U. S. President
Barack Obama:
The War on Discord
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Millions of people today are still celebrating the swearing in of President Obama and some are saying that his
inauguration speech many go down as one of the best in history. However, the Discordian community sees it
differently. With one short sentence Pres. Obama has declared War on Discord:

"On this day, we gather because we have chosen hope over fear, unity of purpose over conflict and discord."

Many groups see this statement as both offensive and un-American. The Reverend Jim Reinard of America’s
United for Discord is quoted as saying:

"This is a complete outrage. Apparently Mr. Obama has forgotten his history books. This nation was founded
on Discordian principles. Would there have been a Declaration of Independence without discord? Would we
have had a Revolutionary War without strife? And where would the Constitution have been if our Founding
Fathers hadn’t conflicted over the Articles of Confederation? I expect a full retraction from Pres. Obama in
the coming days."

Meanwhile, Elaine Whipspittle president of the Discordian Alliance of Mothers has written a press release

"We at the Discordian Alliance of Mothers are appalled at Obama’s resolve to strip our children of their
fundamental right to be raised in the faith of their parents. Our religion is not 'an introduction to terrorism', as
Mr. Obama portrays it; to see how wrong he is you would only have to see the joyous look on a child’s face
as she places memebomb stickers on public property."

Not everyone is opposed to Obama’s new front on conflict though. Central Scrutinizer of the Concordian
Movement was quoted as saying:

"Success on all fronts! At last someone has awoken to the insidious international threat of DISCORD and has
dedicated money, manpower, and bureaucracy to combat this extremely precise problem!"

The Obama administration was unable to be reached for comment at this time.
As totally ripped off from
where it says this is

by Iason Ouabache with help from Nigel and Hoopla
The war began on 20
January 2009
20 Chaos 3175.

Are you ready to
fight for your lefts?

See Below for our
answer to
"What Can I Do?"
What Can I Do?
(our little suggestions)
You may be asking yourself right now, what can I do for Discordia?

Send Discordian books, tracts and rants to President Barack Hussein Obama II. And don't forget the First
Lady Michelle LaVaughn Robinson Obama, Vice President Joseph Robinette "Joe" Biden, Jr., or the Second
Lady Jill Tracy Jacobs Biden. Make this a part of BookGASM. There's 15,000 lobbyists out there: us
Discordians need to lobby for ourselves.

You can send messages online to

That site also has the following contact info:

You can also call or write to the President:

The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500

Gifts & Items Sent to the White House

Items sent to the White House are often significantly delayed and can be irreparably harmed during the
security screening process. Therefore, please do not send items of personal importance, such as family
photographs, because items may not be returned.

For security reasons, please do not send consumable gifts -- such as food, flowers, and other perishable
items -- to the White House. While President Obama, the First Lady, Vice President Biden, and Dr. Biden
appreciate your thoughtfulness, they request that instead you look to your local community for opportunities
to assist your neighbors in need.
The War on Discord is as
posted on 20 January
2009, the day Barack
Hussein Obama II was
inaugurated as president
of these United States
and protector of Mexico.  
We claim no credit for
The War on Discord.  
Especially if it gets the
Secret Service snooping
Barack Obama's War Speech
Part I
Part II
Part III
The War on Discord itself was kopylefted (released
into the public domain) which is why we could
steal it. You can too. We made the wallpaper and
it's kopyleft also.  Use it as you will.
Note: In real life we are VERY glad
George W. Bush is out, and are pleased
that Barack Obama is in. But who wants
to get stuck in real life?