KallistiCon 2009 has
been officially approved
as an Erisian con by
the Illuminaughty, and
thus is acceptable for
Discordian attendance.
But go anyway.
Contact: St. Mae stmae*at*discordian.com or Johnny Brainwash (johnnybrainwash*at*hotmail)
Important: If you are coming, you MUST RSVP by emailing stmae@discordian.com by no later
than June 8th, 2009!

From a secure location beneath New Alamut,
Left Coast, Turtle Island, Earth
Fool's Day 2009

Discordians, Dysnomians, Erisians, and others of much ilk...

Get up! (Get on up!)

Kallisticon 2009 is coming - June 12-14!

Every year this millennium, we've gotten together in the Bay Area in California. We're not just
rehashing gags from the Principia - we're moving forward, practicing chaos in the world.

For the last seven years, we've eaten and drank together, we've made friends with strangers
in traffic, we've had rituals and blessings, we've been weird in public, and we've been human
with each other. We've found the freaks who thought they were the only ones, and taught them
- and ourselves - what tribe is supposed to mean.

Some of you will say: "But Discordians are supposed to be disorganized."

Didn't you know that's just a put-on?

Some of you will say we're doing it wrong, and only you know the right way to follow Eris.

That's OK. Just quit talking about it and start doing it.

Some will no doubt repeat the tired cliche: "We Discordians tend to stick apart."

Of course we do, but sticking apart is more fun when we do it together.

Throw out your old memes. Greg and Kerry are gone, Bob Wilson is gone, Camden Benares
and the other old-timers are gone. Let's honor and respect them. Let's learn from their lives
and their teachings. But let's stop trying to be them.

The Principia is your grandma's Discordia. Being an inside joke on the net is your daddy's.
What's yours? And who are you doing it with?

gabba gabba
we accept you
we accept you
one of us


Let us know as soon as possible if you're coming, but definitely by no later than Monday, June
8. After that, we can't guarantee there will be enough food or transportation.
KallistiCon 2009

This is the only Discordian UnConvention held every year this
millennium at St. Mae's house.

This is your chance to visit San Francisco, the city of
Saint Emperor Norton I
Saint Mark Twain
and Saint
Minnie Rae
This work is licensed under a
Creative Commons
2.5 License. You may use the poster for any legal

We don't know if St. Mae is copyrighted or not.
We made the wallpaper, but release it into the
pubic domain.  We mean public domain.
'Where sticking apart is more fun when you do it together.'
Seal of the Illuminaughty (Illuminati?)
You know the drill for
the emails-- replace
*at* with @.
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KallistiCon 2009 Poster by Alden Loveshade and St. Mae
The Loveshade Family
KallistiCon Scholarship

Want to go but need a little
financial help?  Well, that's all we
can give you is a little financial
help.  Maybe.

One lucky person may be entitled
to receiving half the convention
fee of $60.  That's right, one
person who can't otherwise afford
it can pay $30 and we'll pay the
other $30 for you.

If you're interested, send us an
email with the heading
Scholarship to the address listed
on our


There is no specific application
deadline.  However, we reserve
the right to award the scholarship
as soon as we find a worthy
recipient.  So let us know if you're
interested ASAP!