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Snooze Letter

August 2006
The "Come Back Reverend Loveshade" issue
Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild
Snooze Letter

August 2006

The "Come Back Reverend Loveshade" Issue

discordia.loveshade.org

REVEREND LOVESHADE’S INN THEE HOSPITALLE!

Reverend Loveshade’s in the hospital! But e’s getting better and they think e will be coming
home soon. We hope so! We can’t do much without our leader even though we’re doing this
Snooze Letter ourselves! That’s why this newsletter is shorter than usual. He wrote everybody a
letter which is at
http://discordia.loveshade.org/xtra/rlsick.html. You can send a get well message to
our email below. Get Well soon and Come Back Home!

EK-SEN-TRIK DISCORDIANS VS. MYTHICS OF HARMONIA
Thiz Moonth’s Some-Met Meating

We got suggestions for the Summit Meeting happening August 25 - 27 with Reverend Loveshade
and
Binky the WonderSkull of the Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild vs.
Princess Unicornia and Fairy Princess Yoshikyoko of the Mythics of Harmonia. And more
people might show up! Suggestions for conflict resolution included fruit pies at 50 paces (
Paco the
Fruit Bat
), fish slapping (Untroubled Teen), and nude mud wrestling (Perlie the Pony Girl). Can
they do all those at the same time? Send ideas for what they can fight about, and hope they don’t
have their battle in the hospital!

SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM
UNTROUBLED TEEN & PRINCESS UNICORNIA

We get totally silly in these Snooze Letters. But Discordianism isn’t just about having fun it also has
a point. Everyone should be able to live in their own way and follow their own dreams as long as
they harm no one. It’s about Freedom and Responsibility. It’s about Life, it’s about Liberty, it’s about
the Pursuit of Happiness. And it’s about Governments and Bureaucracies who want to take it away
from us. They want to have control of others, but we only want to be able to control ourselves and
our own lives. So when you look at our site and our book, don’t just look for the fun. Look for the
message too. Because you can have the most fun when you’re free.

NEWD STUFFEE

We added "Harmonian-Discordian Poetry" from Principia Harmonia and by the Mythics of
Harmonia
, and "Lesser Disorder of Underwear Heads" including pictures. But we can use pictures
of you wearing underwear on your head! Send us your pics and remember you’re giving us the
right to post them on our site.

We also posted "
Reverend Loveshade in Hospital" by Reverend Loveshade which we just told
you about. Also with other
Loveshade Family members we started The Loveshade Family Blog!
It's Variety, Revealing, Surprising, Informative and Fun! It’s at
http://www.loveshade.org/blog so
check it out!

KUMMING STUFFEE

We plan to add "Inheritance Scam" by Anonymous, and "The Sacred Bowel Movement" by Dr.
Sinister Craven
in the next month. We’ll also be adding "Illuminati Chess" by Reverend
Loveshade
and "Smagmoid Anagrams" by Brother Kob.

We still need submissions for
Discordian Haiku which has three lines of five, 23, and five syllables.
"It is traditional for the haiku to follow the pattern of ‘statement, violent outburst, statement’ or a
voice rallying against mediocrity which is quickly silenced." You can see
John Wilkes Harvey
Oswald
's complete description of it at http://community.livejournal.com/discord_society/68106.html

PROPOSED HOLYDAY/DISORDERRE

Princess Unicornia and Fairy Princess Unicornia suggested the Minor Disorder of Reverend
Loveshade’s Spankies
for people the Rev spanked, but Reverend Loveshade suggested
instead that we have a
Spanking Day! So send us your opinions by August 23.

KUMMING HOLYDAYS

(Details can be found at discordia.loveshade.org/ek-sen-trik-kuh/holydays)

August 10 (3
Bureaucracy): Multiversal Underwear Day (O)/(MH)
August 12 (5
Bureaucracy): Zaraday (PD)
September 9 (33
Bureaucracy): Cat Dancing Day (also Foot Fetish Day) (DD)
September 26 (50
Bureaucracy): Bureflux (PD)
September 30 (54
Bureaucracy): Smagmoid Kids Club Day (DD)

NO ATTACHEMINTS

Yes, this issue we have no attachments to consider again! We’re giving Reverend Loveshade a
rest. But who’s going to give sponge bather
Nurse Devine Stripling a rest?

* * * * *

APPENDIX

Reverend Loveshade
has returned from the hospital and is currently recovering! Doctors expect
a full recovery. Nurses are hoping they have a full recovery too. Welcome back!

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