| Current as of 14 January 2010 / 14 Chaos 3176 |
| The Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild & Mythics of Harmonia & Discordians for Jesus & Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild & Other Assorted Troublemakers |
Episkopos: Reverend Loveshade. Grand Exalted Pontificator of the D & D of the ECG; Member
Order of the Pineapple (2009); Contributor to five Discordian tomes, including Apocrypha Discordia,
Book of Eris, Principia Harmonia, and The Shamlicht Kids Club Handbook; Prime Ejaculator of
Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht; Secretly Editor of Intermittens; Guardian of Two of
the Five Holy Books; Claimant of Many Titles. Recognized by the American Judiciary System as an
Infallible Prophet of the All-Knowing God. Founder in 1994 CE/3160 YOLD (D & D of the ECG);
Honorary Member in 2007 CE/3173 YOLD (DJ).
Minister of Roaches: Mistress Cockroach Bouncer. Member and Founding Czaress of The Taking
Woodstock TimeTravelers of Eris. Member since 2009 CE/3175 YOLD.
Minister of Tongue Baths: Labial Dentist. Member of the DisOrder of the Cloved Lemon; Founding
Pohbah of The Taking Woodstock TimeTravelers of Eris. Member since 2008 CE/3174 YOLD.
Vice President in Charge of Clean Sheets: Motel Maid Marian. Member since 2006 CE/3172 YOLD.
Sexetary: Untroubled Teen (formerly Troubled Teen, formerly Untroubled Preteen, formerly
Troubled Preteen). Sexetary of the D & D of the ECG; Guardian of the Sanitary Mouse Pad.
Member since about 2003 CE/3169 YOLD or 2004 CE/3170 YOLD.
Proposed Relic: Binky the WonderSkull. Proposed Holy Relic and Possible Saint Body Part; Vice
President in Charge of Dead Members (Discordian, Ek-sen-trik, Associates, Deceased, or D, E, A,
D,); Traveling Companion of BloodStar. Member since maybe 1997 CE/3163 YOLD or 1998 CE/3164
YOLD.
The Holy Eggscreamer: Nurse Eggscream. Member since 2007 CE/3173 YOLD. In charge of
egg-laying and Erister Eggs.
Minister of Sponge Baths: Nurse Devine Stripling. Resistant Candidate for the Divinely Revered
Objects of Obscene Lust. Unwilling Member since 2006 CE/3172 YOLD.
Saint, Second Class: The Mary. Patron Saint, Illuminated, of Bearers of Erisian Tattoos; Matron of
The Order of the Holy Chao Belly Rubbers; Keeper of the Holy Chao Belly; Breeder of Things that
Smell Like Fish; and Corpus Delectable of the Divinely Revered Objects of Obscene Lust (DROOL).
Canonized in 2004 CE/3170 YOLD. Holy Day: 18 February/49 Chaos.
Concubine Queen of the Fifth Wind of Waters: TawTew the Naturally Perfumed. Member of the
Lesser Disorder of Cloved Lemon Kissers, Keeper of the Holy Woodstock ticket. Member since 2006
CE/3172 YOLD.
Order of the Pineapple (2009); Contributor to five Discordian tomes, including Apocrypha Discordia,
Book of Eris, Principia Harmonia, and The Shamlicht Kids Club Handbook; Prime Ejaculator of
Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht; Secretly Editor of Intermittens; Guardian of Two of
the Five Holy Books; Claimant of Many Titles. Recognized by the American Judiciary System as an
Infallible Prophet of the All-Knowing God. Founder in 1994 CE/3160 YOLD (D & D of the ECG);
Honorary Member in 2007 CE/3173 YOLD (DJ).
Minister of Roaches: Mistress Cockroach Bouncer. Member and Founding Czaress of The Taking
Woodstock TimeTravelers of Eris. Member since 2009 CE/3175 YOLD.
Minister of Tongue Baths: Labial Dentist. Member of the DisOrder of the Cloved Lemon; Founding
Pohbah of The Taking Woodstock TimeTravelers of Eris. Member since 2008 CE/3174 YOLD.
