Ignore the fnords
Snooze Letter 2012 10 - 11

Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild
Snooze Letter

October - November 2012

Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht Issue


This being the Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht Issue, in which we give an update on our
leader, give you a chance to support a gonzo anthropologist for
Chasing Eris, tell you the work-in-regress Ek-
sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht
is finally available and you might be able to get a discount!


After legal complication, printing problems and other technical difficulties, Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The
Tales of Shamlicht
is now available!  And if you're on our list of esteemed contributors (see below), you can
get your copy at discount!

S. John Ross aka Pope Leo (GURPS, Cumberland Games & Diversions, Warehouse 23, Novus Ordo
Discordia: The Gospel of Pesher the Gardene
r) penned the outstanding foreplay.  Our blurb writers include
Alan Moore, Robert Anton Wilson (who saw an early draft), Rev. Ivan Stang, R. Crumb, Sondra
aka The Erisian Elestria, Reverend Jason "Pee Kitty" Levine, Adam Gorightly, and others.

Quotes about the Book

"This inspiring volume makes a splendid auric pippin to be lobbed amongst the bickering goddesses of our
contemporary debate." -- Alan Moore
(V for Vendetta)

"Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia may become to the 21st century what Principia Discordia became to the 20th.  
Which means--I don't know what the hell that means." -- Robert Anton Wilson (
The Illuminatus! Trilogy)

"Buy it and BURN THIS BOOK FOR 'BOB'!" -- Rev. Ivan Stang (The Church of the SubGenius)

Buy it and Burn It!

Feel free to buy two copies, burn one publicly, and hide the other!

The book is now available for $20.00  $15.00 American money at http://www.amazon.com/Ek-sen-trik-kuh-
Discordia-The-Tales-Shamlicht/dp/1937536181.  Or even better you can buy it through our store at discordia.


Gonzo anthropologist Brenton Magnus Johanne Clutterbuck aka Placid Dingo has a crazy idea: travel
around the world interviewing Discordians on what their religion means to them.  And Discordians have been
hopping on board, with interviews for
Chasing Eris promised or given by Adam Gorightly, Gypsie Skripto,
Sondra London
, and, yes, Reverend Loveshade.

But he can use help for funding and time for getting it to em runs out Oct. 20!  Check it out and maybe help
out at


Because of a reward for es capture that is so low Reverend Loveshade finds it insulting, e has been afraid
to return to the budding commune e began.  But if you can't bring the reverend to the commune, bring the
commune to the reverend.  They have relocated and are establishing a new and necessarily undisclosed


We would love to be able to give a free copy of Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht to
everyone who contributed, but as you can see from the long list below that would not be practical.  However,
if you are on the following list, you can receive a special discount for a book if you buy through Amazon.com!  
Just send us an email with the name you used to contribute to:


We will assume you want your Amazon.com discount sent to the email you use to contact us unless you tell
us otherwise.  If your name isn't on this list, contact us anyway!  We might have accidentally left your name
off and might even be feeling generous.  Unlike
Pat Robertson, we aren't perfect.

Adam Gorightly, Alan Moore, Al Barger, Alden Loveshade, Alien, Anonymous Lifeform, Ashibaka
aka Shii, Bellydancer Upyours, Binky the WonderSkull, BloodStar, Brother Femtomoment, Brother
Kob, Bumper Bunny, Captain 'Sesame Seed' Rogers, C. S. Martin & Steve Lewis, Danacasso,
Dorian Jack (family), Dr. Isaac Clarke, Dr. Octopussy, Dr. Sinister Craven, Emily Sander aka Zoey
Zane (family), Fairy Princess Yoshikyoko, Gamemaster Loveshade, Greg Hill (family), Herr
Bookmonger, His Wholiness the Rev. DrJon, Icarus 23, John Wilkes Harvey Oswald, Kerry
Thornley (family), Lani Lina Lian Lain, Max Flax Beeblewax, Miley Ray Cyrus, Miley Spears, Nixie
Nurita, Nurse Devine Stripling, Paco the Fruit Bat, Perlie the Pony Girl, Pope Higgins, Pope Hilde,
Princess Unicornia, Professor Cramulus, Professor Mu-Chao, R. Crumb, Reverend Loveshade,
Rev. Ivan Stang, Reverend Jason ‘Pee Kitty’ Levine, Robert Anton Wilson (family), Saint The Mary,
Sister Hooter, Sister Lorraine of Fairy Tree, S. John Ross aka Pope Leo, Sondra London, Sparky
Newberg, St. Verbatim, TawTew the Naturally Perfumed, Toby Bruno, Untroubled Teen, Zeus, Xists.

