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St. The Mary
The Mary, being actual, is a Saint Second Class recognized by the Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild. The Mary is Patron Saint, Illuminated, of Bearers of Erisian Tattoos; Matron of The Order of the Holy Chao Belly Rubbers; Keeper of the Holy Chao Belly; Breeder of Things that Smell Like Fish; and Corpus Delectable of the Divinely Revered Objects of Obscene Lust (DROOL). Canonized in A. D. 2004 (3170 POEE). Holy Day: 18 February (49 Chaos).