Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild Snooze Letter August 2009 |
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This is an Xtra Special Flash News Edition of the Ek-sen-trik Discordian Snooze Letter for August 2009. So ain't you glad you'll see it? There are two major events both coming on Sunday, 23 August 2009. Fortunately, you can easily do them both wherever you are. Well, almost anywhere. GOTOPLESS PROTEST DAY This is sponsored by the good folks at www.gotopless.org. Their big question is, "Why should men be allowed to go topless in public, but women can't? As Mythics of Harmonia co-creator and nudist Princess Unicornia (who's planning a big event with friends in California) said, "Who decided women's chests are sexy and men's chests aren't?" Women have actually been convicted for breast-feeding their babies in public. Fortunately, some parts of the world are less puritanical than others, and even the puritanical ones (such as the USA) are starting to lighten up on the issue of public breastfeeding. But if a breast is OK to be seen if it has a baby sucking on it, why can't it be seen if it's just there? To see more info on nudism and related issues, check Lorien Loveshade's (aka Princess Unicornia) article at lorien.loveshade.org/opinions/nudism.html. By the way, this article has been listed as a Wikipedia source for a few years but was just recently deleted along with virtually every other useful external link. If someone wants to add these useful links back to the Naturism article at en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naturism, you can find them at the bottom of en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Naturism&oldid=297084619 JAKE DAY 2009 This is by the good Professor Cramulus. Learn more about em, Operation Mindfuck and OMGASM, in Intermittens 7 at discordia.loveshade.org/xtra/archive/imittens_07_screen.pdf Note that the first Day of Discord was held on 23 August 2008. For background, go to discordia.loveshade.org/xtra/howitbegan.html Here's the latest Golden Apple Seed Mission for you misguided mischevious misanthropes. Some spags have devised a target for Jake Day 2009, which they're placing on top of the Day of Discord. The idea is to send one person so much weird mail they can't figure out what's going on. Click here for details. We don't want our target figuring out what's going on, so spread the word discretely! - - - - - This has been the Xtra Special Flash News Edition of the Ek-sen-trik Discordian Snooze Letter for August 2009. So ain't you glad you saw it? If you or someone you know wants to begin getting our absolutely free Snooze Letter and other cool emailings (we usually send about one email a month), send an email to the address listed on our homepage with the subject Add Me. If you want us to take your name off of our emailing list (which means you will remain unilluminated), send an email to the same address with the subject Unsubscribe. Send your comments on our Snooze Letter or proposals or opinions on submitted pieces or a request to review future submissions or your birthday suit day or naked photos of yourself or your pets or anything else other than submissions to the same address, but put something Discordian (ED, ECG, Eris, etc.) in your heading so we'll know it's not spam. (We get a lot of spam, and don't want to unknowingly delete something from a Discordian). If you want to make a submission for our site (or the book, which only needs art submissions), email it at the address for submissions listed on our homepage. But first, please see submission details at discordia.loveshade.org/xtra/xssubmit.html before you submit. Thank you and have a day. |
Snooze Letter August 2009 |
A Snooze Letter of the Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild |
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Do a Jake and Go Topless on 23 August 2009 |
XTRA SPECIAL EDITION |
JAKE DAY & TOPLESS EVENTS IN YOUR AREA 23 AUGUST 2009! |
'If you'll be at Venice Beach on that day, you might see Fairy Princess Yoshikyoko, Nurse Eggscream, Nixie Nurita, Homeless Dragon, Thomas T. Timber, Omar the Bisquit and me and many others topfree! Meet at noon at Ocean Front Walk at Navy St. We'll start marching at 1 p.m. toward the Windward Circle stage with a speech and entertainment from 2 p.m. to 4 p.m.' -- Princess Unicornia |