurrutti: she left
apparently_a_pseudonym: I'm trying to die less often, but its hard
apparently_a_pseudonym: The world is a dangerous place
reverend_loveshade: Do like my friend did and leave the world.
greymist08: not as dangerous as alpha complex...
reverend_loveshade bows down before runningdeer_12000
apparently_a_pseudonym: Nah; its got better drinks then the other side
reverend_loveshade: Now why did I do that?
apparently_a_pseudonym: Thats why I keep coming back
runningdeer_12000: Well goodnight you guys! I have company here and they want
to sleep so I need to leave
reverend_loveshade: Alpha complex? Praise be to the Computer!
reverend_loveshade: Ok, runningdeer, it was great meeting you!
tuttidurrutti: the computer wants you to be happy
tuttidurrutti: are you happy, citizens?
runningdeer_12000: Same here rev. and everyone too
danacasso: yes
reverend_loveshade smiles happily at runningdeer_12000
reverend_loveshade waves at runningdeer_12000
runningdeer_12000 waves at everyone in the room
greymist08: bye
bereczclan joined the room
runningdeer_12000: Bye now!
reverend_loveshade: I am Happy Happy Joy Joy!
runningdeer_12000 left the room
reverend_loveshade: So, bereczclan, you come here often?
apparently_a_pseudonym hiccups and then searches for a glass of water
apparently_a_pseudonym listens to cuteleaderjester
cuteleaderjester: i didnt say anything
reverend_loveshade: apparently check with the cupbearer runningdeer
bereczclan: no, do you?
reverend_loveshade: Oh, just left.
apparently_a_pseudonym: eh?
apparently_a_pseudonym: Why?
reverend_loveshade: I just performed a wedding.
reverend_loveshade: the bride and grooms are still here.
bereczclan: A www.wedding?
cuteleaderjester: one of em left
reverend_loveshade: Oh yeah.
reverend_loveshade: One groom's gone to bed.
bereczclan: oh , ok
apparently_a_pseudonym: *checks with runningdeer*
reverend_loveshade: tuttidurrutti can you fill in for runningdeer and serve drinks?
cuteleaderjester: lol
danacasso: vitamin cable paraphernalia is best with chewing gum on the oak at the
bend
apparently_a_pseudonym: Who left?
bereczclan left the room
cuteleaderjester: Razmear
tuttidurrutti: drinks?
tuttidurrutti: we got drinks?
reverend_loveshade: uh, wait. The three grooms are all still here. So which one left?
cuteleaderjester: Razmear left
apparently_a_pseudonym: you sure?
danacasso: no he's still here
apparently_a_pseudonym: It still has his name there
apparently_a_pseudonym: *points*
cuteleaderjester: his names prolly stuck
tuttidurrutti: OK, I'm setting up the bar
apparently_a_pseudonym: *points over there*
reverend_loveshade: Oh, yeah. Wine, Sprite, orange juice, grapejuice, diet coke,
pepsi, mountain dew, bloody mary.
tuttidurrutti: this'll take a minute or two
reverend_loveshade: And water.
tuttidurrutti: and whaddaya know? here's some tequila and some makings for
margaritas
reverend_loveshade: Cool.
neauxsaint: bloody mary may not be a good idea.
reverend_loveshade: Oh yeah.
apparently_a_pseudonym: Lol
danacasso: tequila? fuel for my jet?
tuttidurrutti: no, the ****'s getting to be more expensive than jet fuel
danacasso: lol
tuttidurrutti: it's the great cactus shortage
apparently_a_pseudonym: what!
apparently_a_pseudonym: Cactus shortage!
tuttidurrutti: yu didn't know?
danacasso: yeah jet fuel's only kerosene
tuttidurrutti: they take twenty years or so to reach maturity
apparently_a_pseudonym: Does that mean my San Pedros have gone up in value?
tuttidurrutti: maybe thirty
reverend_loveshade: What takes 20 or 30 years to reach maturity? Jets?
tuttidurrutti: so since us gringoes have only acquired the taste in the last decade or
so
reverend_loveshade: What about the Diamonbacks? They only took 4 or 5 years.
apparently_a_pseudonym: San Pedros grow about a foot a year
tuttidurrutti: but in that time we've wiped out much of the appropriate cactus
tuttidurrutti: it's specifically the agave cactus
apparently_a_pseudonym: And they can range from .05 to 2%
tuttidurrutti: the one they make tequila from
danacasso: ahhhh don't you just love progress?
apparently_a_pseudonym: agve?
apparently_a_pseudonym: agave?
apparently_a_pseudonym: agave are not cacti
apparently_a_pseudonym: they are succulents
tuttidurrutti: so it's gonna take a long time before the new plantings reach maturity
tuttidurrutti: whatever they are, they're running out
apparently_a_pseudonym: Hmm
reverend_loveshade: Ok, everyone, speaking of drinking, let's sing!
tuttidurrutti sings, "Tell me what you want, what you really, really want"
tuttidurrutti sings, "Tell me what you want, what you really, really want"
tuttidurrutti sings, "Tell me what you want, what you really, really want"
reverend_loveshade: Infinity bottles of beer on the wall,
Infinity bottles of beer.
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Infinity bottles of beer on the wall.
neauxsaint sings, "Tell me what you want, what you really, really want"
apparently_a_pseudonym sings, "Tell me what you want, what you really, really want"
tuttidurrutti: ****, it's only got one song
danacasso: consume consume consume gotta love the free market
reverend_loveshade: (Repeat until dead)
Found in the Steve Jackson Games edition of the Principia Discordia
tuttidurrutti: pi squared bottles of beer on the wall
tuttidurrutti: pi squared bottles of beer
tuttidurrutti: take one down
greymist08: yeah, i didn't want that version... the end stuff is fluff...
tuttidurrutti: pass it around
tuttidurrutti: um
tuttidurrutti: uh
danacasso: lol
tuttidurrutti: a few more bottles of beer on the wall
danacasso: lol
reverend_loveshade: pi squared minus one bottles of beer on the wall
reverend_loveshade: lol
apparently_a_pseudonym: I just sit here watching squirells
tuttidurrutti: mmmm
tuttidurrutti: squirrels
danacasso: wanna shewt 'em?
reverend_loveshade: I just watch here sitting squirrels
apparently_a_pseudonym: They have much more fun then me
tuttidurrutti: i just squirrel here, sitting on my watch?
reverend_loveshade: You got a squirrel shooting license?
greymist08: "as we poison the pidgeons in the park..."
reverend_loveshade: I can sell you one cheap.
reverend_loveshade: Slightly used.
danacasso: hallow points make 'em explode
reverend_loveshade: Thank you Tom Lehrer
apparently_a_pseudonym: Go ahead and shoot them Dana
greymist08: "and maybe we'll do in a squirrel or two..."
apparently_a_pseudonym: Shoot them to your hearts content
tuttidurrutti: infinity squirrels with beers on the wall
reverend_loveshade: Tom Lehrer is a musician and a mathematician. He'd know
what pi squared minus one was.
