| All Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia! All Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia! All Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia! |
| Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild Snooze Letter May 2006 Part The Second |
| The “there’s something happening here, but what it is ain’t exactly clear” issue |
| There is a lot going on right now with our group and with the Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia. So we decided to split the Snooze Letter into two parts for this month. See Part the First. WIKIPEDIA LOVES US--OR HATES US? Binky the WonderSkull (not our Binky, but a damn clever imitation) and Gerina wrote an article about our Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia and posted it on Wikipedia! Super mega- gnarly cool that would happen, huh? But what happened next made it not so clear--within a day or so after being posted, the article was marked for possible deletion! We have gotten a lot of support--and a lot of condemnation--from people we don’t even know. Some detractors say we aren’t important enough for an article, while others say all our legal problems with the FBI and other agencies were made up. We wish! But hey, this is all publicity! See the article, if it’s still there, at www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ek-sen-trik- kuh_Discordia (the link to the discussion on its deletion is in the box at the top). If it’s not there, find it on our site. WIKIPEDIA: AGAIN? Some people suggested the Wikipedia article for Apocrypha Discordia (www.en.wikipedia. org/wiki/Apocrypha_Discordia) be deleted too, but others suggested it be merged with ours. The discussion is still going on, but in the meantime, IamthatIam has posted an article merger! See it at www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discordian_Works. EK-SEN-TRIK-KUH DISCORDIA: THE TALES OF SHAMLICHT Did you notice that Ek-sen-trik-kuh has a weird spelling? We thought you did. We think that’s cool, and it’s based on the name of the 1981 group the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild. But it makes it hard for people to find on a search engine (how do I spell that?), and there are so many works called fill-in-the-blank Discordia that we could get lost in the crowd. So now our book has a subtitle--maybe. For now, it’s Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht. Let us know if you like it, hate it, or want something else. CLEAR AND UNCLEAR RESULTS: KISSING, CHAOCHIPS, AND NIPPLES The vote on accepting the proposed "The Cloved Lemon Kissing Game" was three tongues and one “only with my mouth closed” verses one “ew, yuck.” So the game, proposed for inclusion by Mythics of Harmonia founders Princess Unicornia and Fairy Princess Yoshikyoko (and ripped off from the Society for Creative Anachronism), is in the book. (We didn’t count the vote for “only if they kiss my ass.”) We got a split vote on calling the Lesser Order the Lesser Disorder of Cloved Lemon Kissers or the Lesser Disorder of the Cloved Lemon. So we’ll either wait for more votes, make an arbitrary decision, or just list both. We'll take votes until the end of this month on "How I Became a Chaochip" by C. S. Martin and Steve Lewis, and "The Myth of the Nipples" by Max Flax Beeblewax. (It's acceptable to vote for your own piece!) WHO USES TROJANS? For those who don’t know, our Minister of Deviant Art Danacasso’s computer was infected with some sort of Trojan virus (Hmm, wasn’t it our Goddess Discordia whose actions led to the Trojan War?) Seriously, Danacasso sadly lost some cool stuff. But the good news is, an overseas benefactor is helping out on a new and improved computer, and promised “the check is in the mail.” Now where have we heard that before? SUPER COOL NEW STUFF AND A HOT CLASSIC Learn the real reason society declares someone an adult based on birthdays in the already- controversial "The Myth of the Adulthood Fairy" by Reverend Loveshade with Princess Unicornia and Fairy Princess Yoshikyoko. See some recently-exposed details of Minnie Rae and her lost panties in the revised "The Holy Relics"; and read the Wikipedia articles on Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia on our site (where it won’t get deleted tomorrow). A classic for our German friends is "Fünf Blinde und ein Elefant" from the German-language Apocrypha Diskordia, or "Five Blind Men and an Elephant"; and finally, read the long-awaited actual transcript of "The Wedding of The Mary (cuteleaderjester) to Apparently_a_pseudonym, Danacasso, and Razmear". This was seized and held by the FBI (yes, that’s true), so it must be hot! HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUIT DAY! Sister Lorraine of Fairy Tree, newest member of the Mythics of Harmonia and the youngest writer to submit to our site so far, is having a birthday this month. The sister's submitted poem is attached. Congrats Lorraine! COMING HOLYDAYS ATTACHED STUFF SUBMITTED FOR YOUR APPROVAL We have a lot of cool stuff to consider! Attachments include “Who the Hell is E?” by Reverend Loveshade, and “Harmonian-Discordian Poetry” from Principia Harmonia. We can send these as inline text if you so request. (If you're reading this here, there's obviously no attachments. Email us at the address below and request them). We'll take votes for and against through 15 June 2006. Coming soon: Look for more “Animal Sex,” “Pussy Fun,” “A Thumbnail Sketch of the D & D of the ECG,” “Illuminati Chess,” “Estory of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild,” some “Discordian Poetry,” “The Sacred Bowel Movement,” and more! If you’re getting sent this Snooze Letter and think it’s crap, and you don’t like crap, send an email to xxxxx@xxxxx.xxx with the subject Unsubscribe. If you or someone you know likes our crap but ain’t getting these Snooze Letters, send an email to the same address with the subject Add Me. If you want to make comments on anything, contribute, or send us mysterious unclear images of an insect's naughty bits, send an email to xxxxx@xxxxx.xxx. Put something Discordian (ED, ECG, Eris, etc.) in your heading so it's perfectly clear it’s not Spam. |
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| Snooze Letter May 2006 Part II |
| A sample Snooze Letter of the Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild |
(Details can be found at discordia.loveshade.org/ek-sen-trik-kuh/holydays)
We had a holyday battle: D & D of the ECG member Danacasso thought of
Imaginary Friend Day, but the Mythics of Harmonia thought something imaginary
should belong to them. You can see details of the resulting compromise
holyday, listed below, on our site.
May 31 (5 Confusion): Syaday (PD) (or Gulikday)/Fearless Fred Day (DD)
May 37 (11 Confusion): 537 Day (ECG)
June 21 (26 Confusion): Imaginary Friend/Captain Tuttle Day (DD)/(MH)
We had a holyday battle: D & D of the ECG member Danacasso thought of
Imaginary Friend Day, but the Mythics of Harmonia thought something imaginary
should belong to them. You can see details of the resulting compromise
holyday, listed below, on our site.
May 31 (5 Confusion): Syaday (PD) (or Gulikday)/Fearless Fred Day (DD)
May 37 (11 Confusion): 537 Day (ECG)
June 21 (26 Confusion): Imaginary Friend/Captain Tuttle Day (DD)/(MH)
