Current as of 23 December 2014/  65 Aftermath 3180
The Discordian Division
of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild
&
Mythics of Harmonia
&
Discordians for Jesus
&
Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild
&
Other Assorted Troublemakers
Episkopos: Reverend Loveshade.  Grand Exalted Pontificator of the D & D of the ECG; Member
Order of the Pineapple (2009); Contributor to five or more Discordian tomes, including Apocrypha
Discordia, Book of Eris, Discordia Prophetica, Et Cetera Discordia, Principia Harmonia, and The
Shamlicht Kids Club Handbook; Prime Ejaculator of Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of
Shamlicht; Secretly Editor of Intermittens; Guardian of Two of the Five Holy Books; Founding Nestler
of
Shamlicht Kids Club chapter Wildwood Beavers Nest; Claimant of Many Titles.  Recognized by the
American Judiciary System as an Infallible Prophet of the All-Knowing God.  Founder in 1994 CE/3160
YOLD (D & D of the ECG); Honorary Member in 2007 CE/3173 YOLD (DJ).

Pastor: Pastor Faster Master.  Seeker of Divinely Revered Objects of Obscene Lust, Pervertus
Extraordinarus
.  Pastor of the Church of the Unknown God(dess).  Member since 2013 CE/3179
YOLD.

Concubine Queen of the Fifth Wind of Waters: TawTew the Naturally Perfumed.  Member of the
Lesser Disorder of
Cloved Lemon Kissers, Keeper of the Holy Woodstock ticket, Founding Member of
The Taking Woodstock TimeTravelers of Eris.  Member since 2006 CE/3172 YOLD.

The Holy Eggscreamer: Nurse Eggscream.  In charge of egg-laying and Erister Eggs.  Member
since 2007 CE/3173 YOLD.  

Discordian Queen of Baby Making: Ms M.C. (formerly Miss Monkey Candy or Ms Candy
Monkey
).  Founding Nestler of Shamlicht Kids Club chapter Wildwood Beavers Nest; Member of the
DisOrder of the Cloved Lemon, Winner of the Reverend Loveshade Semen Catching Contest (2011,
2014--awarded for previous years).  Member since 2010 CE/3175 YOLD.

Princess of Fast Flying Feet of Fury (formerly Princess of Diaper Filling): Puffletoes Twinkleton.  
Discordian American Princess, First D & D of the ECG Member From Birth.  Member since 2011/3177
YOLD.

Princess of Diaper Filling The Sequel: Wunderkätzchen. Discordian American Princess, Second D &
D of the ECG Member From Birth.  Member since 2014/3180 YOLD.

Saint, Second Class: The Mary.  Patron Saint, Illuminated, of Bearers of Erisian Tattoos; Matron of
The Order of the Holy Chao Belly Rubbers; Keeper of the Holy Chao Belly; Breeder of Things that
Smell Like Fish; and
Corpus Delectable of the Divinely Revered Objects of Obscene Lust (DROOL).  
Canonized in  2004 CE/3170 YOLD.  
Holy Day: 18 February/49 Chaos.

Sexetary: Untroubled Teen (formerly Troubled Teen, formerly Untroubled Preteen, formerly
Troubled Preteen).  Sexetary of the D & D of the ECG; Guardian of the Sanitary Mouse Pad.  The
current version also known as
Dr. Em and Untroubled Teen the Vth.  Member since about 2003
CE/3169 YOLD or 2004 CE/3170 YOLD.

Proposed Relic: Binky the WonderSkull.  Proposed Holy Relic and Possible Saint Body Part; Vice
President in Charge of Dead Members (Discordian, Ek-sen-trik, Associates, Deceased, or D, E, A,
D,); Traveling Companion of BloodStar.  Member since maybe 1997 CE/3163 YOLD or 1998 CE/3164
YOLD.
Unitaur Princess: Princess Unicornia.  Born Again Virgin Princess Secundum Naturam; Member of
the
Order of the Pineapple (2007); Member of the Lesser Disorder of Underwear Heads; Member of
the Lesser Disorder of Princess Amber’s Pacifier Suckers; Member of the Lesser Disorder of
Cloved
Lemon Kissers.  Mythic Sign: Unicorn-Centaur.  Member since 2003 CE/3169 YOLD (D & D of the
ECG) and Co-Founder in 2006 CE/3172 YOLD (MH).

Fairy Princess: Fairy Princess Yoshikyoko.  Born Again Virgin Princess of Tinkling; Member of the
Order of the
Pineapple (2008); Flying Geisha with the Ding Dong Tap Panty Dancers of Anime;
Member of the Lesser Disorder of Princess Amber’s Pacifier Suckers; Member of the Lesser
Cloved
Lemon Kissers.  Mythic Sign: Fairy.  Member since 2005 CE/3171 YOLD (D & D of the ECG) and Co-
Founder in 2006 CE/3172 YOLD (MH).