tuttidurrutti: infinity squirrels with beer
tuttidurrutti: shoot one down
danacasso: lol
tuttidurrutti: fry til brown
reverend_loveshade: st d has had too much fermented orange juice
tuttidurrutti: infinity squirrels with beers on the wall
reverend_loveshade: lol
tuttidurrutti: how did you know my OJ was fermenting?
apparently_a_pseudonym: Wait a minute?
tuttidurrutti: ok
reverend_loveshade: I spoke to Goddess
danacasso: the smell gave it away
reverend_loveshade: She told me
apparently_a_pseudonym: The orange juice was fermented?
tuttidurrutti: mine was here
tuttidurrutti: this morning
tuttidurrutti: for breakfast
apparently_a_pseudonym: *grabs left over orange juice and starts chugging*
reverend_loveshade: It wasn't until it sat in the cups too long.
danacasso: phew
tuttidurrutti: the tequila i slipped in it mighta helped too
reverend_loveshade: You remember, the two attached cups with the elastic straps
danacasso: ahhhhh that's it
apparently_a_pseudonym sings a song for cuteleaderjester
reverend_loveshade flirts with cuteleaderjester
apparently_a_pseudonym frowns in disgust
reverend_loveshade:
greymist08 bows down before cuteleaderjester
tuttidurrutti screams, "They killed kenny!"
cuteleaderjester: hehe
cuteleaderjester flirts with reverend_loveshade
tuttidurrutti faints on razmear
reverend_loveshade: Oh baby!
apparently_a_pseudonym: Join the party mary
apparently_a_pseudonym: You so quiet
reverend_loveshade: Tickles cuteleaderjester
apparently_a_pseudonym: I dun like quiet people
cuteleaderjester: EeP!
tuttidurrutti grabs apparently_a_pseudonym and dances around the room
danacasso: lightly slaps tuttidurrutti's face
reverend_loveshade:
apparently_a_pseudonym screams in a mad fit
tuttidurrutti Hey apparently_a_pseudonym you can create custom emotions by
editing the emote_user.dat file
reverend_loveshade: So tell us how!
tuttidurrutti flirts with tuttidurrutti
tuttidurrutti: hmmm
tuttidurrutti: i think i like me
reverend_loveshade: tutti better slap yourself for flirting
apparently_a_pseudonym: I dont know
greymist08 flirts with cuteleaderjester
tuttidurrutti mumbles incoherently
apparently_a_pseudonym: Tutti and Durrutti make a nice couple
reverend_loveshade: kik
lambie_aka joined the room
razmear left the room
tuttidurrutti: no, they can never get along
reverend_loveshade: thats lol one space over
reverend_loveshade: hello lambie_aka
lambie_aka: hello
reverend_loveshade: You missed the wedding but we're still at the reception
lambie_aka: whats M.A.?W
lambie_aka: lol
lambie_aka: ok
reverend_loveshade: The bride
tuttidurrutti: kik kik kik
tuttidurrutti: we have margaritas
tuttidurrutti: and fermented orange juice
reverend_loveshade: and fermented orange juice
reverend_loveshade: damn you beat me to that post!
reverend_loveshade: lol
apparently_a_pseudonym: o jsyr ejrn upi ,rddi[nu s d[svr
tuttidurrutti: and donuts!!!
tuttidurrutti: yeah, what he said
cuteleaderjester: <Mary Anne Walter
lambie_aka: is this room christian?
lambie_aka: no one has ears here?
reverend_loveshade: I don't know. Ask the room.
danacasso: freshly fermented
cuteleaderjester: no
apparently_a_pseudonym: I have three ears
tuttidurrutti: i think the room is mostly rectangular
reverend_loveshade: I once taught Sunday school.
danacasso: strange i see it as round
reverend_loveshade: Ok twice.
apparently_a_pseudonym: I was sure it was an irregular polygon
tuttidurrutti: well, that's the whole grid thing again
lambie_aka: who here is christian?
tuttidurrutti: all rooms are rectangular in some sense
cuteleaderjester: im not
tuttidurrutti: round in some sense
tuttidurrutti: christian in some sense
reverend_loveshade: I'm a Christian agnostic
lambie_aka: explain
tuttidurrutti: rectangular and round in some sense
greymist08: and false in some sense
lambie_aka: such as?
apparently_a_pseudonym: *holds up hand than drops it again then holds up hand
then drops it again*
tuttidurrutti: rectangualr and christian in some sense
reverend_loveshade: So lambie_aka how did you find this room?
tuttidurrutti: round and christian in some sense
lambie_aka: it was on the list
tuttidurrutti: and round, rectangular and christian in some sense
tuttidurrutti: damn that's a mouthful
greymist08 Passes the 'Frop around.
lambie_aka: im looking for someone to help me
danacasso: hmmm... could be shaped like the vatican?
reverend_loveshade: With what?
apparently_a_pseudonym: Nah, not quite so holy looking
tuttidurrutti: all rooms are like the vatican in some sense
apparently_a_pseudonym: Though there are quite a bit of holes
greymist08: help how?
reverend_loveshade: lambie_aka help with what?
tuttidurrutti: we help good
lambie_aka: hoping to find a kind spirit who would help me figure out how to
personalize my emotes
caliphbubba joined the room
reverend_loveshade: Ok
lambie_aka: is any one in voice?
tuttidurrutti Hey lambie_aka you can create custom emotions by editing the
emote_user.dat file
lambie_aka: or does this room not have voice
lambie_aka: no crap tutti
apparently_a_pseudonym: Tutti how xactlty do you do that?
lambie_aka: i went there and dont know what to do
reverend_loveshade: Click on the ! then click on the name of the user you want to
emote to then click on the emotion then click on the grey Emote User button
lambie_aka:
caliphbubba: so whose the Preecher around her I looking for A SHot-GUn wedding
lambie_aka: not like that
tuttidurrutti: well, we got a preacher but no shotgun
reverend_loveshade: You want to marry a shotgun?
lambie_aka: how you can put yuor own emotes in
tuttidurrutti: just a little twenty two for those damn beer drinking squirrels
reverend_loveshade: I don't know.
apparently_a_pseudonym: Too late
cuteleaderjester: glue them in?
lambie_aka: you ppl are all drunk!
cuteleaderjester: i dont drink
apparently_a_pseudonym: where is emote_user.dat file?
tuttidurrutti: not even
cuteleaderjester: im 15
apparently_a_pseudonym: Do I have to dos?
reverend_loveshade: I'm 12
apparently_a_pseudonym: *shudders*
tuttidurrutti: we're not drunk, just stupid
caliphbubba: being drunk is fun but some people arn't the :leagl: age for it BUT
squirrels are different....
reverend_loveshade: I did most of my drinking before I turned 21
reverend_loveshade: Oh course you'd expect that me being 20 now
lambie_aka: ok..im wasting time here.. thanx all for your wacky company, its been
fun..im off! God bless you!!
cuteleaderjester: you're a squirrel?
apparently_a_pseudonym: But you are only 12
reverend_loveshade: lol
caliphbubba: alot of people say that....
