| KallistiCon 2009 has been officially approved as an Erisian con by the Illuminaughty, and thus is acceptable for Discordian attendance. But go anyway. |
Contact: St. Mae stmae*at*discordian.com or Johnny Brainwash (johnnybrainwash*at*hotmail)
Important: If you are coming, you MUST RSVP by emailing stmae@discordian.com by no later
than June 8th, 2009!
From a secure location beneath New Alamut,
Left Coast, Turtle Island, Earth
Fool's Day 2009
Discordians, Dysnomians, Erisians, and others of much ilk...
Get up! (Get on up!)
Kallisticon 2009 is coming - June 12-14!
Every year this millennium, we've gotten together in the Bay Area in California. We're not just
rehashing gags from the Principia - we're moving forward, practicing chaos in the world.
For the last seven years, we've eaten and drank together, we've made friends with strangers
in traffic, we've had rituals and blessings, we've been weird in public, and we've been human
with each other. We've found the freaks who thought they were the only ones, and taught them
- and ourselves - what tribe is supposed to mean.
Some of you will say: "But Discordians are supposed to be disorganized."
Didn't you know that's just a put-on?
Some of you will say we're doing it wrong, and only you know the right way to follow Eris.
That's OK. Just quit talking about it and start doing it.
Some will no doubt repeat the tired cliche: "We Discordians tend to stick apart."
Of course we do, but sticking apart is more fun when we do it together.
Throw out your old memes. Greg and Kerry are gone, Bob Wilson is gone, Camden Benares
and the other old-timers are gone. Let's honor and respect them. Let's learn from their lives
and their teachings. But let's stop trying to be them.
The Principia is your grandma's Discordia. Being an inside joke on the net is your daddy's.
What's yours? And who are you doing it with?
gabba gabba
we accept you
we accept you
one of us
RSVP
Let us know as soon as possible if you're coming, but definitely by no later than Monday, June
8. After that, we can't guarantee there will be enough food or transportation.
Important: If you are coming, you MUST RSVP by emailing stmae@discordian.com by no later
than June 8th, 2009!
From a secure location beneath New Alamut,
Left Coast, Turtle Island, Earth
Fool's Day 2009
Discordians, Dysnomians, Erisians, and others of much ilk...
Get up! (Get on up!)
Kallisticon 2009 is coming - June 12-14!
Every year this millennium, we've gotten together in the Bay Area in California. We're not just
rehashing gags from the Principia - we're moving forward, practicing chaos in the world.
For the last seven years, we've eaten and drank together, we've made friends with strangers
in traffic, we've had rituals and blessings, we've been weird in public, and we've been human
with each other. We've found the freaks who thought they were the only ones, and taught them
- and ourselves - what tribe is supposed to mean.
Some of you will say: "But Discordians are supposed to be disorganized."
Didn't you know that's just a put-on?
Some of you will say we're doing it wrong, and only you know the right way to follow Eris.
That's OK. Just quit talking about it and start doing it.
Some will no doubt repeat the tired cliche: "We Discordians tend to stick apart."
Of course we do, but sticking apart is more fun when we do it together.
Throw out your old memes. Greg and Kerry are gone, Bob Wilson is gone, Camden Benares
and the other old-timers are gone. Let's honor and respect them. Let's learn from their lives
and their teachings. But let's stop trying to be them.
The Principia is your grandma's Discordia. Being an inside joke on the net is your daddy's.
What's yours? And who are you doing it with?
gabba gabba
we accept you
we accept you
one of us
RSVP
Let us know as soon as possible if you're coming, but definitely by no later than Monday, June
8. After that, we can't guarantee there will be enough food or transportation.
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| KallistiCon 2009 This is the only Discordian UnConvention held every year this millennium at St. Mae's house. This is your chance to visit San Francisco, the city of Saint Emperor Norton I Saint Mark Twain and Saint Minnie Rae |
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pubic domain. We mean public domain.
| 'Where sticking apart is more fun when you do it together.' |
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| The Loveshade Family KallistiCon Scholarship Want to go but need a little financial help? Well, that's all we can give you is a little financial help. Maybe. One lucky person may be entitled to receiving half the convention fee of $60. That's right, one person who can't otherwise afford it can pay $30 and we'll pay the other $30 for you. If you're interested, send us an email with the heading Scholarship to the address listed on our homepage. IMPORTANT: There is no specific application deadline. However, we reserve the right to award the scholarship as soon as we find a worthy recipient. So let us know if you're interested ASAP! |
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