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April - May 2010

Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild
Snooze Letter

April - May 2010

The No Pants Issue


This being the No Pants Day Issue, in which we see Discordian American Princess Minnie Rae exposed in
Uncyclopedia's Discordianism, try to uncover the location of The Good Reverend Roger, and look to post
photos of Discordian Saint Zoey Zane pantsless.


In case you haven't heard, the first Friday of May is the day to go in public pantsless.  That's American
pantsless, meaning without trousers, not Great Britain's, meaning without underwear.  It's an international
celebration designed to draw attention to, well, your pantless state, we suppose.  Several Discordians have
dropped their trousers in previous years, and many plan to drop them in public again this year.  So go
pantsless on Friday, 7 May 2010!  Learn more at http:/


The Uncyclopedia article Discordianism was on the way to becoming a featured article of the day--until The
Agents of Greyface
stepped in.  Now, the chances are slim, but still possible.  And if it fails it may undergo
some rewrites and be resubmitted.  Check out the humorous adventure of Discordian Saint
Minnie Rae in an
article that paints takeoffs of leading Discordians in a most insulting manner, which we think is cool.  Those
who worked on it including
Discordian American Princess Miley Spears, who is the illegitimate daughter of
Cainad; and confessed Discordians Syndrome, Binky The WonderSkull, Aleister in Chains and others
we suspect are closet Discordians.  See the article as it now is at


We've been asked how to get permission to post Discordian Saint Zoey Zane's modeling photos.  Because
of the restrictions by our host, we can't post them on our main site, but there's always others out there....


The Good Reverend Roger
hasn't been seen since 6 February 2010.  Anyone who finds TGRR is asked
to return em.  No questions asked.


(See a list of all our holydays with a link to full descriptions at discordia.loveshade.org/ek-sen-trik-

April 1 (18 Discord):
April Fool's Day (O)

April 2 (19 Discord): St John the Blasphemist's Day (ED)

April 6 (23 Discord): Jake Day (O)

May 3 (50 Discord): Discoflux (PD)

May 23 (70 Discord): Jake Day Jr. (DJ)/Day of the Elppin (MH)

May 25 (72 Discord): Towel Day (O)

May 31 (5 Confusion): Syaday (PD) or Gulikday/Fearless Fred Day (ED)

May 37 (11 Confusion): 537 Day (ECG)

June 10 (15 Confusion): Mad Hatter Day (O)

June 21 (26 Confusion): Imaginary Friend/Captain Tuttle Day/Mikal Haley (ED)/(MH)/(SN201002-03)

July 2 (37 Confusion): Mid Year’s Day (ECG)

July 15 (50 Confusion): Confuflux (PD)

August 10 (3 Bureaucracy): Multiversal Underwear Day (O)/(MH)

August 12 (5 Bureaucracy): Zaraday (PD)

August 25 (18 Bureaucracy): Festival of Hanky-Panky Spankies (MH)

September 9 (33 Bureaucracy): Cat Dancing & Foot Fetish Day aka Pussyfoot Day (ED)

September 13 (37 Bureaucracy): Mass of Planet Eris/Eristotle (ED)/(MH)

September 26 (50 Bureaucracy): Bureflux (PD)


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