lambie_aka left the room
tuttidurrutti: i was slowing down until i took up religion
reverend_loveshade: No wait lambi_aka I was going to give you a new car and a
house!
tuttidurrutti: boy, those guys can drink vodka
winterchild49 joined the room
apparently_a_pseudonym: Tutti; do I have to dos to make my own emotes?
apparently_a_pseudonym: Can you do a step by step?
tuttidurrutti: no clue
reverend_loveshade: Greetings winterchild49
caliphbubba: nope not a squirrels just fond of them...I hear they make great pets....
winterchild49: hi
tuttidurrutti: i just keep hitting the button that says 'custom'
tuttidurrutti: not button, but selection on the '!' LIST
reverend_loveshade: We just had a wedding
reverend_loveshade waves at cuteleaderjester
winterchild49: really
apparently_a_pseudonym Hey room you can create custom emotions by editing the
emote_user.dat file
caliphbubba: yeah she got married with out me...thats why I have the Shot-gun
tuttidurrutti: ouch
tuttidurrutti: sorry
cuteleaderjester smiles happily at reverend_loveshade
tuttidurrutti: YEAH, LIKE THAT
reverend_loveshade: Yep. Cuteleaderjester just got married.
apparently_a_pseudonym: Okay, thats fing usefull
danacasso: *pinches cuteleaderjester on the butt*
reverend_loveshade smiles happily at cuteleaderjester
cuteleaderjester: EeP
winterchild49 left the room
reverend_loveshade: So winterchild49 is gone.
caliphbubba: to bad so sad
tuttidurrutti: we keep scaring em off
reverend_loveshade: I can perform funerals too.
reverend_loveshade: Even for squirrels.
apparently_a_pseudonym: We need to present a more excepting front
danacasso: yeah my thoughts exactly
tuttidurrutti: or at least the drunk squirrels do
apparently_a_pseudonym: Accepting
caliphbubba: there not down with the discordian thang
danacasso: nahhh it's more fun this way
reverend_loveshade: No, In think in our case excepting was right.
apparently_a_pseudonym: I don unnerstan discordians
tuttidurrutti: discordians?
reverend_loveshade: what are discordians?
tuttidurrutti: i thought this was the podiatrists' convention
apparently_a_pseudonym: Eris is a goddess of strife and arguments
reverend_loveshade: Definition: Discordian is an out of tune accordion.
caliphbubba: ask cutejesterleader thats what i do....
tuttidurrutti: that's one grid
apparently_a_pseudonym: When did she become a symbol of frivolity?
cuteleaderjester: lol
reverend_loveshade: Hey, I just made that up!
tuttidurrutti: about 1958
tuttidurrutti: no one's too precise
tuttidurrutti: they were all really stoned at the time
reverend_loveshade: I like feet
danacasso: here kitty kitty kitty
apparently_a_pseudonym: The podiatrists convention is down the hall, third door on
the right
reverend_loveshade uses power of levitation to raise cuteleaderjester
reverend_loveshade: Hey, did I do that?
caliphbubba: feet are stinky
apparently_a_pseudonym Hey room you can create custom emotions by editing the
emote_user.dat file
tuttidurrutti: oh, did i say podiatrists?
cuteleaderjester: EeP
reverend_loveshade: I was only trying to lift her skirt!
tuttidurrutti: i meant to say pederasts
apparently_a_pseudonym: Do
apparently_a_pseudonym: How you do that
reverend_loveshade: oh yeah.
reverend_loveshade: Do what?
apparently_a_pseudonym: How you edit emote_user.dat file?
caliphbubba: pretty cool
reverend_loveshade grabs cuteleaderjester and dances around the room
reverend_loveshade: Woo haw!
cuteleaderjester:
apparently_a_pseudonym uses power of levitation to raise cuteleaderjester
apparently_a_pseudonym uses power of levitation to raise apparently_a_pseudonym
reverend_loveshade: Grab your partner dose e do.
reverend_loveshade: Kiss her on the lips and step on her toe.
caliphbubba: round and round
apparently_a_pseudonym: Oop
apparently_a_pseudonym: I'm dying
reverend_loveshade: Not again.
apparently_a_pseudonym: So long
apparently_a_pseudonym: ...
cuteleaderjester: eww
reverend_loveshade: Hey, can I do your funeral?
danacasso: uses the power of levitation too bounce rev loveshade on the floor like a
basketball
apparently_a_pseudonym: *cough*
apparently_a_pseudonym: sure
reverend_loveshade: Woo!
apparently_a_pseudonym: *dies*
reverend_loveshade: Cool.
caliphbubba: dying is good for you.....just ask all the vampires....
tuttidurrutti: uses the power of levitation to pour everyone another round of drinks
reverend_loveshade: Ok, when do we schedule the funeral?
danacasso: hey mary that leaves just you and me
caliphbubba: do the Undead get funerals?
apparently_a_pseudonym: *stands up again*
reverend_loveshade: only if they pay like everybody else.
apparently_a_pseudonym: I wish I could die and just stay dead
reverend_loveshade uses power of levitation to raise apparently_a_pseudonym
apparently_a_pseudonym: Whoa
reverend_loveshade: I raised you.
danacasso: grabs mary and dances around the room
apparently_a_pseudonym grabs cuteleaderjester and dances around the room
danacasso: hey!
cuteleaderjester Hey reverend_loveshade you can create custom emotions by
editing the emote_user.dat file
reverend_loveshade grabs reverend_loveshade and dances around the room
caliphbubba: like christ 'er somethin or maybe lazarus
reverend_loveshade: Yeah well how do I do that?
cuteleaderjester: im trying to figure that out lol
tuttidurrutti Hey reverend_loveshade you can create custom emotions by editing the
emote_user.dat file
caliphbubba: command them to "RISE"
reverend_loveshade: Raise the dead through levitation.
danacasso: whoa
neauxsaint: I'm off y'all. Thanks for a great wedding.
reverend_loveshade: Hey reverend_loveshade you can create custom emotions by
editing the emote_user.dat file
neauxsaint waves at everyone in the room
caliphbubba: that would work I suppose
danacasso: seeya
reverend_loveshade: Goodbye neauxsaint!
tuttidurrutti waves at neauxsaint
reverend_loveshade: Thanks for being a witless!
reverend_loveshade: witness.
neauxsaint: heheh
neauxsaint left the room
reverend_loveshade: Actually, it's time for this old rev to go to bed.
reverend_loveshade falls down near cuteleaderjester
cuteleaderjester: goodnight love
greymist08: well, i'm off, too.... seems there are giant rocks falling on our planet
tonite... and it's just about to go off...
reverend_loveshade: Oops!
reverend_loveshade: Goodnight Mary!
tuttidurrutti: time for this saint to sleep as well
reverend_loveshade: Luv you all!
tuttidurrutti: nite yall
danacasso: seeyaz
tuttidurrutti left the room
reverend_loveshade: Pet the kids and give the dog a kiss for me!
danacasso: lol
reverend_loveshade: Stroke your kitties!
