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| Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild Snooze Letter April - May 2010 |
Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild Snooze Letter April - May 2010 The No Pants Issue discordia.loveshade.org This being the No Pants Day Issue, in which we see Discordian American Princess Minnie Rae exposed in Uncyclopedia's Discordianism, try to uncover the location of The Good Reverend Roger, and look to post photos of Discordian Saint Zoey Zane pantsless. NO PANTS DAY In case you haven't heard, the first Friday of May is the day to go in public pantsless. That's American pantsless, meaning without trousers, not Great Britain's, meaning without underwear. It's an international celebration designed to draw attention to, well, your pantless state, we suppose. Several Discordians have dropped their trousers in previous years, and many plan to drop them in public again this year. So go pantsless on Friday, 7 May 2010! Learn more at http://www.nopantsday.com. DISCORDIANISM ON UNCYCLOPEDIA The Uncyclopedia article Discordianism was on the way to becoming a featured article of the day--until The Agents of Greyface stepped in. Now, the chances are slim, but still possible. And if it fails it may undergo some rewrites and be resubmitted. Check out the humorous adventure of Discordian Saint Minnie Rae in an article that paints takeoffs of leading Discordians in a most insulting manner, which we think is cool. Those who worked on it including Discordian American Princess Miley Spears, who is the illegitimate daughter of Cainad; and confessed Discordians Syndrome, Binky The WonderSkull, Aleister in Chains and others we suspect are closet Discordians. See the article as it now is at uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Discordianism. SAINT ZOEY ZANE We've been asked how to get permission to post Discordian Saint Zoey Zane's modeling photos. Because of the restrictions by our host, we can't post them on our main site, but there's always others out there.... THE GOOD REVEREND ROGER The Good Reverend Roger hasn't been seen since 6 February 2010. Anyone who finds TGRR is asked to return em. No questions asked. APRIL THROUGH SEPTEMBER HOLYDAYS (See a list of all our holydays with a link to full descriptions at discordia.loveshade.org/ek-sen-trik- kuh/holydays) April 1 (18 Discord): April Fool's Day (O) April 2 (19 Discord): St John the Blasphemist's Day (ED) April 6 (23 Discord): Jake Day (O) May 3 (50 Discord): Discoflux (PD) May 23 (70 Discord): Jake Day Jr. (DJ)/Day of the Elppin (MH) May 25 (72 Discord): Towel Day (O) May 31 (5 Confusion): Syaday (PD) or Gulikday/Fearless Fred Day (ED) May 37 (11 Confusion): 537 Day (ECG) June 10 (15 Confusion): Mad Hatter Day (O) June 21 (26 Confusion): Imaginary Friend/Captain Tuttle Day/Mikal Haley (ED)/(MH)/(SN201002-03) July 2 (37 Confusion): Mid Year’s Day (ECG) July 15 (50 Confusion): Confuflux (PD) August 10 (3 Bureaucracy): Multiversal Underwear Day (O)/(MH) August 12 (5 Bureaucracy): Zaraday (PD) August 25 (18 Bureaucracy): Festival of Hanky-Panky Spankies (MH) September 9 (33 Bureaucracy): Cat Dancing & Foot Fetish Day aka Pussyfoot Day (ED) September 13 (37 Bureaucracy): Mass of Planet Eris/Eristotle (ED)/(MH) September 26 (50 Bureaucracy): Bureflux (PD) THE USUAL ADVERTISEMENT You can visit our small but selective store at discordia.loveshade.org/store. Remember, a portion of your purchase through our store can help keep our site up and help pay off our legal fees--but it costs you nothing more and you can get discounts through us! And if you don't want to buy anything from us, you can sponsor a page on our site including our main page, or simply give us money. See Why Should I Donate? at discordia.loveshade.org/xtra/donate.html, or let us know if you'd like to sponsor a page or our site by sending an email to the address listed on our Home Page. * * * * * If you or someone you know wants to begin getting our absolutely free Snooze Letter and other cool emailings (we usually send about one email a month), send an email to the address listed on our Home Page with the subject Add Me. If you want us to take your name off of our emailing list (which means you will remain unilluminated), send an email to the same address with the subject Unsubscribe. Send your comments on our Snooze Letter or proposals or opinions on submitted pieces or a request to review future submissions or your birthday suit day or your vote on proposed saints or anything else other than submissions to the same address, but put something Discordian (ED, ECG, Eris, etc.) in your heading so we'll know it's not spam. (We get a lot of spam, and don't want to unknowingly delete something from a Discordian). If you want to make a submission for our site (or the book, which only needs art submissions), email it to the address for submissions listed on our Home Page. Please see submission details at discordia.loveshade. org/xtra/xssubmit.html before you submit. Thank you and have a day. |
| Snooze Letter April - May 2010 |
| A Snooze Letter of the Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild |
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you really want to use it, go for it--we made it
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you really want to use it, go for it--we made it
public domain (kopyleft).