Vice President in Charge of Clean Sheets: Motel Maid Marian. Member since 2006 CE/3172 YOLD.
Sexetary: Untroubled Teen (formerly Troubled Teen, formerly Untroubled Preteen, formerly
Troubled Preteen). Sexetary of the D & D of the ECG; Guardian of the Sanitary Mouse Pad.
Member since about 2003 CE/3169 YOLD or 2004 CE/3170 YOLD.
Proposed Relic: Binky the WonderSkull. Proposed Holy Relic and Possible Saint Body Part; Vice
President in Charge of Dead Members (Discordian, Ek-sen-trik, Associates, Deceased, or D, E, A,
D,); Traveling Companion of BloodStar. Member since maybe 1997 CE/3163 YOLD or 1998 CE/3164
YOLD.
The Holy Eggscreamer: Nurse Eggscream. Member since 2007 CE/3173 YOLD. In charge of
egg-laying and Erister Eggs.
Minister of Sponge Baths: Nurse Devine Stripling. Resistant Candidate for the Divinely Revered
Objects of Obscene Lust. Unwilling Member since 2006 CE/3172 YOLD.
Saint, Second Class: The Mary. Patron Saint, Illuminated, of Bearers of Erisian Tattoos; Matron of
The Order of the Holy Chao Belly Rubbers; Keeper of the Holy Chao Belly; Breeder of Things that
Smell Like Fish; and Corpus Delectable of the Divinely Revered Objects of Obscene Lust (DROOL).
Canonized in 2004 CE/3170 YOLD. Holy Day: 18 February/49 Chaos.
Concubine Queen of the Fifth Wind of Waters: TawTew the Naturally Perfumed. Member of the
Lesser Disorder of Cloved Lemon Kissers, Keeper of the Holy Woodstock ticket. Member since 2006
CE/3172 YOLD.
Unitaur Princess: Princess Unicornia. Virgin Princess Secundum Naturam; Member of the Order of
the Pineapple (2007); Member of the Lesser Disorder of Underwear Heads; Member of the Lesser
Disorder of Princess Amber’s Pacifier Suckers; Member of the Lesser Disorder of Cloved Lemon
Kissers. Mythic Sign: Unicorn-Centaur. Member since 2003 CE/3169 YOLD (D & D of the ECG) and
Co-Founder in 2006 CE/3172 YOLD (MH).
Fairy Princess: Fairy Princess Yoshikyoko. Virgin Princess of Tinkling; Member of the Order of the
Pineapple (2008); Flying Geisha with the Ding Dong Tap Panty Dancers of Anime; Member of the
Lesser Disorder of Princess Amber’s Pacifier Suckers; Member of the Lesser Cloved Lemon Kissers.
Mythic Sign: Fairy. Member since 2005 CE/3171 YOLD (D & D of the ECG) and Co-Founder in 2006
CE/3172 YOLD (MH).
Naturist Nixie: Nixie Nurita. Virgin Member of The Presidential Order. Mythic Sign: The River of Life;
Member of the Lesser Disorder of Cloved Lemon Kissers. Mythic Sign: Nixie. Founding Member
since 2006 CE/3172 YOLD (MH); Co-Founder in 2006-2007 CE/3172-3173 YOLD (DJ).
Tree Fairy Sister: Sister Lorraine of Fairy Tree. Virgin Founding Member of the Lesser Order of
Shamlicht Kids Club, Pearl’s Nest, Fairy Tree; Member of the Lesser DisOrder of the Cloved Lemon.
Mythic Sign: Fairy Tree. Founding Member since 2006 CE/3172 YOLD (MH); Co-Founder in 2006-
2007 CE/3172-3172 YOLD (DJ).
Ponygirl: Perlie the Pony Girl. Born Again Virgin Member of the Lesser Disorder of Princess
Amber's Pacifier Suckers; Member of the Lesser Disorder of Cloved Lemon Kissers.. Mythic Sign:
Centaur. Founding Member since 2006 CE/3172 YOLD (MH).