danacasso: you are tired
cuteleaderjester: love you
greymist08: night all
danacasso: nitey-nite
cuteleaderjester: goodnight
reverend_loveshade:
cuteleaderjester:
greymist08 left the room
caliphbubba: It's gettin all lonely in here
cuteleaderjester gives caliphbubba a big hug
caliphbubba: thanks sweet-pea
cuteleaderjester: whereve you been?
runningdeer_12000: hehrhehe
razmear: is a double goat converted from a monkey/puddle
greymist08: really.... wanna bet?
tuttidurrutti: what would we make them out of?
apparently_a_pseudonym: tutti, buy him a drink
razmear grabs cuteleaderjester and dances around the room
cuteleaderjester: hehe
reverend_loveshade: Hey, I get to dance with the bride too!
reverend_loveshade: When you're through.
razmear grabs reverend_loveshade and dances around the room
reverend_loveshade: Wheee!
cuteleaderjester: lol
runningdeer_12000: lol
cuteleaderjester grabs reverend_loveshade and dances around the room
apparently_a_pseudonym: howyoudothat?
reverend_loveshade: Oh baby!
cuteleaderjester:
razmear: k everyone dance with the person above
razmear grabs neauxsaint and dances around the room
apparently_a_pseudonym: /dance cuteleaderjester
apparently_a_pseudonym: poop
reverend_loveshade: I think it's emote. It's like a !
neauxsaint busts a move
apparently_a_pseudonym: I dunno how
runningdeer_12000: Now TAHT'S interesting!
apparently_a_pseudonym busts a move
razmear: hit the big !
razmear grabs apparently_a_pseudonym and dances around the room
tuttidurrutti: i learned to dance in a mosh pit
greymist08 Passes the 'Frop around.
apparently_a_pseudonym grabs cuteleaderjester and dances around the room
cuteleaderjester: hehe
cuteleaderjester grabs apparently_a_pseudonym and dances around the room
tuttidurrutti: it gets kinda dangerous in a crowd
razmear grabs danacasso and dances around the room
reverend_loveshade gives everyone a big hug
runningdeer_12000: That means that we all hold hands and dance in a circle to do
thta
reverend_loveshade: Cool
greymist08 grabs cuteleaderjester and dances around the room
razmear grabs runningdeer_12000 and dances around the room
danacasso: *falls flat on his ass and brings raz with him
razmear faints
greymist08: hmmm... that was fun...
apparently_a_pseudonym: /emote stuff
razmear has fallen and can't get up
apparently_a_pseudonym: dang
cuteleaderjester gives reverend_loveshade a big hug
apparently_a_pseudonym: How you do custom emote?
razmear: gotta edit the emote.dat file
greymist08: that's a little hard...
runningdeer_12000: <<<< does the lil deer dance
reverend_loveshade gives everyone a big hug
cuteleaderjester gives neauxsaint a big hug
greymist08: but real fun...
apparently_a_pseudonym: hmm sounds like work
razmear: yip yip
reverend_loveshade: How do you custom emote?
neauxsaint gives everyone a big hug
reverend_loveshade gives cuteleaderjester a big hug
razmear: see ^
greymist08 Thumps %s with his personal Discordia.
reverend_loveshade: Hey, I did it!
runningdeer_12000: I understand there is a webpage that tells you how to do all that
reverend_loveshade: All by myself!
greymist08 Thumps %s with his personal Discordia.
runningdeer_12000: not sure
greymist08: hmmm... gotta fix that one...
greymist08 Thumps %s with his personal Discordia.
runningdeer_12000: <<<<<<<but this how I custom emote
razmear: its pretty simple, just read the emotes.dat file
reverend_loveshade: Click on the ! Then click on the emotion you want then click on
the person then click on Emote User
danacasso: squeezes cuteleaderjester til she squeals*
cuteleaderjester: EeP!
reverend_loveshade: Wow!
apparently_a_pseudonym ponders the meaning of life
cuteleaderjester: LoVeYoU!
apparently_a_pseudonym pokes cuteleaderjester in the chest
reverend_loveshade: All right no spousal abuse.
razmear: wheres the hunnymoon, CuteiePi?
runningdeer_12000: There is another way to custom emote too but Idon't know just
how to do that yet
neauxsaint flirts with cuteleaderjester
cuteleaderjester crashes into apparently_a_pseudonym
greymist08 Passes the 'Frop around.
cuteleaderjester: hehe
apparently_a_pseudonym: *falls down*
tuttidurrutti washes and folds the laundry
reverend_loveshade: I've got some hidden cameras for the honeymoon site.
tuttidurrutti ducks down to hide from reverend_loveshade
cuteleaderjester flirts with neauxsaint
tuttidurrutti: hmm
reverend_loveshade: Say, where's tutti?
razmear sings, "Tell me what you want, what you really, really want"
apparently_a_pseudonym: Doin laundry
tuttidurrutti hiccups and then searches for a glass of water
runningdeer_12000 screams, "They killed kenny!"
greymist08: /breaks a CD with that song on it.
tuttidurrutti screams at reverend_loveshade
reverend_loveshade: Not so LOUD!
tuttidurrutti screams at tuttidurrutti
reverend_loveshade grabs reverend_loveshade and dances around the room
cuteleaderjester: no screaming St. Durrutti
danacasso: TPs the honeymoon car
runningdeer_12000 Hey room you can create custom emotions by editing the
emote_user.dat file
reverend_loveshade grabs reverend_loveshade and dances around the room
apparently_a_pseudonym: how you do that?
reverend_loveshade: How?
tuttidurrutti mumbles while looking at cuteleaderjester
razmear: amid the confusion runs and grabs mary and heads off to the hunnymoon
site without the other grroms
tuttidurrutti laughs at apparently_a_pseudonym
cuteleaderjester: hehe
tuttidurrutti washes and folds the laundry
tuttidurrutti: hey
runningdeer_12000: Well I'm not sure
runningdeer_12000: lol
greymist08 Passes the 'Frop around.
greymist08 Passes the 'Frop around.
greymist08 Passes the 'Frop around.
greymist08 Passes the 'Frop around.
tuttidurrutti: you can only fold laundry
greymist08 Passes the 'Frop around.
tuttidurrutti: not another person
danacasso: is waiting for razmear with a can of shacing cream
reverend_loveshade: But you can wash another person.
reverend_loveshade: I love shacing cream.
tuttidurrutti falls down near tuttidurrutti
apparently_a_pseudonym washes and folds the laundry
cuteleaderjester: lol
reverend_loveshade: Great when you want to shace.
tuttidurrutti Hey tuttidurrutti you can create custom emotions by editing the
emote_user.dat file
danacasso: shaving
tuttidurrutti: heh
reverend_loveshade: How about whipped cream?
runningdeer_12000: lol
reverend_loveshade: Great for parties.
greymist08 Passes the 'Frop around.
runningdeer_12000 busts a move
reverend_loveshade: Nudge nudge know what I mean say no more say no more!
tuttidurrutti turns away from tuttidurrutti and blushes
tuttidurrutti: oops
tuttidurrutti turns away from reverend_loveshade and blushes
reverend_loveshade: Oh, hey, I recorded the wedding!