Naturist Nixie: Nixie Nurita.  Virgin Member of The Presidential Order.  Mythic Sign: The River of Life;
Co-Founder Discordians for Jesus, Member of the Lesser Disorder of
Cloved Lemon Kissers.  Mythic
Sign: Nixie.  Founding Member since 2006 CE/3172 YOLD (MH); Co-Founder in 2006-2007 CE/3172-
3173 YOLD (DJ).

Ponygirl: Perlie the Pony Girl.  Born Again Virgin Member of the Lesser Disorder of Princess
Amber's Pacifier Suckers; Member of the Lesser Disorder of
Cloved Lemon Kissers..  Mythic Sign:
Centaur.  Founding Member since 2006 CE/3172 YOLD (MH).

Secret Member: Bellydancer Upyours.  Born Again Virgin Member in Good Standing of the Lesser
Order of Unregistered Sex Offenders; Author of The Pledge of Allegiance; Secret Spy on the
Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild.  Mythic Sign: Janus.  Treasonous Spy since 2005
CE/3171 POEE (D & D of the ECG) and Founding Member since 2006 CE/3172 YOLD (MH).

Tree Fairy Sister: Sister Lorraine of Fairy Tree.  Co-Founder Discordians for Jesus, Virgin
Founding Member of the Lesser Order of
Shamlicht Kids Club, Pearl’s Nest, Fairy Tree; Member of
the Lesser
DisOrder of the Cloved Lemon.  Mythic Sign: Fairy Tree.  Founding Member since 2006
CE/3172 YOLD (MH); Co-Founder in 2006-2007 CE/3172-3172 YOLD (DJ).

Milk Maid: Sister Creamy.  Born Again Virgin Member, Toucher of the Chaostar.  Mythic Sign:
Sacred Chao.  Member since 2008 CE/3174 YOLD (MH).

Concubine Chao: Keeper Minnie Biguns  Born Again Virgin Member of the Lesser Disorder of
Underwear Heads.  Mythic Sign: Whacking Pumpkins.  Member since 2009 CE/3175 YOLD (MH).

Discordian American Princess to the Stars: Miley Spears.  Member of the Order of the Cloved
Lemon, member of the Order of the Pineapple (2014).  Member since 2013/3179 (YOLD) (MH)
Officers & Charter Members
of the Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild

& More
Members leave, members come, members get conceived.  Things change.

Founders, Founding Members and Current Officers are listed below in
Orderous Smagmoidus, which
means it could change at any time and doesn’t really mean much.
“quos deus vult perdere prius dementat”
Lost Officers
Founding Memberus Brunetteus: Chao Girl Kitten.  Founding Member (mid 1990s CE/circa 3160
YOLD).

Founding Memberus Blondeus: Transformia.  Founding Member (mid 1990s CE/circa 3160 YOLD).

Former Minister Saint Husband: Danacasso.  Member of the Tricornis of Husbands Erisian of The
Mary; forcibly removed as Ars Ministeralis Deviantis (Minister of Deviant Art) in a violent coup during
the
Summit Meeting of 18 to 20 Bureaucracy 3172 or some other dates.  Member since 2004
CE/3170 YOLD.

Lost Vice President: Puk Cuf the Backwards.  Retired Vice President in Charge of Backwards Day,
Reformed (more properly known as demrofeR, yaD sdrawkcaB fo egrahC ni tnediserP eciV).  Lost in
the swimming pool during the Summit meeting of 20 Bureaucracy 3172.  Member since about 2004
CE/3170 YOLD.

Former Treasurer: Too Ripe Melons.  Removed as Treasurer of the D & D of the ECG; Canned as
Counter of Coins and Currency; Untrusted Former Keeper of the Funds; but still Babe of the Big Bust.
Treasurer from 2002 to 2006 CE/3168 - 3172 YOLD.  Disappeared immediately after becoming
treasurer, and is now being sought in our Holy Quest to Get our Money Back.

Member Intergalacticus: BloodStar.  First Internet Hoster of Apocrypha Discordia (then non-existent)
and Mentionee therein; Alleged Keeper of One of the
Five Holy Books; Traveler Through Space and
the Dimensions; Traveling Companion of Binky the WonderSkull.  Member of the D & D of the ECG
since probably 1997 CE/3163 YOLD.  Fled Earth in late 2001 CE/3167 YOLD to escape the
freedom-fighting terrorist nations of America and Great Britain.

Vice President in Charge of Pet Loving Day: Anus Familiarus.  Just plain missing.  Member since
2004 CE/3170 YOLD.

Minister of Sponge Baths: Nurse Devine Stripling.  Resistant Candidate for the Divinely Revered
Objects of Obscene Lust.  Unwilling Member since 2006 CE/3172 YOLD.

