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Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild

Snooze Letter

January 2007
Greyfaces at Wikipedia
are threatening to
delete the article on

Discordian Works
Voice your opinion
there before it's too
Before you get up in arms
about the photo (or want to
put our arms in handcuffs),
the photo of the boy and
girl in the tub is from the
United States Government's
Department of Agriculture.  
Anybody want to arrest the
Department of Agriculture?
The Exposure I Issue
Part II
Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild
Snooze Letter

January 2007

The “Exposure” Issue I

This being part one of the two-part Exposure issue, in which a daughter of Robert Anton Wilson reveals
the Truth on our
blog, we illuminate what's happening with The Book, expose a plot to get Discordian
Works removed from Wikipedia--again!, and the FBI makes a written confession in our investigation.


We already sent you, our fateful readers, information on Robert Anton Wilson, the "agnostic in all
things" writer who popularized Discordianism and made Men in Black a household word before Smith
and Jones made it a movie.  Bob aka RAW aka Grandbob was born on Planet Earth 18 January 1932,
and moved to Planet Eris 11 January 2007.  We appreciate all who posted comments on our blog entry
at, including RAW's daughter
Christina.  There are some posts there that are definitely well-worth reading, and we look forward to
yours.  You might also want to check out our tribute page at  This
not only contains links to background information, but a note about upcoming events to celebrate RAW,
thanks to
St. Mae.

Someone suggested (or declared) there be a Discordian holyday for RAW on January 11 of each year.  
But as was pointed out by alert observer
Binky The WonderSkull (not our Binky the WonderSkull,
but a damn clever imitation), there already is a holyday that celebrates es birth.  
Pat Pineapple Day has
been celebrated since 18 January 1982, which just happens to be the 50 birthday of RAW.  

Finally, there's a rumor or two circulating on the Internet in regard to any relationship between us and
Bob.  RAW's daughter
Christina Pearson very kindly posted a response to a rumor on our blog.  So in
the spirit that Grandbob taught us, we categorically deny every rumor, and absolutely confirm that they
are all true.


The rough draft written portion of ED: TToS is done!  Well, more or less.  We are still revising, and still
have a few blank spaces that we're hoping to get permission to fill with some great stuff, largely
depending on acceptance by our fateful readers, i.e. you!  (See the next Snooze Letter).  As it happens,
it didn't take the 5 years and 37 days that
Cherub Princess Shamlicht tricked us into believing the
rough draft would take, but only about a year and a half from the revelation on 2 July 2005 (Mid Year's
Day) to its fulfillment on 21 December 2006 (the Winter/Summer Solstice).

But as we said before, our Ministers of Degenerate Art,
Princess Unicornia and Reverend
, are still looking for artwork.  If you want to submit, check the instructions at the bottom of
this here Snooze Letter.


New or Improved means "The Robert Anton Wilson Memorial Page" as described above; an expanded
Six-Legged Sex and Violence” by Dr. Sinister Craven (now learn about sex on the wing!); "Inheritance
Scam" with an obituary by Anonymous (ironically, the obit is the last thing we added to the site before
RAW passed away); learn the true meaning of smagmoid with "
Smagmoid Anagrams" by Brother Kob;
and see the improved
Bodyshake.  (Plus we fixed the links for Shamlicht Kids Club).


Not long after an article on Discordian Works was posted on Wikipedia in June 2006, there was an effort
to get the article removed. Thanks to support, the article stayed. Now, they're at it again.

Do we want them to keep an article on
Novus Ordo Discordia, A Discordian Coloring Book, and
several others including, of course,
Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht? The delete
proposer claims "The works listed on this page are clearly not Discordian."

See the article at, and see the debate at http://en. (Note:
Wikipedians tend to be prejudiced against newcomers who make comments on keeping articles, so if
you haven't posted there before you might just want to read the entries).

(See a list of all our holydays at

January 1 (1
Chaos): New Year's Day (O)/Nude Year's Day (MH)
January 5 (5
Chaos): Mungday (PD)
January 10 (10
Chaos): Backwards Day, Reformed (O)/(ED)
January 10 (10
Chaos): Binary Day (ED)
January 18 (18
Chaos): Pat Pineapple Day (ECG)
January 21 (21
Chaos): Hug Day (O)
January 26 (26
Chaos): Backwards Day, Traditional (O)
February 18 (49
Chaos): The Mary Day (ED)
February 19 (50
Chaos): Chaosflux (PD)
February 20 (51
Chaos): Pet Loving Day (O) (NEW!)
February 29 (
St. Tib's Day): St. Tib's Day (PD)/Leaping Birth Day (ED)
February 30 (?????):
The Unknown Holyday
March 10 (69 Chaos): Head Chicken/Chicken Head Day (MH)


The long-awaited final move of "Illuminati Chess" by Reverend Loveshade; and the long-awaited
final movement, i.e. "
The Sacred Bowel Movement," by Dr. Sinister Craven.

Of special interest to our long-time members and friends, we have made some
Very Important
(VIDs): The ORIGINAL artwork of Pat Pineapple and the ORIGINAL Ek-sen-triks
Cluborguild poster
!  These were found among the boxes and boxes of material that was seized by the
authorities and held for years (yes, this is true.  Although why they'd want them we don't know.)  We plan
to post these on our website soon!

And look for our next Snooze Letter, in which:

* * * * *

If you or someone you know wants to begin getting our absolutely free Snooze Letter and other cool
emailings, such as the information about Robert Anton Wilson's passing (we usually send out about one
email a month), send an email to xxxxxxxxx @* (ignore those spaces in the email address--
they're there to decrease spam) with the subject Add Me.  If you want us to take your name off of our
emailing list (which means you will remain unilluminated),  send an email to the same address with the
subject Unsubscribe.  Send your comments on our Snooze Letter or proposals or opinions on submitted
pieces or whatever to the same address, but put something Discordian (ED, ECG, Eris, etc.) in your
heading so we'll know it's not spam.

If you want to make a submission, email it to xxxxxxxxx @* (ignore those spaces in the emal
address--they're there to decrease spam).  Please see submission details on our site before you submit.
Thank you and have a day.

This work is licensed under a
Creative Commons
2.5 License.
The textured white wallpaper is by us and
released into the public domain.  The photo of
the boy and girl in the tub is a work of a United
States Department of Agriculture employee, taken
or made during the course of the person's official
duties. As a work of the U.S. federal government,
the image is in the public domain.  Any Greyface
who thinks it's child pornography and should be
illegal in a free society might consider
submerging his or her head in a tub of Paraná
fish.  Of course we're kidding.  Yep.
Snooze Letter
January 2007
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A Snooze Letter of
the Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild
We announce the Newest Honorees in the Highly Prestigious Order of the Pineapple!  This is given
only on one day a year, specifically on
Pat Pineapple Day (18 January aka 18 Chaos).  It honors those
who have made ek-sen-trik-kal contributions to ek-sen-trik discordianism.  These are the first honorees
named this Millenium!

We reveal more
Submissions for you to consider!

We expose the results of the
FBI's report (Written Confession) on their Investigation of us
Ek-sen-trik Discordians!
U. S. Government approved Child Pornography
If you took this photo today, they might arrest you for child pornography