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| Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht |
| Updated on 42 Discord 3175 |
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“If we can create
enough holidays,
we’ll never have
to go to school.”
--Untroubled Teen
at age 13
enough holidays,
we’ll never have
to go to school.”
--Untroubled Teen
at age 13
“If we can create
enough holidays,
we’ll never have
to go to work.”
--Untroubled Teen
at age 15
enough holidays,
we’ll never have
to go to work.”
--Untroubled Teen
at age 15
| Celebrate Nude Year's Day January 1! |
| Explore the Unknown on The Unknown Holyday! |
| Would you like to be a Discordian for Jesus and/or want to love your neighbor? March 25 is your day! |
| Pull a small Jake that embarrasses and causes loss of personal modesty on May 23! |
| Did you know there was a Mid Years Day? |
| Remember your Imaginary Friend on June 21! |
| Celebrate the Mass of Planet Eris and of the Discordian Prophet Eristotle! Guess which one was most massive! |
| You don't have to wait for Habeas Corpus Rememberance Day to demand your rights! Or lefts. |
| Have you planned for your New Year's Eve Eve Party? It's never too early or late to plan for the next one! |
| If you didn't get enough spanking on August 25, there's always November 24! |
| This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 2.5 License. |
| We released the wallpaper into the public domain. |
| Ek-sen-trik Discordian HOLYDAYS As ripped off from various sources by Reverend Loveshade, Untroubled Teen, and Assorted Others Episkopos and Sexetary and Others, respectively, of the Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild and by Princess Unicornia and Friends of the Mythics of Harmonia |
What would a year be if you got rid of all the holidays? A lot shorter. But it would seem a lot longer.
Therefore we present to you some holydays that Ek-sen-trik Discordians and anyone else who so desires can
celebrate. (Remember, “holiday” means “holy day.”) These holydays are identified by source: DJ is Discordians
for Jesus; ED is the Ek-sen-trik Discordians (Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild); ECG is the Ek-
sen-triks CluborGuild; MH is the Mythics of Harmonia; PD is Principia Discordia; O is Other. (If you have a
suggestion for an appropriate/inappropriate holyday, feel free to send it to the email listed on our home page).
The holydays below are all presented in the Gregorian (and Discordian) calendar. Those who use other
calendars will have to figure it out for themselves. (Note for mathematically-inclined Discordians: we discovered,
through advanced mathematical formulae that required using five Gonkulator Model 537 computers--five
because the first four broke down--that the seasonal holydays are on the 50th day of each season, which means
they’re also 23 days before the end of each season. Isn’t that clever?)
Legal Notice: Nothing here should be interpreted as encouraging anyone to do anything harmful, illegal, or that
really isn’t fun.
Therefore we present to you some holydays that Ek-sen-trik Discordians and anyone else who so desires can
celebrate. (Remember, “holiday” means “holy day.”) These holydays are identified by source: DJ is Discordians
for Jesus; ED is the Ek-sen-trik Discordians (Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild); ECG is the Ek-
sen-triks CluborGuild; MH is the Mythics of Harmonia; PD is Principia Discordia; O is Other. (If you have a
suggestion for an appropriate/inappropriate holyday, feel free to send it to the email listed on our home page).
The holydays below are all presented in the Gregorian (and Discordian) calendar. Those who use other
calendars will have to figure it out for themselves. (Note for mathematically-inclined Discordians: we discovered,
through advanced mathematical formulae that required using five Gonkulator Model 537 computers--five
because the first four broke down--that the seasonal holydays are on the 50th day of each season, which means
they’re also 23 days before the end of each season. Isn’t that clever?)
Legal Notice: Nothing here should be interpreted as encouraging anyone to do anything harmful, illegal, or that
really isn’t fun.