Milk Maid: Sister Creamy. Born Again Virgin Member, Toucher of the Chaostar. Mythic Sign:
Sacred Chao. Member since 2008 CE/3174 YOLD (MH).
Secret Member: Bellydancer Upyours. Born Again Virgin Member in Good Standing of the Lesser
Order of Unregistered Sex Offenders; Author of The Pledge of Allegiance; Secret Spy on the
Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild. Mythic Sign: Janus. Treasonous Spy since 2005
CE/3171 POEE (D & D of the ECG) and Founding Member since 2006 CE/3172 YOLD (MH).
Concubine Chao: Keeper Minnie Biguns Born Again Virgin Member of the Lesser Disorder of
Underwear Heads. Mythic Sign: Whacking Pumpkins. Member since 2009 CE/3175 YOLD (MH).
the Pineapple (2007); Member of the Lesser Disorder of Underwear Heads; Member of the Lesser
Disorder of Princess Amber’s Pacifier Suckers; Member of the Lesser Disorder of Cloved Lemon
Kissers. Mythic Sign: Unicorn-Centaur. Member since 2003 CE/3169 YOLD (D & D of the ECG) and
Co-Founder in 2006 CE/3172 YOLD (MH).
Fairy Princess: Fairy Princess Yoshikyoko. Virgin Princess of Tinkling; Member of the Order of the
Pineapple (2008); Flying Geisha with the Ding Dong Tap Panty Dancers of Anime; Member of the
Lesser Disorder of Princess Amber’s Pacifier Suckers; Member of the Lesser Cloved Lemon Kissers.
Mythic Sign: Fairy. Member since 2005 CE/3171 YOLD (D & D of the ECG) and Co-Founder in 2006
CE/3172 YOLD (MH).
Naturist Nixie: Nixie Nurita. Virgin Member of The Presidential Order. Mythic Sign: The River of Life;
Member of the Lesser Disorder of Cloved Lemon Kissers. Mythic Sign: Nixie. Founding Member
since 2006 CE/3172 YOLD (MH); Co-Founder in 2006-2007 CE/3172-3173 YOLD (DJ).
Tree Fairy Sister: Sister Lorraine of Fairy Tree. Virgin Founding Member of the Lesser Order of
Shamlicht Kids Club, Pearl’s Nest, Fairy Tree; Member of the Lesser DisOrder of the Cloved Lemon.
Mythic Sign: Fairy Tree. Founding Member since 2006 CE/3172 YOLD (MH); Co-Founder in 2006-
2007 CE/3172-3172 YOLD (DJ).
Ponygirl: Perlie the Pony Girl. Born Again Virgin Member of the Lesser Disorder of Princess
Amber's Pacifier Suckers; Member of the Lesser Disorder of Cloved Lemon Kissers.. Mythic Sign:
Centaur. Founding Member since 2006 CE/3172 YOLD (MH).
Milk Maid: Sister Creamy. Born Again Virgin Member, Toucher of the Chaostar. Mythic Sign:
Sacred Chao. Member since 2008 CE/3174 YOLD (MH).
Secret Member: Bellydancer Upyours. Born Again Virgin Member in Good Standing of the Lesser
Order of Unregistered Sex Offenders; Author of The Pledge of Allegiance; Secret Spy on the
Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild. Mythic Sign: Janus. Treasonous Spy since 2005
CE/3171 POEE (D & D of the ECG) and Founding Member since 2006 CE/3172 YOLD (MH).
Concubine Chao: Keeper Minnie Biguns Born Again Virgin Member of the Lesser Disorder of
Underwear Heads. Mythic Sign: Whacking Pumpkins. Member since 2009 CE/3175 YOLD (MH).
| Officers & Charter Members of the Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild & More |
Members leave, members come, members get conceived. Things change.
Founders, Founding Members and Current Officers are listed below in Orderous Smagmoidus, which
means it could change at any time and doesn’t really mean much.
