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Bluebeard’s Nest          Nest of Pink Vipers
Members of
Smagmoid Kids Club

Sung to the tune of "Smagmoid Boys*" by
Captain "Sesame Seed" Rogers

*Tune for each stanza, in 4/4 time in the key of C, is

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Smagmoid
Kids
Club
SMAGMOID KIDS CLUB SONG
Smagmoid Kids Club is so cool,
Better than our stupid school.
Come and see us girls and boys
Playing with each other’s toys.

Dolls and trucks and Calvin Ball,
Riding ponies through the mall.
Dancing, camping, catching ants,
Swimming in our underpants.

Cooking, painting, fiber arts,
Making music with our farts.
Join our club don't be a fool,
In Smagmoid Kids Club DISCORD RULES!
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