Vice President in Charge of Clean Sheets: Motel Maid Marian.  Member since 2006 CE/3172 YOLD.
“place aux dames”
No officers, unless you want to name yourself one.  Open to all Discordians who are for Jesus.

Co-Founders:
Nixie Nurita and Sister Lorraine of Fairy Tree.
“tout comprendre’ c’est tout pardonner”
Discordians for Jesus
(2006 or 2007)
Zeus, Alien, Prudence, Raggmopp, Cat Dancing, Cliffo Master of the Dark, Captain Parasite,
Kermit, Shoe, Captain Wombat, Sparkles, Moondancer, The Unknown Homecoming Queen
(Candidate), The Unknown Homecoming King, Corianna, Officer Joe Noodlehead, Aladdin
Sane, Laurie T., Toby B., Julie G., Ellanie M., Dawn M., Sparky J., Michelle B., Robin R., Gayla,
Eilene to the Left, Eilene’s girlfriend, Patrick, Allan S., the guy who had a character named
Pepsi, the guy with the curly sandy blond hair who roleplayed, Sheridan S., various
members of the Society for Creative Anachronism’s House Lawnfellen (however that’s
spelled), Daryll the Asexual, Will, Willie D., Sa'iko (Psycho), Dan S., Dave the Whale, Annie,
the girl with the heart condition who died, the guy who committed suicide, The Clone who
later disappeared, possibly Generalissimo Steffan Carnicero (leader of the Santa Juanita
Liberation Army), several others whose names we can’t find.  (If you have any more info on
any of this, let us know).
“sic transit gloria mundi”
Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild
(1981)
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Other Assorted Troublemakers
(?)
Saint, Second Class, Disputed: Paganus Grimlove the Uncanonized.  Patron UnSaint of
Ek-sen-trik Discordian Archers; Disputed Founder of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild; Former Keeper of
The Duck; Unverified Rider of the Moped (rumoured to be the Galactic Moped of Five Star Saint
Fearless Fred, said to be the Fastest Craft in the Universe), and Fifth Century Celt/21st Century
Traveler.  Uncanonized, because some claim Paganus is not a real person, and thus deserves a
higher level of sainthood, and others claim Paganus is nothing but a troublemaking myth.  Member of
the
Order of the Pineapple (1989)

Saint Husband: razmear.  Member of the Tricornis of Husbands Erisian of The Mary.

Saint Husband: apparently_a_pseudonym.  Member of the Tricornis of Husbands Erisian of The
Mary.

Professor Emeritus:  Dr. Sinister Craven.  Member of the Order of the Pineapple (2008); Professor
Emeritus of Miskatonic University.

Man in Black: Steve Jackson, publisher of the best-selling edition of Principia Discordia;
Reconstituter of the Men in Black; Creator of the Illuminati Card Game; Member of the
Order of the
Pineapple (2009).

Pope Leo: S. John Ross, foreplay (foreword) writer for Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of
Shamlicht.  Member of the Order of the Pineapple (2013).

Reverend Loveshade Doppelgänger: Anonymous Lifeform.  
We release the wallpaper into the pubic domain.
Or public domain.
Sorry, but only
officers and
founding
members are
listed for the D &
D of the ECG.  
There are too
many members to
list here.  Not that
we mind.
Writer of True Lies: Reverend Loveshade (sother of Ms. M. C., father of P. T. and W.)

Teacher-MILF: Ms. M. C. (first sother of R. L., mother of P. T. and W., older sister of U. T. V.)

Random Runner: Puffletoes Twinkleton (daughter of R. L. and Ms. M. C., older sister to W.)

Diaper Filler (Apprentice): Wunderkätzchen (daughter of R. L. and Ms. M. C., younger sister to P. T.)

Nasty Big Pointy Teethmaker: Labial Dentist (legal sother of Dr. O., father of E. K.)

Bestialitician: Dr. Octopussy (legal sother of L. D., mother of E. K.)

Ladybird Lover: Erisian Kitten (daughter of L. D. and Dr. O)

Bobbette the Builder: Fixit Fred (sother of P. G.)

Naughty Nurse: Pineapple Ginger (sother of F. F.)

No Official Position Whatsoever: Pastor Faster Master

Summertime Guest: Untroubled Teen Vth (younger sister of Ms. M. C.)
“in somnis veritas”
Hippies in the 21st Century
Commune
(2011)
It appears that
none of the
members of the
Mythics has a
male sex organ.  
We're waiting to
hear if they'd like
to borrow one.
A couple of then
preteen girls
came up with what
we think is one of
the best
Discordian names
for a group ever.
It was bound to
happen eventually.  
This isn't exactly a
Discordian
commune as we're
not sure that's a
good idea.  But
most of our
residents are
Discordian and the
rest tolerate us.
The group that
started it all.  Well,
at least the group
that started
whatever it was
they started.