danacasso: uh huh
reverend_loveshade: Don't blush.
danacasso: ulp
tuttidurrutti: uh oh
reverend_loveshade: Want to hear part of it?
tuttidurrutti: it's all on tape?
razmear: joy joy joy
danacasso: eep
apparently_a_pseudonym: *teleports to the honeymoon site, grabs the mary, and
teleports with the mary back to the reception*
danacasso: better ask the bride
razmear: <must sleep, 'rents are in town and i gotta amuse them in the morning
reverend_loveshade: reverend_loveshade: Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here in
the site of Goddess and/or God and/or Binky the WonderSkull
tuttidurrutti: or you can just type ditto
reverend_loveshade: Ok, stop repeating.
razmear: all eat burgers that drip and get all over the place.
cuteleaderjester: all eat burgers that dripprozac_1_3_6_9 joined the room
reverend_loveshade: Those were some highlights.
tuttidurrutti: nts are in town and i gotta amuse them in the morning
reverend_loveshade: reverend_loveshade: Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here in
the site of Goddess and/or God and/or Binky the WonderSkull
tuttidurrutti: or you can just type ditto
reverend_loveshade: Ok, stop repeating.
razmear: all eat burgers that drip and get all over the place.
cuteleaderjester: all eat b
reverend_loveshade: All right! Goodnight to those who are going!
reverend_loveshade: Copies of the wedding are on sale!
runningdeer_12000: lol
danacasso: how do you copy a wedding
greymist08 Passes the 'Frop around.
runningdeer_12000: copy & paste
danacasso: yah but a wedding?
greymist08: the smoke's getting pretty thick...
reverend_loveshade: I'm a reverend. I work miracles.
tuttidurrutti: smoke?
tuttidurrutti: who's holding out?
reverend_loveshade: I can walk down the street and turn into a bar.
reverend_loveshade: Magic!
runningdeer_12000: yeah! isn't that wonderful?
apparently_a_pseudonym chuckes at cuteleaderjester
apparently_a_pseudonym considers cuteleaderjester for advice
danacasso: chuckes?
runningdeer_12000: ok rev lol
reverend_loveshade: I'm going to post a report on the wedding.
runningdeer_12000: Poof!!!!!!!!!!!
cuteleaderjester: lol
danacasso: where?
prozac_1_3_6_9 left the room
reverend_loveshade: My prozac's gone! I'm going CrAzY!
cuteleaderjester: want some of mine?
runningdeer_12000: lol
reverend_loveshade: Give me something to drink!
reverend_loveshade: Ok, cute. I'll take some of yours.
runningdeer_12000: <<<<<<<<shouuld've taken some before the wedding
cuteleaderjester: *gives love some of her prozac*
apparently_a_pseudonym: Here, add a nice maoi to you ssri...
reverend_loveshade: If you aren't already a member of
http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/illuminatusinnersanctum join. Wedding results will be
posted there.
reverend_loveshade: Thank you cute!
cuteleaderjester: lol
cuteleaderjester: have you seen uncle cowboy lately??
reverend_loveshade: No! I wasn't peeking through the window!
reverend_loveshade: It wasn't me, honest!
cuteleaderjester: huh lol
apparently_a_pseudonym: *gives loveshade some harmaline*
reverend_loveshade: Thanks.
reverend_loveshade: *Consumes harmaline*
reverend_loveshade: By the way, what is harmaline?
apparently_a_pseudonym: Maois and ssris
apparently_a_pseudonym: A great combo
cuteleaderjester: uhm... have you seen psychedeliccowboy lately?
apparently_a_pseudonym: A monoxamine Oxidase Inhibitor
tuttidurrutti: seen him post, not on messenger
reverend_loveshade: Apparently like bacon and fatty acids.
apparently_a_pseudonym: I do!
cuteleaderjester: aww
apparently_a_pseudonym: bacon is good!
reverend_loveshade: I haven't seen the cowboy today.
cuteleaderjester:
apparently_a_pseudonym: How is the cowboy?
apparently_a_pseudonym: I haven't been to IIS in a month of sundays
cuteleaderjester: lol
reverend_loveshade: Apparently, you need to go there!
cuteleaderjester: i think last time i talked to him... i had an actual conversation with
him and scared him away lol
reverend_loveshade: Not surprising. No, I mean really?
apparently_a_pseudonym: Anyway, A monoxamine oxidase inhibitor combined with a
selective seratonin inhibitor can lead to a hypertensive crises... have a nice day
cuteleaderjester: lol
runningdeer_12000: lol
reverend_loveshade: Oh, yeah. Just what I need.
apparently_a_pseudonym: selective seratonin reuptake inhibitor that is
reverend_loveshade smiles happily
reverend_loveshade ponders the meaning of life
reverend_loveshade mumbles incoherently
reverend_loveshade screams in a mad fit
cuteleaderjester: lovey yous
apparently_a_pseudonym: thanx
reverend_loveshade: lovey!
apparently_a_pseudonym: Lovey yous too
danacasso: bacon on the streets of harlem is a medieval testament
apparently_a_pseudonym: Since we are married now and all
reverend_loveshade: danacasso what bacon are you smoking?
apparently_a_pseudonym: Neway, how is IIS?
reverend_loveshade: Alive and well.
reverend_loveshade: Still weird.
apparently_a_pseudonym: Is IIIS still around?
cuteleaderjester: i dont go in there much
cuteleaderjester: too many people
greymist08: i'm there now...
danacasso: i just joined by the angel cat's tongue
cuteleaderjester: iiis is there too
reverend_loveshade: Grey you're in two places at once?
reverend_loveshade: Oh yeah. You're a mist. Mists can do that.
greymist08: i'm currently in 6... why.....
cuteleaderjester: come here!
greymist08: i good online like that...
quack27sgirl joined the room
reverend_loveshade: Welcome quack27sgirl
quack27sgirl: hola
reverend_loveshade smiles happily at quack27sgirl
greymist08: who me?
reverend_loveshade: We just had a wedding.
quack27sgirl: i kum in pieces
quack27sgirl: lol
reverend_loveshade: You what?
reverend_loveshade: lol
apparently_a_pseudonym: I feel like I'm going to die agaihn
reverend_loveshade: Again?
reverend_loveshade: I thought you got over that.
quack27sgirl left the room
apparently_a_pseudonym: no, not quite
cuteleaderjester: you die too much
reverend_loveshade: So, quacky, want to get married?
reverend_loveshade: Oh, damn, she's gone!
reverend_loveshade: Doh!
tuttidurrutti: she left
apparently_a_pseudonym: I'm trying to die less often, but its hard
apparently_a_pseudonym: The world is a dangerous place
reverend_loveshade: Do like my friend did and leave the world.
greymist08: not as dangerous as alpha complex...
reverend_loveshade bows down before runningdeer_12000
apparently_a_pseudonym: Nah; its got better drinks then the other side
reverend_loveshade: Now why did I do that?