January 1 (1 Chaos): New Year's Day (O)/Nude Year's Day (MH)
January 5 (5 Chaos): Mungday (PD)
January 10 (10 Chaos): Backwards Day, Reformed (O)/(ED)
January 10 (10 Chaos): Binary Day (ED)
January 18 (18 Chaos): Pat Pineapple Day (ECG)
January 21 (21 Chaos): Hug Day (O)
January 26 (26 Chaos): Backwards Day, Traditional (O)
February 18 (49 Chaos): The Mary Day (ED)
February 19 (50 Chaos): Chaosflux (PD)
February 20 (51 Chaos): Pet Loving Day (O)
February 29 (St. Tib's Day): St. Tib's Day (PD)/Leaping Birth Day (ED)
February 30 (?????): The Unknown Holyday
March 10 (69 Chaos): Head Chicken/Chicken Head Day (MH)
January 5 (5 Chaos): Mungday (PD)
January 10 (10 Chaos): Backwards Day, Reformed (O)/(ED)
January 10 (10 Chaos): Binary Day (ED)
January 18 (18 Chaos): Pat Pineapple Day (ECG)
January 21 (21 Chaos): Hug Day (O)
January 26 (26 Chaos): Backwards Day, Traditional (O)
February 18 (49 Chaos): The Mary Day (ED)
February 19 (50 Chaos): Chaosflux (PD)
February 20 (51 Chaos): Pet Loving Day (O)
February 29 (St. Tib's Day): St. Tib's Day (PD)/Leaping Birth Day (ED)
February 30 (?????): The Unknown Holyday
March 10 (69 Chaos): Head Chicken/Chicken Head Day (MH)
March 19 (5 Discord): Mojoday (PD) or Lingananday
March 25 (11 Discord): Discordians for Jesus/Love Your Neighbor Day (DJ)
April 1 (18 Discord): April Fool's Day (O)
April 2 (19 Discord): St John the Blasphemist's Day (ED)
April 6 (23 Discord): Jake Day (O)
May 3 (50 Discord): Discoflux (PD)
May 23 (70 Discord): Jake Day Jr. (DJ)/Day of the Elppin (MH)
May 25 (72 Discord): Towel Day (O)
March 25 (11 Discord): Discordians for Jesus/Love Your Neighbor Day (DJ)
April 1 (18 Discord): April Fool's Day (O)
April 2 (19 Discord): St John the Blasphemist's Day (ED)
April 6 (23 Discord): Jake Day (O)
May 3 (50 Discord): Discoflux (PD)
May 23 (70 Discord): Jake Day Jr. (DJ)/Day of the Elppin (MH)
May 25 (72 Discord): Towel Day (O)
May 31 (5 Confusion): Syaday (PD) or Gulikday/Fearless Fred Day (ED)
May 37 (11 Confusion): 537 Day (ECG)
June 10 (15 Confusion): Mad Hatter Day (O)
June 21 (26 Confusion): Imaginary Friend/Captain Tuttle Day (ED)/(MH)
July 2 (37 Confusion): Mid Year’s Day (ECG)
July 15 (50 Confusion): Confuflux (PD)
May 37 (11 Confusion): 537 Day (ECG)
June 10 (15 Confusion): Mad Hatter Day (O)
June 21 (26 Confusion): Imaginary Friend/Captain Tuttle Day (ED)/(MH)
July 2 (37 Confusion): Mid Year’s Day (ECG)
July 15 (50 Confusion): Confuflux (PD)
August 10 (3 Bureaucracy): Multiversal Underwear Day (O)/(MH)
August 12 (5 Bureaucracy): Zaraday (PD)
August 25 (18 Bureaucracy): Festival of Hanky-Panky Spankies (MH)
September 9 (33 Bureaucracy): Cat Dancing & Foot Fetish Day aka Pussyfoot Day (ED)
September 13 (37 Bureaucracy): Mass of Planet Eris/Eristotle (ED)/(MH)
September 26 (50 Bureaucracy): Bureflux (PD)
October 3 (57 Bureaucracy): Shamlicht Kids Club Day (ED)
October 5 (59 Bureaucracy): Gonkulator Day (Gonculator Day) (ED)
October 6 (60 Bureaucracy): Mad Hatter Day (O)
October 12 (66 Bureaucracy): Habeas Corpus Remembrance Day (ED)
August 12 (5 Bureaucracy): Zaraday (PD)
August 25 (18 Bureaucracy): Festival of Hanky-Panky Spankies (MH)
September 9 (33 Bureaucracy): Cat Dancing & Foot Fetish Day aka Pussyfoot Day (ED)
September 13 (37 Bureaucracy): Mass of Planet Eris/Eristotle (ED)/(MH)
September 26 (50 Bureaucracy): Bureflux (PD)
October 3 (57 Bureaucracy): Shamlicht Kids Club Day (ED)
October 5 (59 Bureaucracy): Gonkulator Day (Gonculator Day) (ED)
October 6 (60 Bureaucracy): Mad Hatter Day (O)
October 12 (66 Bureaucracy): Habeas Corpus Remembrance Day (ED)
October 24 (5 Aftermath): Maladay (PD)
November 16 (28 Aftermath): Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild Day (ECG)
November 24 (36 Aftermath): Spanking Fest (ED)
November 25 (37 Aftermath): 537 Day (ED), sometimes Turkey Day (O)
December 4 (46 Aftermath): Hug Day II (O)
December 8 (50 Aftermath): Afflux (PD)
December 25 (67 Aftermath): Santa Claus Day (O)/(ED)
December 30 (72 Aftermath): New Year's Eve Eve (ECG)
November 16 (28 Aftermath): Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild Day (ECG)
November 24 (36 Aftermath): Spanking Fest (ED)
November 25 (37 Aftermath): 537 Day (ED), sometimes Turkey Day (O)
December 4 (46 Aftermath): Hug Day II (O)
December 8 (50 Aftermath): Afflux (PD)
December 25 (67 Aftermath): Santa Claus Day (O)/(ED)
December 30 (72 Aftermath): New Year's Eve Eve (ECG)
| Also see the Gregorian - Discordian Conversion Calendar! |