|A sample Snooze Letter of
the Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild
|SNOOZE LETTER FOR
THE DISCORDIAN DIVISION OF
THE EK-SEN-TRIKS CLUBORGUILD
(D & D of the ECG)
(Being the Underwear Head Issue)
|Dear Ek-sen-trik Discordian and Friends,
It’s time once again for our whenever-it-comes-it-comes Snooze Letter. As is usual,
we’ve changed the format, which we change as often as some people change their
underwear. This is either a sign of our renewing creativity, or an indication that we
didn’t get it right the first time.
NEW SNOOZE BRIEFS
(posted or revised since 26 Jan. 2006)
One item we added was “Goodbye Loompanics.” We wish we hadn’t. Actually, we
wish we had no reason to. We won’t repeat the entire article here, but suffice it to say
that, after 30 years, the first mass publisher of Principia Discordia is shutting down its
presses. This is a sad day for Discordians, Libertarians, Freedom Fighters, and all
who truly value Freedom of the Press. You can read our article at discordia.
loveshade.org/xtra/loompanics.html, and visit Loompanics (and get books and other
cool stuff at 50% off while still available--including the yellow edition of Principia
Discordia) at www.loompanics.com.
After checking our boxer briefs a second time, we found “Stop in the Name of the Law
of Fives!” It seems that even Discordians can become obsessed with unnecessary
order. You can stop yourself at discordia.loveshade.org/ek-sen-trik-kuh/stop5.html
Revised and added and fixed stuff includes patching some holes in Reverend
Loveshade’s Autobiography at discordia.loveshade.org/ek-sen-trik-kuh/revbio.html;
some alternate Holy Books to open up at discordia.loveshade.org/ek-sen-trik-
kuh/5books.html; and a number of images exposed to Babysitter Eris at discordia.
Visitors might uncover other changes here and there throughout the site (did you
see Bouncing Cupid in the Shamlicht Girls section? Did you discover where Eris is
hiding? Hint: it’s behind a tree in Hawaii.)
TOMORROW’S BRIEFS HEADING YOUR WAY
We never know exactly what or when we’re posting until we do, but look for Animal
Sex Lesson Two: Six-Legged Sex and Violence; Imaginary Friend/Captain Tuttle Day;
The Priest of Toilet Tissue; a Thumbnail-Sized Description of the D & D of the ECG;
and maybe finally the Discordian Wedding of The Mary (as cuteleaderjester) to
apparently_a_pseudonym, danacasso and razmear.
PEOPLE IN THE SNOOZE
After years of being lost, we’ve finally uncovered an original member of Chapter One
of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild (an ugly underground rumor claims this person was
exposed as the head of the Santa Juanita Liberation Army, enemy organization of
Chapter One of the ECG! We don’t believe rumors, we just spread them.) We also
exposed (more or less) the Mysterious Man in Black whose actions were instrumental
in inspiring the creation of the D & D of the ECG! We’ll post more on these
fascinating Government Plants (don’t worry: these are Our plants, not Theirs--we
hope!) as their stories develop.
February 18 (49 Chaos): The Mary Day (DD) Honor our Saint of Bearers of Erisian
Tattoos, and the Matron of the Order of Holy Chao Belly Rubbers (who is also a
Divinely Revered Object of Obscene Lust)
February 19 (50 Chaos): Chaosflux (PD) Holyday of the Season of Chaos!
March 10 (69 Chaos): Head Chicken/Chicken Head Day (DD) Good day for “head”
March 19 (5 Discord): Mojoday (PD) (or Lingananday) Honor whichever Five Star
Saint you prefer.
(See http://discordia.loveshade.org/ek-sen-trik-kuh/holydays for details).
As one of our proposed Holy Relics is the Lost Panties of Minnie Rae, and as we
created the Lesser Disorder of Underwear Heads, it seems fitting to recognize
Underwear Day--or does it? National Underwear Day has been held for three years
on August 10 (3 Bureaucracy), and is celebrated by showing your underwear. (There
are even male and female models who interview people in America about their
underwear preferences while wearing nothing but, you guessed it, underwear). We
know it’s early, but that’s why we’re asking you now. Do we want to make this a
Holyday of the D & D of the ECG? Expose your thoughts, and show us your opinion.
THE BOTTOM OF THE SNOOZE LETTER
This Snooze Letter is an oaficious document of the Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-
triks CluborGuild. It’s not copyrighted simply because that seemed pointless.
You are receiving this because you sent us something, contacted us, asked to be
included on our emailing list, or wear really cool underwear. If you don’t want to
receive future Snooze Letters, simply send an email to email@example.com with the
subject Unsubscribe and an appropriate massage. Or message. As we change our
emailing list by hand and don’t rely on bots, it might take us a couple days or so to
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