apparently_a_pseudonym: Thats why I keep coming back
runningdeer_12000: Well goodnight you guys! I have company here and they want
to sleep so I need to leave
reverend_loveshade: Alpha complex? Praise be to the Computer!
reverend_loveshade: Ok, runningdeer, it was great meeting you!
tuttidurrutti: the computer wants you to be happy
tuttidurrutti: are you happy, citizens?
runningdeer_12000: Same here rev. and everyone too
danacasso: yes
reverend_loveshade smiles happily at runningdeer_12000
reverend_loveshade waves at runningdeer_12000
runningdeer_12000 waves at everyone in the room
greymist08: bye
bereczclan joined the room
runningdeer_12000: Bye now!
reverend_loveshade: I am Happy Happy Joy Joy!
runningdeer_12000 left the room
reverend_loveshade: So, bereczclan, you come here often?
apparently_a_pseudonym hiccups and then searches for a glass of water
apparently_a_pseudonym listens to cuteleaderjester
cuteleaderjester: i didnt say anything
reverend_loveshade: apparently check with the cupbearer runningdeer
bereczclan: no, do you?
reverend_loveshade: Oh, just left.
apparently_a_pseudonym: eh?
apparently_a_pseudonym: Why?
reverend_loveshade: I just performed a wedding.
reverend_loveshade: the bride and grooms are still here.
bereczclan: A www.wedding?
cuteleaderjester: one of em left
reverend_loveshade: Oh yeah.
reverend_loveshade: One groom's gone to bed.
bereczclan: oh , ok
apparently_a_pseudonym: *checks with runningdeer*
reverend_loveshade: tuttidurrutti can you fill in for runningdeer and serve drinks?
cuteleaderjester: lol
danacasso: vitamin cable paraphernalia is best with chewing gum on the oak at the
bend
apparently_a_pseudonym: Who left?
bereczclan left the room
cuteleaderjester: Razmear
tuttidurrutti: drinks?
tuttidurrutti: we got drinks?
reverend_loveshade: uh, wait. The three grooms are all still here. So which one left?
cuteleaderjester: Razmear left
apparently_a_pseudonym: you sure?
danacasso: no he's still here
apparently_a_pseudonym: It still has his name there
apparently_a_pseudonym: *points*
cuteleaderjester: his names prolly stuck
tuttidurrutti: OK, I'm setting up the bar
apparently_a_pseudonym: *points over there*
reverend_loveshade: Oh, yeah. Wine, Sprite, orange juice, grapejuice, diet coke,
pepsi, mountain dew, bloody mary.
tuttidurrutti: this'll take a minute or two
reverend_loveshade: And water.
tuttidurrutti: and whaddaya know? here's some tequila and some makings for
margaritas
reverend_loveshade: Cool.
neauxsaint: bloody mary may not be a good idea.
reverend_loveshade: Oh yeah.
apparently_a_pseudonym: Lol
danacasso: tequila? fuel for my jet?
tuttidurrutti: no, the ****'s getting to be more expensive than jet fuel
danacasso: lol
tuttidurrutti: it's the great cactus shortage
apparently_a_pseudonym: what!
apparently_a_pseudonym: Cactus shortage!
tuttidurrutti: yu didn't know?
danacasso: yeah jet fuel's only kerosene
tuttidurrutti: they take twenty years or so to reach maturity
apparently_a_pseudonym: Does that mean my San Pedros have gone up in value?
tuttidurrutti: maybe thirty
reverend_loveshade: What takes 20 or 30 years to reach maturity? Jets?
tuttidurrutti: so since us gringoes have only acquired the taste in the last decade or
so
reverend_loveshade: What about the Diamonbacks? They only took 4 or 5 years.
apparently_a_pseudonym: San Pedros grow about a foot a year
tuttidurrutti: but in that time we've wiped out much of the appropriate cactus
tuttidurrutti: it's specifically the agave cactus
apparently_a_pseudonym: And they can range from .05 to 2%
tuttidurrutti: the one they make tequila from
danacasso: ahhhh don't you just love progress?
apparently_a_pseudonym: agve?
apparently_a_pseudonym: agave?
apparently_a_pseudonym: agave are not cacti
apparently_a_pseudonym: they are succulents
tuttidurrutti: so it's gonna take a long time before the new plantings reach maturity
tuttidurrutti: whatever they are, they're running out
apparently_a_pseudonym: Hmm
reverend_loveshade: Ok, everyone, speaking of drinking, let's sing!
tuttidurrutti sings, "Tell me what you want, what you really, really want"
tuttidurrutti sings, "Tell me what you want, what you really, really want"
tuttidurrutti sings, "Tell me what you want, what you really, really want"
reverend_loveshade: Infinity bottles of beer on the wall,
Infinity bottles of beer.
Take one down,
Pass it around,
Infinity bottles of beer on the wall.
neauxsaint sings, "Tell me what you want, what you really, really want"
apparently_a_pseudonym sings, "Tell me what you want, what you really, really want"
tuttidurrutti: ****, it's only got one song
danacasso: consume consume consume gotta love the free market
reverend_loveshade: (Repeat until dead)
Found in the Steve Jackson Games edition of the Principia Discordia
tuttidurrutti: pi squared bottles of beer on the wall
tuttidurrutti: pi squared bottles of beer
tuttidurrutti: take one down
greymist08: yeah, i didn't want that version... the end stuff is fluff...
tuttidurrutti: pass it around
tuttidurrutti: um
tuttidurrutti: uh
danacasso: lol
tuttidurrutti: a few more bottles of beer on the wall
danacasso: lol
reverend_loveshade: pi squared minus one bottles of beer on the wall
reverend_loveshade: lol
apparently_a_pseudonym: I just sit here watching squirells
tuttidurrutti: mmmm
tuttidurrutti: squirrels
danacasso: wanna shewt 'em?
reverend_loveshade: I just watch here sitting squirrels
apparently_a_pseudonym: They have much more fun then me
tuttidurrutti: i just squirrel here, sitting on my watch?
reverend_loveshade: You got a squirrel shooting license?
greymist08: "as we poison the pidgeons in the park..."
reverend_loveshade: I can sell you one cheap.
reverend_loveshade: Slightly used.
danacasso: hallow points make 'em explode
reverend_loveshade: Thank you Tom Lehrer
apparently_a_pseudonym: Go ahead and shoot them Dana
greymist08: "and maybe we'll do in a squirrel or two..."
apparently_a_pseudonym: Shoot them to your hearts content
tuttidurrutti: infinity squirrels with beers on the wall
reverend_loveshade: Tom Lehrer is a musician and a mathematician. He'd know
what pi squared minus one was.
tuttidurrutti: infinity squirrels with beer
tuttidurrutti: shoot one down
danacasso: lol
tuttidurrutti: fry til brown
reverend_loveshade: st d has had too much fermented orange juice
tuttidurrutti: infinity squirrels with beers on the wall
reverend_loveshade: lol
tuttidurrutti: how did you know my OJ was fermenting?
apparently_a_pseudonym: Wait a minute?
tuttidurrutti: ok
reverend_loveshade: I spoke to Goddess
danacasso: the smell gave it away
reverend_loveshade: She told me
apparently_a_pseudonym: The orange juice was fermented?
