| This is the Planned Agenda for the Summit Meeting Between the Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild and Mythics of Harmonia. Of course when we actually meet things might not go exactly as planned.... See What "Really Happened" HERE! |
- FRIDAY, 25 August 2006
17.00 hrs (5:00 p.m.) Registration
18.00 hrs. (6:00 p.m.) Dinner
- (Menu choices: Bunless hot dog with fries, cabbage stuffed with Spam, baked bass with cloved lemon in
its mouth. Vegetarian choice: cabbage, fries and cloved lemon. Dessert:: apple upside down cake,
rainbow sherbet, or chocolate cake covered with chocolate icing and chocolate spinkles)
18.30 hrs. (6:30 p.m.) Special Guest Speaker Pope Higgins of W.E.T.D.I.A.P.E.R.S. : “Discordianism in the
Late 32nd Century.”
19.00 hrs. (7:00 p.m.) Special Two-Part Film and Powerpoint Presentations: “How We Celebrated
Multiversal Underwear Day” and “Spanking Through The Ages.”
20.00 hrs. (8:00 p.m.) Costume Party (Refreshments and decorations will be provided. Attendees must
provide their own costumes and recreational drugs)
- SATURDAY, 26 August 2006
08.30 hrs. (8:30 a.m.) Breakfast in Bed
09.30 hrs. (9:30 a.m.) “Exercise for Health” led by Physical Therapist Groin Polle
10.30 hrs. (10:30 a.m.) Workshop: “Body Painting” presented by Danacasso
12.00 hrs. (12:00 p.m.) Lunch on the Lawn
13.00 hrs. (1:00 p.m.) Presentation of Proposals:
- “Voting Rights for the Dead”: presented by Binky the WonderSkull, D.E.A.D.
- “Topfree for You and Me”: presented by Princess Unicornia and Fairy Princess Yoshikyoko, MH
- “Spanking: a Disorder or a Holiday?” presented by Reverend Loveshade, D & D of the ECG
- “Presentations and Proposals by Whoever Happens to Show Up”: presented by Whoever
Happens to Show Up
15.00 hrs. (3:00 p.m.) “Tour of Historical Places” by Tour Guide Ima Boar
17.00 hrs. (4:00 p.m.) Workshop: (Will either be “Sex in Prison: A Demonstration” presented by JC-642831
and JC-428569, or “Designer Clothing Made from Ice Cream” with presenter to be announced)
18.30 hrs. (6:30 p.m.) Dinner
- (Menu choices: Beef Stew, Spaghetti with meat balls, Roast Pig with Pineapple in its mouth. Vegetarian
choice: vegetable broth with spaghetti and pineapple. Dessert:: white cake with lemon icing, chocolate
truffles, or lemon ice cream)
19.00 hrs. (7:00 p.m.) Powerpoint Presentation: “The Sacred Art of Posing with Binky the WonderSkull”
19.30 hrs. (7:30 p.m.) Special Presentations: "A Little Song and Dance" by Little Dorothy and Mr. Bear,
and “Farting: The Musical” presented by Shamlicht Girls and Shamlicht Boys (which may merge to
become Shamlicht Kids Club)
20.30 hrs. (8:30 p.m.) Toga or Swim Party (swimming pool, hot tub, cloved lemons, grapes, chocolate syrup
and whipped dessert topping will be made available. Attendees must supply own togas and recreational drugs)
- SUNDAY, 27 August 2006
08.30 hrs. (8:30 a.m.) Breakfast in Bed
09.30 hrs. (9:00 a.m.) Presentation: (Speaker and Topic to be announced)
10.00 hrs. (10:00 a.m.) Discordian Sunday School
11.00 hrs. (11:00 a.m.) Erisening Service
12.00 hrs. (12:00 p.m.) Lunch by the Tree
13.00 hrs. (1:00 p.m.) Presentation of Proposals:
- “Protecting People from Pornography: How to Censor the Bible”: presented by Reverend
Loveshade, D & D of the ECG
- “Endangered Species: Save Our Rubber Chickens” presented by Fairy Princess Yoshikyoko, MH
- “Born Again Virgin Sex” presented by Princess Unicornia, MH
- “More Presentations and Proposals by Whoever Happens to Show Up”: presented by Whoever
Happens to Show Up
15.00 hrs. (3:00 p.m.) Battle Preparation
15.30 hrs (3:30 p.m.) Battle Between the Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild and
Mythics of Harmonia to determine Ultimate Supremacy and World Rulership. Competitions will include:
- Fish Slapping
- Fruit Pie Throwing
- Nude Mud Wrestling
18:30 hrs. (6:30 p.m.) Dinner
- (Menu choices: To Be Announced)
19.00 hrs. (7:00 p.m.) Awards Presentation to Winners of Competitions presented by Pope Higgins,
Little Dorothy and her friend Mr. Bear of W.E.T.D.I.A.P.E.R.S.
19:35 hrs. (7:35 p.m.) Announcement of the New Rulers of the World
20:00 hrs. (8:00 p.m.) Closing Ceremony
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Summit Meeting August 25 to 27 2006 Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild & Mythics of Harmonia |
| The MEETING actually happened Friday, 24 November to Sunday, 26 November 2006. We posted the wrong dates to throw off The Agents of Greyface. |
