Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks

Snooze Letter
December 2009
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Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild
Snooze Letter

December 2009

The Rehash Issue


This being The Rehash Issue, in which we provide you with fascinating updates to last issue's magnificence


Thanks to those who submitted suggestions for nominees for the Order of the Pineapple (OP).  This is our
second oldest and most truly "this-gives-you-bragging-rights" DisOrder.  Traditionally, it honors those who
have made exceptional contributions of discord and eccentricity in service to the
Discordian Division of the
Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild and/or the estorical Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild.  But the times they are
a-changin'.  As the original ECG faded into the grey mist years ago, as the
Shamlicht Kids Club grew into
reality, and has the neo-Discordians have become so interconnected, we've expanded it somewhat.  
However, some direct or indirect contribution to D & D of the ECG or the ECG, and service to the cause of
discord and eccentric tendencies is still required.

If you're a member, look for a list of nominees coming to an email near you very soon!  Votes must be
received by us by 12 January 2009 (GMT).

While only current members of the Order can vote, anyone can help us.  We are missing several years in
which the OP may have been given.  If you have any information on awardees from 1984 to 2006, please
email us at the address listed or linked at the bottom of this Snooze Letter.


The revival has been a resounding success.  See for yourself at Professor Mu-Chao's 23ae.com.


We are still taking votes on the below through Pat Pineapple Day, 18 January 2009.

The Mythics of Harmonia have proposed making Zoey Zane a Discordian Saint.  For those who don't know,
Emily Sander was known as a very sweet girl who was killed at the age of 18, and then was discovered to be
the nude model and alleged "porn model" Zoey Zane.  She was also friends with our
Perlie the Pony Girl
(see link to Perlie's tribute below).  While we can't actually verify that Zoey ever called herself Discordian, she
did get a tattoo of a five pointed star followed by five other stars, and accepted Perlie's suggestion that it was
a Discordian tattoo.

The two-year anniversary of Emily's death was 24 November, and her suspected killer Israel Mireles was
recently formally charged.  (Weirdly, the first true chapter of
Shamlicht Kids Club, Purple Ferret's Nest,
was formed that same day in 2007.  Even weirder--this is true--is that only very recently did any of us  realize
Emily died the same day PFN was formed.  Thanks to
Princess "I'm no good with numbers but I'm good
with dates" Unicornia
for that.)  The tribute by Emily's friend Perlie the Ponygirl is currently the third listed
by Yahoo Search for "emily sander"--if you don't believe us, check
Perlie-and-our-tribute to her late friend is at

Send your opinions on whether or not Zoey should be made a Discordian saint, and suggestions on the date
(born 23 February, missing 23 November, died 24 November) to the email listed or linked at the bottom of
this Snooze Letter.


For a while, trying to go to both Intermittens.info and Intermittens.org yielded the same thing--an error
message (this is number two on our list of missing Discordian websites).  Not anymore!  It's works now.  Plus,
we have all known issues on our site (see


(See a list of all our holydays with a link to full descriptions at

January 1 (1 Chaos):
New Year's Day (O)/Nude Year's Day (MH)
January 5 (5 Chaos):
Mungday (PD)
January 10 (10 Chaos):
Backwards Day, Reformed (O)/(ED)
January 10 (10 Chaos):
Binary Day (ED)
January 18 (18 Chaos):
Pat Pineapple Day (ECG)
January 21 (21 Chaos):
Hug Day (O)
January 26 (26 Chaos):
Backwards Day, Traditional (O)
February 18 (49 Chaos):
The Mary Day (ED)
February 19 (50 Chaos):
Chaosflux (PD)
February 20 (51 Chaos):
Pet Loving Day (O)
February 29 (St. Tib's Day):
St. Tib's Day (PD)/Leaping Birth Day (ED)
February 30 (?????):
The Unknown Holyday
March 10 (69 Chaos): Head Chicken/Chicken Head Day (MH)
March 19 (5 Discord):
Mojoday (PD) or Lingananday
March 25 (11 Discord): Discordians for Jesus/Neighbor Loving Day (DJ)
April 1 (18 Discord):
April Fool's Day (O)
April 2 (19 Discord):
St John the Blasphemist's Day (ED)
April 6 (23 Discord):
Jake Day (O)


You can visit our small but selective store at discordia.loveshade.org/store. Remember, a portion of your
purchase through our store can help keep our site up and help pay off our legal fees--but it costs you
nothing more and you can get discounts through us!  And if you don't want to buy anything from us, you can
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discordia.loveshade.org/xtra/donate.html, or let us know if you'd like to sponsor a page or our site by sending
an email to the address listed on our
Home Page.

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