Founders, Founding Members and Current Officers are listed below in Orderous Smagmoidus, which
means it could change at any time and doesn’t really mean much.
| “quos deus vult perdere prius dementat” |
| Lost Officers |
Former Minister Saint Husband: Danacasso. Member of the Tricornis of Husbands Erisian of The
Mary; forcibly removed as Ars Ministeralis Deviantis (Minister of Deviant Art) in a violent coup during
the Summit Meeting of 18 to 20 Bureaucracy 3172 or some other dates. Member since 2004
CE/3170 YOLD.
Lost Vice President: Puk Cuf the Backwards. Retired Vice President in Charge of Backwards Day,
Reformed (more properly known as demrofeR, yaD sdrawkcaB fo egrahC ni tnediserP eciV). Lost in
the swimming pool during the Summit meeting of 20 Bureaucracy 3172. Member since about 2004
CE/3170 YOLD.
Former Treasurer: Too Ripe Melons. Removed as Treasurer of the D & D of the ECG; Canned as
Counter of Coins and Currency; Untrusted Former Keeper of the Funds; but still Babe of the Big Bust.
Treasurer from 2002 to 2006 CE/3168 - 3172 YOLD. Disappeared immediately after becoming
treasurer, and is now being sought in our Holy Quest to Get our Money Back.
Member Intergalacticus: BloodStar. First Internet Hoster of Apocrypha Discordia (then non-existent)
and Mentionee therein; Alleged Keeper of One of the Five Holy Books; Traveler Through Space and
the Dimensions; Traveling Companion of Binky the WonderSkull. Member of the D & D of the ECG
since probably 1997 CE/3163 YOLD. Fled Earth in late 2001 CE/3167 YOLD to escape the
freedom-fighting terrorist nations of America and Great Britain.
Vice President in Charge of Pet Loving Day: Anus Familiarus. Just plain missing. Member since
2004 CE/3170 YOLD.
Mary; forcibly removed as Ars Ministeralis Deviantis (Minister of Deviant Art) in a violent coup during
the Summit Meeting of 18 to 20 Bureaucracy 3172 or some other dates. Member since 2004
CE/3170 YOLD.
Lost Vice President: Puk Cuf the Backwards. Retired Vice President in Charge of Backwards Day,
Reformed (more properly known as demrofeR, yaD sdrawkcaB fo egrahC ni tnediserP eciV). Lost in
the swimming pool during the Summit meeting of 20 Bureaucracy 3172. Member since about 2004
CE/3170 YOLD.
Former Treasurer: Too Ripe Melons. Removed as Treasurer of the D & D of the ECG; Canned as
Counter of Coins and Currency; Untrusted Former Keeper of the Funds; but still Babe of the Big Bust.
Treasurer from 2002 to 2006 CE/3168 - 3172 YOLD. Disappeared immediately after becoming
treasurer, and is now being sought in our Holy Quest to Get our Money Back.
Member Intergalacticus: BloodStar. First Internet Hoster of Apocrypha Discordia (then non-existent)
and Mentionee therein; Alleged Keeper of One of the Five Holy Books; Traveler Through Space and
the Dimensions; Traveling Companion of Binky the WonderSkull. Member of the D & D of the ECG
since probably 1997 CE/3163 YOLD. Fled Earth in late 2001 CE/3167 YOLD to escape the
freedom-fighting terrorist nations of America and Great Britain.
Vice President in Charge of Pet Loving Day: Anus Familiarus. Just plain missing. Member since
2004 CE/3170 YOLD.
| “place aux dames” |
| Mythics of Harmonia (2006) |
No officers, unless you want to name yourself one. Open to all Discordians who are for Jesus.
Co-Founders: Nixie Nurita and Sister Lorraine of Fairy Tree.
