|World Domination! World Domination! World Domination! World Domination! World Domination!
|According to some reports, the
Summit Meeting actually
occurred on November 24 to 26,
2006 (36 to 38 Aftermath
3172). It has something to do
with temporal paradoxes, or
maybe the uncontrolled use of
|Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild
|The “World Domination” Issue
|EK-SEN-TRIK DISCORDIANS VS. MYTHICS OF HARMONIA
SUMMIT MEETING REPORT
As expected, things did not go according to plan at our Summit Meeting of August 25 - 27 (18 to 20
Bureaucracy). For one thing, we had more attendees than we had hoped for. This is primarily because
we learned that if you want to have more people at your conference, just fill in the empty seats with
imaginary characters. Those who attended included Binky the WonderSkull, Danacasso, Paco the
Fruit Bat, Puk Cuf the Backwards, Reverend Loveshade, Untroubled Teen (D & D of the ECG);
Bellydancer Upyours, Fairy Princess Yoshikyoko, Perlie the Pony Girl, Princess Unicornia,
Sister Lorraine of Fairy Tree (MoH); Little Dorothy, Mr. Bear, Pope Higgins (W.E.T.D.I.A.P.E.R.
S.); Motel Maid Marian, Nixie Nurita, and TawTew the Naturally Perfumed (Other). We’ll post a
full report later, including a revelation of the next RULER OF THE WORLD, but for now here’s some
WE NEED A NEW ART EDITOR
Our former Arts Editor Dancasso was disposed in a violent coup, but escaped with es life and the title
Ars Ministeralis Deviantis, which e claims e owns as a registered trademark. This leaves us without a
leader or a title for the head of our Ministry of Deviant Art. As the writing portion of Ek-sen-trik-kuh
Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht is nearing completion, we have a serious need for artwork and for
someone to get us art. The Art Editor (by whatever title) doesn’t have to be an artist, but does have to
be able and willing to find art for us. This could include works with expired copyrights or that were
released into the public domain, and art that the artist will let us use in our book and/or on our site.
Email us at the address below with your resume' if you’re interested in this no-pay but lots-of-bragging-
Vice President Puk Cuf the Backwards was lost in the motel swimming pool on August 27 during the
Fish Slapping competition. As this was an emergency situation, we immediately halted the competition
in order to form a Rescue Committee. The committee promises to give us a full report by the end of
this month on their plans for a rescue.
NEW MEMBERS OF THE D & D OF THE ECG
We were blessed with some new members of the Ek-sen-trik Discordians who joined us at our
unconvention. These are TawTew the Naturally Perfumed, who came at the party, and Motel Maid
Marian, who cleaned up afterward. We appointed Tawtew our Concubine Queen of the Fifth Wind of
Waters and Marian to be Vice President in Charge of Clean Sheets. Nurse Devine Stripling didn’t
attend, but was also made a member and our Minister of Sponge Baths, and is being considered to join
Our Original Object Onanistic Saint The Mary as a Divinely Reverend Object of Obscene Lust.
NEW MEMBER OF THE MoH
The Mythics of Harmonia also gained a new member! This is the water sprite Nixie Nurita who joined
us while skinny dipping in the pool. Nixie Nurita and Sister Lorraine of Fairy Tree also gave a shocking
presentation that will likely spark a Christian-Discordian Revolution, which will be explained
DISCORDIANS FOR JESUS
Sister Lorraine of Fairy Tree and Nixie Nurita proclaimed the formation of a new disorganization to
be known as Discordians for Jesus. The group plans no official membership list or officers, except that
you can make up an office for yourself if you like. Membership is open to any Discordian who admires,
follows, or otherwise likes Jesus of Nazareth. Joining is simple: if you want to be a member, you are a
member. They also proposed Discordians for Jesus Day, but we still haven’t figured out the date, so
send us your opinions on the proposed holyday.
If Christians can name a prostitute saint, so can Discordians. The Mythics of Harmonia announced
their acceptance of the proposed saint and 1870s streetwalker, Minnie Rae. The “soiled dove” worked
the streets of San Francisco; laid claim to having been a Whore of Babylon in a place where
reincarnation was a rare concept; and was proclaimed “The Little Countess” by none other than the
Discordian Saint Emperor Norton I. Reverend Loveshade claims Minnie Rae and son
Bartholomew as ancestors. Hail, Minnie Rae!
WE FOUND A HUSBAND
Razmear, one of the three grooms (with apparently_a_pseudonym and Danacasso) who married
Saint The Mary in November of 2001, has been found! Razmear was discovered posting in www.23ae.
com. Check out their wedding at Discordian Wedding.
We added “Summit Meeting Agenda” (we didn't actually follow our agenda, but it is still fun to read); an
updated list of our “Officers and Founding Members;” "Nenslo & the Cosmic Elevator Shaft" by St John
the Blasphemist, and we think something else but we forget.
Because of Reverend Loveshade’s hospital stay, time spent planning for and attending the Summit
Meeting, and the relatively short time since our last Snooze Letter, we still have lots of cool stuff we
haven’t added yet. We plan to add "Inheritance Scam" by Anonymous, and "The Sacred Bowel
Movement" by Dr. Sinister Craven, possibly this month. We’ll also be adding "Illuminati Chess" by
Reverend Loveshade, "Smagmoid Anagrams" by Brother Kob, and an expanded “Six-Legged Sex
and Violence” by Dr. Sinister Craven. We’re also working on revising several pages. We hope to
complete the first draft of the written portion of our holy book, Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of
Shamlicht, by the end of 2006/3172.
This may be our penultimate call for submissions for Discordian Haiku (at least for our book) which has
three lines of five, 23, and five syllables. “It is traditional for the haiku to follow the pattern of ‘statement,
violent outburst, statement’ or a voice rallying against mediocrity which is quickly silenced.” You can see
John Wilkes Harvey Oswald complete description of it at http://community.livejournal.
The debate over creating either the Minor Disorder of Reverend Loveshade’s Spankies or Spanking
Day collapsed when everyone started spanking everybody else at the Summit Meeting on August 25,
2006 (18 Bureaucracy 3172). So by default, August 25th was declared Spanking Day.
(Details can be found at discordia.loveshade.org/ek-sen-trik-kuh/holydays)
September 9 (33 Bureaucracy): Cat Dancing /Foot Fetish/Pussyfoot Day (DD)
September 26 (50 Bureaucracy): Bureflux (PD)
September 30 (54 Bureaucracy): Shamlicht Kids Club Day (DD)
October 5 (59 Bureaucracy): Gonkulator Day (Gonculator Day) (DD)
October 24 (5 Aftermath): Maladay (PD)
Attachments with the emailed version of this letter are “Five Basic Beliefs” and the revised “Who the
Hell is E?” by Reverend Loveshade; and “Pussy Fun” from The Shamlicht Kids Club Handbook.
These are being considered for possible inclusion in Ek-sen-trk-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht.
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