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Snooze Letter
September 2009
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Ek-sen-trik Discordian Snooze Letter:
Uncyclopedia Brooke Shields Special Report

4 September 2009

Yes, this isn't a regular Snooze Letter. Not that the regulars are all that regular.

Just thought you'd like to know
Discordian American Princess Miley Spears, who's the adopted daughter
of the esteemed Discordian
Cainad, wrote the featured article for 4 September 2009 for Uncyclopedia! It's
Brooke Shields, and you can find it at uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Brooke_Shields. Or, if you visit there on 4
September or a day-or-two after, you can find it on the front page at http://
www.uncyclopedia.org.

Just last month Miley was nominated there as
Noob of the Month (due to a Greyface technically the author
didn't qualify as e was there for one day, then was gone for a month and half before returning. On Unc, you
have to be there only for a month, more or less, to be considered a noob).

Also note that the Brooke Shields' article contains several Discordian references. Miley created the category
Discordian American Princesses, which she put the article in. The author also snuck in Discordian links,
and references to other Discordians, including DAP
Miley Ray Cyrus and, ahem, yours truly (R.L.)

While you're there, you might also want to look for Discordian references in the recently rewritten article God
at
uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/God

Check out the articles, which we found very funny, and tell a friend! Or an enemy.

Reverend Loveshade, Episkopos
Untroubled Teen, Sexetary

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September 2009
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