|The "End of 3174" Issue
|Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks
|Ignore the fnords
|Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild
The "End of 3174" Issue
This being the "End of 3174" Issue, in which we tell you how to learn your true holy name, tell you
about a book that hasn't happened--yet, enlighten you on how to find Discordian works, discover a
brand new Discordian magazine, and hint at new members to the Prestigious Order of the
ORDER OF THE PINEAPPLE: NOMINATIONS
The members of the Order of the Pineapple (also know as the Pineapple DisOrder) have chosen
finalists, with winners to be notified on January 18, which is Pat Pineapple Day. The first award was
given on that date, which is Pat Pineapple Day and synchronistically is the birthday of Robert
For those who don't know, the OP honors those who have made exceptional contributions of
extreme discord and eccentricity in service to the Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks
CluborGuild and/or the historical/hysterical Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild. It was first awarded by the
ECG on 18 January 1982, and is our second oldest order, after The Unknown DisOrder.
We'll let you know who gets dishonored.
There's a lot of great Discordian crap out there, and perhaps even more not so great. But who's to
judge? Litgasm is an attempt to find it all over the Internet. Learn more about how you can find what
you want and participate at blackironprison.com/index.php?title=Litgasm.
There's a new Discordian magazine! It's called Intermittens, and the first issue is now out. Right
now you can find it at discordia.loveshade.org/xtra/archive. Edited by the good Professor
Cramulus, it includes pieces on Emergence, Knowing We Are Free (which we've had on our site
for quite a while), International Relations, Who Killed the Lulz?, Sacred Bull, Media Mindfucking, and
more. We plan to have an Intermittens page up in the next month or two, so look for it.
HAPPY SPANK YOUR BUTT DAY AND OTHER HYSTERICAL OCCASIONS
Bumper Bunny's butt got birthday bumped! And that's not the only one as we wish happy birthday
spanks to fellow founding member Joe Monkeyshines and great member Slick Pigeon of Purple
Ferret's Nest which makes them all members of Smagmoid Kids Club. Another fanny slap or five
to birthday babe Minima, who's a co-founding nestler (co-leader) of PFN.
Congrats to Fairy Princess Yoshikyoko, who began serving time at a four-year institution of
higher education, and to Princess Unicornia who's been doing the college grind but is now at a
new one. The pair are the founders of Mythics of Harmonia.
DISCORDIAN CYBERSPACE MASQUERADE: THE BOOK
The book for the Discordian Cyberspace Masquerade (name currently under debate) is now in its
eighth draft, according to "Hairacles." It will contain various items posted during the masq, plus
some cool bonus stuff--or so we've heard. A rumor says our good friend "Danacasso" is helping
with layout, but who beleives rumors? In any case, Hairacles said, "Trusts me - will be worth the
See more comments and get updates at we.dontexist.net
WHAT'S YOUR HOLY NAME?
We blantantly ripped off the good Professor Mu-Chao, and have our own version of es Holy Name
Generator. Want to know your one-and-only true holy name? Now you can! And you can also visit
Mu-Chao's original version, and see your other one-and-only true holy name.
Just a few of the name we randomly generated using our HNG include Pope Slug Spit, The
Invincible Pineapple Tampon, Episkopos Captivating Overalls, Poet Heart Fungus, Rabbi Schlong
Jumper, Disciple Raspberry Nipples, Reverend Drunk Backwards, Father Randy Fingers and
Reverend Dildo Bangkok (read that one slowly). You can see our twisted version at
discordia.loveshade.org/xtra/holyname.html. And you can see Professor Mu-Chao's original version
We'd like to clarify that we did none of the programming that created the generator. We just ripped
the program off from 23ae.com, and changed most of the words that will randomly appear. You can
rip off Mu-Chao too (with the good professor's permission), and make your own version for whatever
kind of names you want.
DECEMBER THROUGH FEBRUARY HOLYDAYS
(See a list of all our holydays with a link to full descriptions at
December 4 (46 Aftermath): Hug Day II (O)
December 8 (50 Aftermath): Afflux (PD)
December 25 (67 Aftermath): Santa Claus Day (O)/(ED)
December 30 (72 Aftermath): New Year's Eve Eve (ECG)
January 1 (1 Chaos): New Year's Day (O)/Nude Year's Day (MH)
January 5 (5 Chaos): Mungday (PD)
January 10 (10 Chaos): Backwards Day, Reformed (O)/(ED)
January 10 (10 Chaos): Binary Day (ED)
January 18 (18 Chaos): Pat Pineapple Day (ECG)
January 21 (21 Chaos): Hug Day (O)
January 26 (26 Chaos): Backwards Day, Traditional (O)
February 18 (49 Chaos): The Mary Day (ED)
February 19 (50 Chaos): Chaosflux (PD)
February 20 (51 Chaos): Pet Loving Day (O)
February 29 (St. Tib's Day): St. Tib's Day (PD)/Leaping Birth Day (ED)
February 30 (?????): The Unknown Holyday
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|A Snooze Letter of
the Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild
|This work is licensed under a
|This doesn't really
qualify as an End of
The Year letter, but
it's the closest
you're going to get.