This offer will expire at the End of the World at midnight Dec. 21, 2012!  If the world doesn't end then, you
have until midnight Pat Pineapple Day, Jan. 18, 2013!  So claim your discount now!


Miss a Snooze Letter?  You can catch up by going to discordia.loveshade.org/xtra/snooze/index.html.  We do
sometimes have special bits in the emailed Snooze Letters that do not appear online, so feel free to
subscribe because it is free!  (Details at bottom).


See a list of all our holydays with a link to full descriptions at discordia.loveshade.org/ek-sen-trik-kuh/holydays


You can visit our small but selective store at discordia.loveshade.org/store. Remember, a portion of your
purchase through our store can help keep our site up and help pay off our legal fees--but it costs you
nothing more and you can get discounts through us! And if you don't want to buy anything from us, you can
sponsor a page on our site including our main page, or simply give us money. See
Why Should I Donate? at
discordia.loveshade.org/xtra/donate.html, or let us know if you'd like to sponsor a page or our site by sending
an email to the address listed on our homepage.

* * * * *

If you or someone you know wants to begin getting our absolutely free Snooze Letter and other cool
emailings (we usually send about one email a month), send an email to the address listed on our
with the subject Add Me. If you want us to take your
name off of our emailing list (which means you will remain unilluminated), send an email to the same address
with the subject

Send your comments on our Snooze Letter or proposals or opinions on submitted pieces or a request to
review future submissions or anything else other than submissions to the same address, but put something
Discordian (ED, ECG, Eris, etc.) in your heading so we'll know it's not spam. (We get a lot of spam, and don't
want to unknowingly delete something from a Discordian).

If you want to make a submission for our website or possible future projects, email it to the address listed on
homepage NOTE TEMPORARY CHANGE OF EMAIL ADDRESS . Please see submission details at
discordia.loveshade.org/xtra/xssubmit.html before you submit. Thank you and have a day.
A Snooze Letter of
the Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild
The cover of Ek-sen-trik Discordia: The Tales of
Shamlicht is copyrighted by The Loveshade
Family.  The rest of this work is licensed under a
Creative Commons
2.5 License.
We made the wondrous textured wallpaper, but if
you really want to use it, go for it--we made it
public domain (kopyleft).
Discordian Division of the
Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild
Snooze Letter
Discordian Division of the
Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild


Ms. M.C.and P.T.T. are doing fine.  P.T.T. hasn't had any more colic so don't worry.  A. is giving P.T.T. baby
button kisses for you.  Ms. M.C. says A. has not become a terrible teen but is still an excellent babysitter.  A.
said e plans to be a registered childminder before becoming a midwife. They and all T.L.C. miss you terribly
too but don't want you to come back until it's safer.

T.L.C. is doing well and so is the well which is now producing an excess.  They hope to have the "main
building" refurbished by November and say September ended up being optimistic. L.D. got the job which is
good for T.L.C.'s income but bad for building buildings.  M.C.B. was briefly hospitalized but is doing fine.
T.L.C. has a couple possible recruits but will wait until you're back.

W.W.W. is supportive and said they will welcome you back.  They used your "World's Biggest Butt" idea but it
was written by T.V. and they made the bottom 5 ft 3 in instead of 5 ft 3.7 in across.  And R.L.B. has a story
for you: "My Daughter has Mutated into a Snake Monster!"  Search for them.

Family, friend, T.L.C. pics will be posted for you on the "apple" section of the "racist dog" site by July 23.

Ms. M.C. says e loves you lustfully too.