tuttidurrutti: mine was here
tuttidurrutti: this morning
tuttidurrutti: for breakfast
apparently_a_pseudonym: *grabs left over orange juice and starts chugging*
reverend_loveshade: It wasn't until it sat in the cups too long.
danacasso: phew
tuttidurrutti: the tequila i slipped in it mighta helped too
reverend_loveshade: You remember, the two attached cups with the elastic straps
danacasso: ahhhhh that's it
apparently_a_pseudonym sings a song for cuteleaderjester
reverend_loveshade flirts with cuteleaderjester
apparently_a_pseudonym frowns in disgust
reverend_loveshade:
greymist08 bows down before cuteleaderjester
tuttidurrutti screams, "They killed kenny!"
cuteleaderjester: hehe
cuteleaderjester flirts with reverend_loveshade
tuttidurrutti faints on razmear
reverend_loveshade: Oh baby!
apparently_a_pseudonym: Join the party mary
apparently_a_pseudonym: You so quiet
reverend_loveshade: Tickles cuteleaderjester
apparently_a_pseudonym: I dun like quiet people
cuteleaderjester: EeP!
tuttidurrutti grabs apparently_a_pseudonym and dances around the room
danacasso: lightly slaps tuttidurrutti's face
reverend_loveshade:
apparently_a_pseudonym screams in a mad fit
tuttidurrutti Hey apparently_a_pseudonym you can create custom emotions by
editing the emote_user.dat file
reverend_loveshade: So tell us how!
tuttidurrutti flirts with tuttidurrutti
tuttidurrutti: hmmm
tuttidurrutti: i think i like me
reverend_loveshade: tutti better slap yourself for flirting
apparently_a_pseudonym: I dont know
greymist08 flirts with cuteleaderjester
tuttidurrutti mumbles incoherently
apparently_a_pseudonym: Tutti and Durrutti make a nice couple
reverend_loveshade: kik
lambie_aka joined the room
razmear left the room
tuttidurrutti: no, they can never get along
reverend_loveshade: thats lol one space over
reverend_loveshade: hello lambie_aka
lambie_aka: hello
reverend_loveshade: You missed the wedding but we're still at the reception
lambie_aka: whats M.A.?W
lambie_aka: lol
lambie_aka: ok
reverend_loveshade: The bride
tuttidurrutti: kik kik kik
tuttidurrutti: we have margaritas
tuttidurrutti: and fermented orange juice
reverend_loveshade: and fermented orange juice
reverend_loveshade: damn you beat me to that post!
reverend_loveshade: lol
apparently_a_pseudonym: o jsyr ejrn upi ,rddi[nu s d[svr
tuttidurrutti: and donuts!!!
tuttidurrutti: yeah, what he said
cuteleaderjester: <Mary Anne Walter
lambie_aka: is this room christian?
lambie_aka: no one has ears here?
reverend_loveshade: I don't know. Ask the room.
danacasso: freshly fermented
cuteleaderjester: no
apparently_a_pseudonym: I have three ears
tuttidurrutti: i think the room is mostly rectangular
reverend_loveshade: I once taught Sunday school.
danacasso: strange i see it as round
reverend_loveshade: Ok twice.
apparently_a_pseudonym: I was sure it was an irregular polygon
tuttidurrutti: well, that's the whole grid thing again
lambie_aka: who here is christian?
tuttidurrutti: all rooms are rectangular in some sense
cuteleaderjester: im not
tuttidurrutti: round in some sense
tuttidurrutti: christian in some sense
reverend_loveshade: I'm a Christian agnostic
lambie_aka: explain
tuttidurrutti: rectangular and round in some sense
greymist08: and false in some sense
lambie_aka: such as?
apparently_a_pseudonym: *holds up hand than drops it again then holds up hand
then drops it again*
tuttidurrutti: rectangualr and christian in some sense
reverend_loveshade: So lambie_aka how did you find this room?
tuttidurrutti: round and christian in some sense
lambie_aka: it was on the list
tuttidurrutti: and round, rectangular and christian in some sense
tuttidurrutti: damn that's a mouthful
greymist08 Passes the 'Frop around.
lambie_aka: im looking for someone to help me
danacasso: hmmm... could be shaped like the vatican?
reverend_loveshade: With what?
apparently_a_pseudonym: Nah, not quite so holy looking
tuttidurrutti: all rooms are like the vatican in some sense
apparently_a_pseudonym: Though there are quite a bit of holes
greymist08: help how?
reverend_loveshade: lambie_aka help with what?
tuttidurrutti: we help good
lambie_aka: hoping to find a kind spirit who would help me figure out how to
personalize my emotes
caliphbubba joined the room
reverend_loveshade: Ok
lambie_aka: is any one in voice?
tuttidurrutti Hey lambie_aka you can create custom emotions by editing the
emote_user.dat file
lambie_aka: or does this room not have voice
lambie_aka: no crap tutti
apparently_a_pseudonym: Tutti how xactlty do you do that?
lambie_aka: i went there and dont know what to do
reverend_loveshade: Click on the ! then click on the name of the user you want to
emote to then click on the emotion then click on the grey Emote User button
lambie_aka:
caliphbubba: so whose the Preecher around her I looking for A SHot-GUn wedding
lambie_aka: not like that
tuttidurrutti: well, we got a preacher but no shotgun
reverend_loveshade: You want to marry a shotgun?
lambie_aka: how you can put yuor own emotes in
tuttidurrutti: just a little twenty two for those damn beer drinking squirrels
reverend_loveshade: I don't know.
apparently_a_pseudonym: Too late
cuteleaderjester: glue them in?
lambie_aka: you ppl are all drunk!
cuteleaderjester: i dont drink
apparently_a_pseudonym: where is emote_user.dat file?
tuttidurrutti: not even
cuteleaderjester: im 15
apparently_a_pseudonym: Do I have to dos?
reverend_loveshade: I'm 12
apparently_a_pseudonym: *shudders*
tuttidurrutti: we're not drunk, just stupid
caliphbubba: being drunk is fun but some people arn't the :leagl: age for it BUT
squirrels are different....
reverend_loveshade: I did most of my drinking before I turned 21
reverend_loveshade: Oh course you'd expect that me being 20 now
lambie_aka: ok..im wasting time here.. thanx all for your wacky company, its been
fun..im off! God bless you!!
cuteleaderjester: you're a squirrel?
apparently_a_pseudonym: But you are only 12
reverend_loveshade: lol
caliphbubba: alot of people say that....
lambie_aka left the room
tuttidurrutti: i was slowing down until i took up religion
reverend_loveshade: No wait lambi_aka I was going to give you a new car and a
house!
tuttidurrutti: boy, those guys can drink vodka
winterchild49 joined the room
apparently_a_pseudonym: Tutti; do I have to dos to make my own emotes?
apparently_a_pseudonym: Can you do a step by step?
tuttidurrutti: no clue
reverend_loveshade: Greetings winterchild49
caliphbubba: nope not a squirrels just fond of them...I hear they make great pets....
