| Come Back Reverend Loveshade! Come Back Reverend Loveshade! Come Back Reverend Loveshade! |
| Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild Snooze Letter August 2006 |
| The "Come Back Reverend Loveshade" issue |
| Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild Snooze Letter August 2006 The "Come Back Reverend Loveshade" Issue discordia.loveshade.org REVEREND LOVESHADE’S INN THEE HOSPITALLE! Reverend Loveshade’s in the hospital! But e’s getting better and they think e will be coming home soon. We hope so! We can’t do much without our leader even though we’re doing this Snooze Letter ourselves! That’s why this newsletter is shorter than usual. He wrote everybody a letter which is at http://discordia.loveshade.org/xtra/rlsick.html. You can send a get well message to our email below. Get Well soon and Come Back Home! EK-SEN-TRIK DISCORDIANS VS. MYTHICS OF HARMONIA Thiz Moonth’s Some-Met Meating We got suggestions for the Summit Meeting happening August 25 - 27 with Reverend Loveshade and Binky the WonderSkull of the Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild vs. Princess Unicornia and Fairy Princess Yoshikyoko of the Mythics of Harmonia. And more people might show up! Suggestions for conflict resolution included fruit pies at 50 paces (Paco the Fruit Bat), fish slapping (Untroubled Teen), and nude mud wrestling (Perlie the Pony Girl). Can they do all those at the same time? Send ideas for what they can fight about, and hope they don’t have their battle in the hospital! SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM UNTROUBLED TEEN & PRINCESS UNICORNIA We get totally silly in these Snooze Letters. But Discordianism isn’t just about having fun it also has a point. Everyone should be able to live in their own way and follow their own dreams as long as they harm no one. It’s about Freedom and Responsibility. It’s about Life, it’s about Liberty, it’s about the Pursuit of Happiness. And it’s about Governments and Bureaucracies who want to take it away from us. They want to have control of others, but we only want to be able to control ourselves and our own lives. So when you look at our site and our book, don’t just look for the fun. Look for the message too. Because you can have the most fun when you’re free. NEWD STUFFEE We added "Harmonian-Discordian Poetry" from Principia Harmonia and by the Mythics of Harmonia, and "Lesser Disorder of Underwear Heads" including pictures. But we can use pictures of you wearing underwear on your head! Send us your pics and remember you’re giving us the right to post them on our site. We also posted "Reverend Loveshade in Hospital" by Reverend Loveshade which we just told you about. Also with other Loveshade Family members we started The Loveshade Family Blog! It's Variety, Revealing, Surprising, Informative and Fun! It’s at http://www.loveshade.org/blog so check it out! KUMMING STUFFEE We plan to add "Inheritance Scam" by Anonymous, and "The Sacred Bowel Movement" by Dr. Sinister Craven in the next month. We’ll also be adding "Illuminati Chess" by Reverend Loveshade and "Smagmoid Anagrams" by Brother Kob. We still need submissions for Discordian Haiku which has three lines of five, 23, and five syllables. "It is traditional for the haiku to follow the pattern of ‘statement, violent outburst, statement’ or a voice rallying against mediocrity which is quickly silenced." You can see John Wilkes Harvey Oswald's complete description of it at http://community.livejournal.com/discord_society/68106.html PROPOSED HOLYDAY/DISORDERRE Princess Unicornia and Fairy Princess Unicornia suggested the Minor Disorder of Reverend Loveshade’s Spankies for people the Rev spanked, but Reverend Loveshade suggested instead that we have a Spanking Day! So send us your opinions by August 23. KUMMING HOLYDAYS (Details can be found at discordia.loveshade.org/ek-sen-trik-kuh/holydays) August 10 (3 Bureaucracy): Multiversal Underwear Day (O)/(MH) August 12 (5 Bureaucracy): Zaraday (PD) September 9 (33 Bureaucracy): Cat Dancing Day (also Foot Fetish Day) (DD) September 26 (50 Bureaucracy): Bureflux (PD) September 30 (54 Bureaucracy): Smagmoid Kids Club Day (DD) NO ATTACHEMINTS Yes, this issue we have no attachments to consider again! We’re giving Reverend Loveshade a rest. But who’s going to give sponge bather Nurse Devine Stripling a rest? * * * * * APPENDIX Reverend Loveshade has returned from the hospital and is currently recovering! Doctors expect a full recovery. Nurses are hoping they have a full recovery too. Welcome back! If you want to end your subscription to the Snooze Letter, send an email to xxxx@xxxx.xxx with the subject Unsubscribe. If you or someone you know wants to begin getting it, send an email to the same address with the subject Add Me. Send comments to the same address, but put something Discordian (ED, ECG, Eris, etc.) in your heading so we'll know it's not spam. If you want to make a submission, email it to xxxx@xxxxx.xxx. Please see submission details on our site before you submit. SEE OUR HOMEPAGE FOR OUR ACTUAL EMAIL ADDRESSES |
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