Co-Founders: Nixie Nurita and Sister Lorraine of Fairy Tree.
| “tout comprendre’ c’est tout pardonner” |
| Discordians for Jesus (2006 or 2007) |
Zeus, Alien, Prudence, Raggmopp, Cat Dancing, Cliffo Master of the Dark, Captain Parasite,
Kermit, Shoe, Captain Wombat, Sparkles, Moondancer, The Unknown Homecoming Queen
(Candidate), The Unknown Homecoming King, Corianna, Officer Joe Noodlehead, Aladdin
Sane, Laurie T., Toby B., Julie G., Ellanie M., Dawn M., Sparky J., Michelle B., Robin R., Gayla,
Eilene to the Left, Eilene’s girlfriend, Patrick, Allan S., the guy who had a character named
Pepsi, the guy with the curly sandy blond hair who roleplayed, Sheridan S., various
members of the Society for Creative Anachronism’s House Lawnfellen (however that’s
spelled), Daryll the Asexual, Will, Willie D., Sa'iko (Psycho), Dan S., Dave the Whale, Annie,
the girl with the heart condition who died, the guy who committed suicide, The Clone who
later disappeared, possibly Generalissimo Steffan Carnicero (leader of the Santa Juanita
Liberation Army), several others whose names we can’t find. (If you have any more info on
any of this, let us know).
Kermit, Shoe, Captain Wombat, Sparkles, Moondancer, The Unknown Homecoming Queen
(Candidate), The Unknown Homecoming King, Corianna, Officer Joe Noodlehead, Aladdin
Sane, Laurie T., Toby B., Julie G., Ellanie M., Dawn M., Sparky J., Michelle B., Robin R., Gayla,
Eilene to the Left, Eilene’s girlfriend, Patrick, Allan S., the guy who had a character named
Pepsi, the guy with the curly sandy blond hair who roleplayed, Sheridan S., various
members of the Society for Creative Anachronism’s House Lawnfellen (however that’s
spelled), Daryll the Asexual, Will, Willie D., Sa'iko (Psycho), Dan S., Dave the Whale, Annie,
the girl with the heart condition who died, the guy who committed suicide, The Clone who
later disappeared, possibly Generalissimo Steffan Carnicero (leader of the Santa Juanita
Liberation Army), several others whose names we can’t find. (If you have any more info on
any of this, let us know).
| “sic transit gloria mundi” |
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| Other Assorted Troublemakers (?) |
Saint, Second Class, Disputed: Paganus Grimlove the Uncanonized. Patron UnSaint of
Ek-sen-trik Discordian Archers; Disputed Founder of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild; Former Keeper of
The Duck; Unverified Rider of the Moped (rumoured to be the Galactic Moped of Five Star Saint
Fearless Fred, said to be the Fastest Craft in the Universe), and Fifth Century Celt/21st Century
Traveler. Uncanonized, because some claim Paganus is not a real person, and thus deserves a
higher level of sainthood, and others claim Paganus is nothing but a troublemaking myth.
Saint Husband: razmear. Member of the Tricornis of Husbands Erisian of The Mary.
Saint Husband: apparently_a_pseudonym. Member of the Tricornis of Husbands Erisian of The
Mary.
Professor Emeritus: Dr. Sinister Craven. Member of the Order of the Pineapple (2008); Professor
Emeritus of Miskatonic University.
Man in Black: Steve Jackson, publisher of the best-selling edition of Principia Discordia;
Reconstituter of the Men in Black; Creator of the Illuminati Card Game; Member of the Order of the
Pineapple (2009).
Ek-sen-trik Discordian Archers; Disputed Founder of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild; Former Keeper of
The Duck; Unverified Rider of the Moped (rumoured to be the Galactic Moped of Five Star Saint
Fearless Fred, said to be the Fastest Craft in the Universe), and Fifth Century Celt/21st Century
Traveler. Uncanonized, because some claim Paganus is not a real person, and thus deserves a
higher level of sainthood, and others claim Paganus is nothing but a troublemaking myth.
Saint Husband: razmear. Member of the Tricornis of Husbands Erisian of The Mary.
Saint Husband: apparently_a_pseudonym. Member of the Tricornis of Husbands Erisian of The
Mary.
Professor Emeritus: Dr. Sinister Craven. Member of the Order of the Pineapple (2008); Professor
Emeritus of Miskatonic University.
Man in Black: Steve Jackson, publisher of the best-selling edition of Principia Discordia;
Reconstituter of the Men in Black; Creator of the Illuminati Card Game; Member of the Order of the
Pineapple (2009).
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