winterchild49: hi
tuttidurrutti: i just keep hitting the button that says 'custom'
tuttidurrutti: not button, but selection on the '!' LIST
reverend_loveshade: We just had a wedding
reverend_loveshade waves at cuteleaderjester
winterchild49: really
apparently_a_pseudonym Hey room you can create custom emotions by editing the
emote_user.dat file
caliphbubba: yeah she got married with out me...thats why I have the Shot-gun
tuttidurrutti: ouch
tuttidurrutti: sorry
cuteleaderjester smiles happily at reverend_loveshade
tuttidurrutti: YEAH, LIKE THAT
reverend_loveshade: Yep. Cuteleaderjester just got married.
apparently_a_pseudonym: Okay, thats fing usefull
danacasso: *pinches cuteleaderjester on the butt*
reverend_loveshade smiles happily at cuteleaderjester
cuteleaderjester: EeP
winterchild49 left the room
reverend_loveshade: So winterchild49 is gone.
caliphbubba: to bad so sad
tuttidurrutti: we keep scaring em off
reverend_loveshade: I can perform funerals too.
reverend_loveshade: Even for squirrels.
apparently_a_pseudonym: We need to present a more excepting front
danacasso: yeah my thoughts exactly
tuttidurrutti: or at least the drunk squirrels do
apparently_a_pseudonym: Accepting
caliphbubba: there not down with the discordian thang
danacasso: nahhh it's more fun this way
reverend_loveshade: No, In think in our case excepting was right.
apparently_a_pseudonym: I don unnerstan discordians
tuttidurrutti: discordians?
reverend_loveshade: what are discordians?
tuttidurrutti: i thought this was the podiatrists' convention
apparently_a_pseudonym: Eris is a goddess of strife and arguments
reverend_loveshade: Definition: Discordian is an out of tune accordion.
caliphbubba: ask cutejesterleader thats what i do....
tuttidurrutti: that's one grid
apparently_a_pseudonym: When did she become a symbol of frivolity?
cuteleaderjester: lol
reverend_loveshade: Hey, I just made that up!
tuttidurrutti: about 1958
tuttidurrutti: no one's too precise
tuttidurrutti: they were all really stoned at the time
reverend_loveshade: I like feet
danacasso: here kitty kitty kitty
apparently_a_pseudonym: The podiatrists convention is down the hall, third door on
the right
reverend_loveshade uses power of levitation to raise cuteleaderjester
reverend_loveshade: Hey, did I do that?
caliphbubba: feet are stinky
apparently_a_pseudonym Hey room you can create custom emotions by editing the
emote_user.dat file
tuttidurrutti: oh, did i say podiatrists?
cuteleaderjester: EeP
reverend_loveshade: I was only trying to lift her skirt!
tuttidurrutti: i meant to say pederasts
apparently_a_pseudonym: Do
apparently_a_pseudonym: How you do that
reverend_loveshade: oh yeah.
reverend_loveshade: Do what?
apparently_a_pseudonym: How you edit emote_user.dat file?
caliphbubba: pretty cool
reverend_loveshade grabs cuteleaderjester and dances around the room
reverend_loveshade: Woo haw!
cuteleaderjester:
apparently_a_pseudonym uses power of levitation to raise cuteleaderjester
apparently_a_pseudonym uses power of levitation to raise apparently_a_pseudonym
reverend_loveshade: Grab your partner dose e do.
reverend_loveshade: Kiss her on the lips and step on her toe.
caliphbubba: round and round
apparently_a_pseudonym: Oop
apparently_a_pseudonym: I'm dying
reverend_loveshade: Not again.
apparently_a_pseudonym: So long
apparently_a_pseudonym: ...
cuteleaderjester: eww
reverend_loveshade: Hey, can I do your funeral?
danacasso: uses the power of levitation too bounce rev loveshade on the floor like a
basketball
apparently_a_pseudonym: *cough*
apparently_a_pseudonym: sure
reverend_loveshade: Woo!
apparently_a_pseudonym: *dies*
reverend_loveshade: Cool.
caliphbubba: dying is good for you.....just ask all the vampires....
tuttidurrutti: uses the power of levitation to pour everyone another round of drinks
reverend_loveshade: Ok, when do we schedule the funeral?
danacasso: hey mary that leaves just you and me
caliphbubba: do the Undead get funerals?
apparently_a_pseudonym: *stands up again*
reverend_loveshade: only if they pay like everybody else.
apparently_a_pseudonym: I wish I could die and just stay dead
reverend_loveshade uses power of levitation to raise apparently_a_pseudonym
apparently_a_pseudonym: Whoa
reverend_loveshade: I raised you.
danacasso: grabs mary and dances around the room
apparently_a_pseudonym grabs cuteleaderjester and dances around the room
danacasso: hey!
cuteleaderjester Hey reverend_loveshade you can create custom emotions by
editing the emote_user.dat file
reverend_loveshade grabs reverend_loveshade and dances around the room
caliphbubba: like christ 'er somethin or maybe lazarus
reverend_loveshade: Yeah well how do I do that?
cuteleaderjester: im trying to figure that out lol
tuttidurrutti Hey reverend_loveshade you can create custom emotions by editing the
emote_user.dat file
caliphbubba: command them to "RISE"
reverend_loveshade: Raise the dead through levitation.
danacasso: whoa
neauxsaint: I'm off y'all. Thanks for a great wedding.
reverend_loveshade: Hey reverend_loveshade you can create custom emotions by
editing the emote_user.dat file
neauxsaint waves at everyone in the room
caliphbubba: that would work I suppose
danacasso: seeya
reverend_loveshade: Goodbye neauxsaint!
tuttidurrutti waves at neauxsaint
reverend_loveshade: Thanks for being a witless!
reverend_loveshade: witness.
neauxsaint: heheh
neauxsaint left the room
reverend_loveshade: Actually, it's time for this old rev to go to bed.
reverend_loveshade falls down near cuteleaderjester
cuteleaderjester: goodnight love
greymist08: well, i'm off, too.... seems there are giant rocks falling on our planet
tonite... and it's just about to go off...
reverend_loveshade: Oops!
reverend_loveshade: Goodnight Mary!
tuttidurrutti: time for this saint to sleep as well
reverend_loveshade: Luv you all!
tuttidurrutti: nite yall
danacasso: seeyaz
tuttidurrutti left the room
reverend_loveshade: Pet the kids and give the dog a kiss for me!
danacasso: lol
reverend_loveshade: Stroke your kitties!
danacasso: you are tired
cuteleaderjester: love you
greymist08: night all
danacasso: nitey-nite
cuteleaderjester: goodnight
reverend_loveshade:
cuteleaderjester:
greymist08 left the room
caliphbubba: It's gettin all lonely in here
cuteleaderjester gives caliphbubba a big hug
caliphbubba: thanks sweet-pea
cuteleaderjester: whereve you been?
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| The Wedding of The Mary, apparently_a_pseudonym, danacasso & razmear |
| 17 and 18 November 2001 |
| A Discordian Wedding |
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