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|“The Aneristic-Harmonian Issue”
Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild
Mythics of Harmonia
Every good group needs a rival, right? Well, we figured so does a lousy one. We recently
discovered we had been infiltrated by a secret Illuminati group known as the Mythics of
Harmonia. They stole some of our members, some holydays, and even one of our lesser
disorders! (Changes to the site are in progress at this writing). We would battle to the
death against them, but they’re already half of our membership anyway. Besides, war can
be so messy. They claim Aneris is really Harmonia, and got a bad rap from the Discordians
just like Discordia (Eris) did from the Greeks. They say Aneris/Harmonia is a really cool
Goddess we should accept. Our secret plan is to fight them for awhile, then kiss and make
up. Or is that kiss and make out?
We stole one of the Harmonians! Our traitorous member Bellydancer Upyours is no
longer spying on us for the Mythics of Harmonia, but is now spying on them for us! This is
the kind of member we need: bellydancer, worshipper of Eris, creator of chaos, traitor, and
sex offender. Goddess bless you! And Happy Birthday Suit Day! You can email a
Birthday Suit Spank to firstname.lastname@example.org (this email is good thru May 1, 2006).
We also stole a member of the Shamlicht Girls! Sister Lorraine of Fairy Tree Pearl's
Nest, Fairy Tree) has recently been accepted by the Mythics of Harmonia, but we’ll take the
credit anyway. (Lorraine’s parents approved our kidnapping, so there!)
PROPOSED HOLYDAYS: ACCEPTED!
UNDERWEAR DAY: The final count was a lavender thong, a tap panty with bells, a boxer
brief, a pair of holey briefs, a pair of rhumba panties, a boxer, and a black leather cat suit
with a cape vs. two “nothing comes between me and my Calvins.” So celebrate Underwear
Day by wearing nothing but underwear, or at least wear it where people can see it, on
August 10! (This is a great day to apply for membership in The Lesser Disorder of
Underwear Heads). Now do we call it Intergalactic or Multiversal Underwear Day?
PET LOVING DAY: We had two hot dogs and three cool cats vs. one “I Hate Pet Rocks.”
(We didn’t count the vote for “I pet myself.”) Celebrate the holiday proposed (if not invented
by) Anus Familiarus by loving your pet or someone else’s on February 20!
PROPOSED LESSER DISORDER
Princess Unicornia and Fairy Princess Yoshikyoko (founders of Mythics of Harmonia,
the traitors!) have proposed the Lesser Disorder of Cloved Lemon Kissers or the
Lesser Disorder of the Cloved Lemon, and The Cloved Lemon Kissing Game. Let us
know your views. (If you want to see these, email us at the email listed on our home page at
NEWD BEGINNINGS, BABYSITTING, TOILET TISSUE, UNCYCLOPEDIA
The Origins of the Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia, Babysitter Eris, etc. have been somewhat
rewritten to placate the Mythics of Harmonia.
New: The Priest of Toilet Tissue tells you how to deal with Finals Week (this can apply to
workers as well); and we’ve ripped off the Uncyclopedia article on Reverend Loveshade
(does anyone know who wrote this?)
(To see and comment on the proposed article on an Inheritence Scam, send an email to the
address listed on our home page at discordia.loveshade.org. We also want ideas for Our
Pantheon and Our Saints (see ED Submission Guidelines).
PROPOSALS COMING SOON
The Chaochips by C.S. Martin and Steve Lewis, and The Sacred Bowel Movement
by Dr. Sinister Craven.
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This Snooze Letter is an oaficious document of the Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks
CluborGuild, and was stolen for you by the Mythics of Harmonia, and ain’t copyrighted.
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Harmonia/Aneris, Sacred Chao, ECG, etc., you get the idea).
Thank you and have a day!
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