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the Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild
|Discordian Division of the
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|“The Something’s Fishy Issue”
(as produced for your enjoyment by the
Discordian Division of the
D & D of the ECG)
(Somebody’s getting married!)
We aren’t yet at liberty to say who, but one of our members/associates is planning to
get married! But the couple wants a real Discordian wedding--how do we do that?
Send your ideas to our email listed below.
Question of the Month: What does a Bride traditionally bring to a Honeymoon that
smells like fish?
FLOUNDER FINDS FOUNDER?
After being missing for months, member (and possible ECG founder) Paganus
Grimlove the Uncanonized has exposed emself! (i.e., returned) For more on
Paganus (former keeper of the Holy Relic “The Duck”), check our site. Welcome
WHO’S WHO IN UNCYCLOPEDIA
At last count, the “content-free” Uncyclopedia (www.uncyclopedia.org) has 23
references to Reverend Loveshade, and a new article about our leader at www.
uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Reverend_Loveshade! Check it quickly, because the ego-
inflating and wildly inaccurate article could change or disappear at any time. (Any
reports on who might have written it would be welcome).
SMELLS LIKE FISH
Saint The Mary informed us that the D & D of the EGC fish symbol we called a betta
fish on approx. 537 pages of our site is actually a killifish. ARRGGG! Site is now
fixed (except for the reference in the poem to The Mary about “master bettas.”)
As compensation, Saint The Mary sent us an improved photo of the Sacred Chao
with killifish that appears on es person between es upper and lower naughty bits.
See it at discordia.loveshade.org.
(fun details at discordia.loveshade.org/ek-sen-trik-kuh/holydays.html)
March 10 (69 Chaos): Head Chicken/Chicken Head Day (DD); March 19 (5
Discord): Mojoday (PD) (or Lingananday) ; April 1 (18 Discord): April Fool’s Day
(O); April 2 (19 Discord): St John the Blasphemist Day (DD); April 6 (23 Discord):
Jake Day (O).
Member Anus Familiarus has proposed Love Your Pet Day. This is already
celebrated by many people on February 20. Do we want to make it our holyday for
Also note we’re still taking votes until the end of March on the proposed Underwear
Day holyday of August 10. Send your opinions for either or both of these to our
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUIT DAY!
Birthday bottom slaps with a wet killifish for the 18th birthday of Princess Unicornia!
You can contact the princess and request birthday suit pics (that’s a joke!--and it was
the princess idea not ours) at email@example.com.
(If you want us to mention your birthday, anniversary, graduation, menstrual period,
etc. in a future Snooze Letter, let us know at least five weeks ahead of time so we
can get it in, oh baby oh baby).
IS ANIMAL SEX AGAINST THE LAW OF FIVES?
Dr. Sinister Craven has penned for us “Animal Sex Lesson Two: Six-Legged Sex and
Violence.” Is six-legged sex right for you?
Reverend Loveshade has told us to “Stop in the Name of the Law of Fives!” Learn
about the Discordian Law of Fives, and why Discordians should ignore it.
This Snooze Letter is an oaficious document of the Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-
triks CluborGuild, and is brought to you by Saint The Mary’s killifish, and ain’t
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