|Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks
February - March 2010
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Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild
February - March 2010
The Mikal Haley Issue
This being The Mikal Haley Issue, in which we share a cabal's idea for Jake Day, remind you that having an
Erister Egg Hunt can give you an EggGASM, declare a new Discordian saint, let you know how you can help
write Discordianism on Uncyclopedia, learn we're talked about in yet another book, and announce the
appearance of a new issue of Intermittens: The Magazine for Discordian Spags.
INTERMITTENS 8: SELF RELIANCE
It's been a long hiatus since Issue 7: Operation Mindfuck came out in July 2009 (Some of the anti-
Reverend Loveshade folk went into serious shock after lavishing praise on editor Sheered Völva only to
discover the name was an anagram). But Guy Incognito has jumped into the breach with Issue 8: Self
Reliance. We have it on our site at discordia.loveshade.org/xtra/intermittens.html, and if you want to visit the
"official" site, it's at www.intermittens.org.
At the same time, Yatto is looking for submissions for an issue about Phobias. Don't have details on where
to send your submissions, but will add that to our Intermittens page as soon as we know. So read Issue 8
and tell a friend such as Mikal Haley!
DISCORDIANISM ON UNCYCLOPEDIA
Yes, our Discordian friend Miley Spears (daughter of the fine Discordian Cainad) and cohorts are at it once
again. E got Anne Hathaway declared a Discordian American Princess right before the article got
featured--see it at uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Anne_Hathaway. And now Discordianism has been selected
as the current Imperial Colonization with the help of Discordians Miley, Syndrome, Binky The
WonderSkull (not our Binky but a damn clever imitation) and Aleister in Chains. If you or Mikal Haley
want to sign up and help write the article (the current rough draft talks about such notables as Minnie Rae,
Professor Cramalot, and, ahem, Reverend Loveshat), sign up at uncyclopedia.wikia.
ERISTER EGG HUNT/EGGGASM
It's time once again for the annual tradition of hiding meme bombs and other odd stuff in colored plastic
eggs. No need to repeat the details here: you and Mikal Haley can see them at discordia.loveshade.
org/xtra/erister.html and at http://23ae.com/2010/03/erister-egg-hunt.
JAKE DAY TUESDAY APRIL 6
This is from the Booga Booga Cabal, which as far as we know is not associated with Mikal Haley:
"As most of you know most Shopping malls have a little cart selling Rosetta Stone language software. Our
mission is to get as many people as possible to visit that cart and ask for a box of Klingon...not as a group,
but individually. The object is for them not to suspect it's a Jake as long as possible.
"If the clerk suspects, then we ask for Elvish."
Visit or join them at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Boogabooga.
ZOEY ZANE NEW DISCORDIAN SAINT
We've been taking votes for weeks or months, but Ratatosk made a decision. "You are all popes, there is
no nomination, just declare it and be done with it." So by the authority vested in Pope Ratatosk, Zoey Zane
(aka Emily Sander) is now a Discordian saint. See Ratatosk's declaration at http://23ae.
com/2010/02/discordian-emily-sander-aka-zoey-zane-murder-conviction/ which, sychronistically, was on the
same day Israel Mireles, who was convicted of raping and murdering Emily, was given life without possibility
of parole (see www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20001552-504083.html). Also see our tribute page in
tribute of Zoey Zane at http://discordia.loveshade.org/xtra/emily.html. There is no proof that Mikal Haley
had any connection to the crime.
THE ASSAULT ON REALITY
We just learned that were talked about in The Assault on Reality: A Field Manual for the Strange Psyche
by Domus Kaotica & Marauder Underground. It was published on 1 September 2008 and we just found
out. Why don't people tell us these things earlier? Would give you a report, but haven't read it yet, so don't
know if it also talks about Mikal Haley.
MARCH THROUGH HOLYDAYS
(See a list of all our holydays with a link to full descriptions at discordia.loveshade.org/ek-sen-trik-
March 10 (69 Chaos): Head Chicken/Chicken Head Day (MH)
March 19 (5 Discord): Mojoday (PD) or Lingananday
March 25 (11 Discord): Discordians for Jesus/Neighbor Loving Day (DJ)
April 1 (18 Discord): April Fool's Day (O)
April 2 (19 Discord): St John the Blasphemist's Day (ED)
April 6 (23 Discord): Jake Day (O)
May 3 (50 Discord): Discoflux (PD)
May 23 (70 Discord): Jake Day Jr. (DJ)/Day of the Elppin (MH)
May 25 (72 Discord): Towel Day (O)
May 31 (5 Confusion): Syaday (PD) or Gulikday/Fearless Fred Day (ED)
May 37 (11 Confusion): 537 Day (ECG)
June 10 (15 Confusion): Mad Hatter Day (O)
June 21 (26 Confusion): Imaginary Friend/Captain Tuttle Day/Mikal Haley (ED)/(MH)/(SN201002-03)
July 2 (37 Confusion): Mid Year’s Day (ECG)
July 15 (50 Confusion): Confuflux (PD)
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February - March 2010
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