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THE WEDDING

The Wedding
of
cuteleaderjester*, apparently_a_pseudonym, danacasso, razmear
(*cuteleaderjester is The Mary, later Saint The Mary)

(as transcribed from the original ceremony held in Pig Latin by
Reverend Loveshade,
Episkopos of the Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild)
In case you didn't see a previous note, someone stole the cool smileys and other
icons that should be present below, which accounts for the blank spaces

runningdeer_12000: <<<<<<

apparently_a_pseudonym: *glares at the other grooms*

razmear chuckes at apparently_a_pseudonym

razmear sings a song for cuteleaderjester

danacasso: *grins ant apparently*

reverend_loveshade: Ok. Let us begin. Whos cupbearer and bread bringer again?

runningdeer_12000: I am

runningdeer_12000: cupbearer I believe

reverend_loveshade: cup bearer right?

runningdeer_12000: yes

greymist08: Gives a "Bob" grin to the other grooms.

reverend_loveshade: grey is bread bearer

danacasso: *ulp*

greymist08: and I bear the Bread.

razmear: and cheese

runningdeer_12000: But what am I supposed to be bearing in my cup?

danacasso: *sweats like a man at the gallows*

runningdeer_12000: just wondering

apparently_a_pseudonym: Sit down grey mist; you aren't a groom

razmear: cup o' fluff

runningdeer_12000: lol

cuteleaderjester: soup?

greymist08: wanna bet?

runningdeer_12000: <<<<

runningdeer_12000: hehehehe

cuteleaderjester: munkees?

reverend_loveshade: Ok, here we go. Let me look this up in my book....

cuteleaderjester: gooey people?

neauxsaint: pudding?

razmear: Fluff. the spirit of all that is good in the universe

cuteleaderjester: hehe

greymist08: the cup runneth over, watch it!

runningdeer_12000: lol

reverend_loveshade: Before we begin the marriage celibation,

apparently_a_pseudonym: I get the first honeymoon

runningdeer_12000: cup-o-soup

reverend_loveshade: all brides and/or grooms and witnesses shall remove their
clothing

razmear: nope, you were last groom in the room

reverend_loveshade: This is to prove they are human beings and not cabbages or
something.

razmear: brrrr, its cold in vermont

danacasso: WHAT?!

cuteleaderjester: hehe

runningdeer_12000: a nude wedding?

apparently_a_pseudonym: So?

danacasso: uhh.. okaY

reverend_loveshade: It's tradition. Trust me. It's in the book.

apparently_a_pseudonym: I called it

razmear: and i have cats

greymist08: Done.

reverend_loveshade: Ok, now change clothes with the person to your right.

danacasso: i have cats too

reverend_loveshade: Or left if you're left handed.

razmear: is naked under my clothes

danacasso: done

cuteleaderjester: uhm..

runningdeer_12000: what book is that

reverend_loveshade: Don't ask questions. It's not in the book.

reverend_loveshade:

danacasso: lol

razmear: mary's panties dont fit

runningdeer_12000: lol

reverend_loveshade: wear them on your head.

apparently_a_pseudonym: *glad he is standing with nobody to his right or left

apparently_a_pseudonym: *

reverend_loveshade: Let's commence with the candle fighting ceremony.

razmear: k, done

reverend_loveshade: Ladies and Gentlemen, light your candles.

danacasso: that's okay neither do yours

reverend_loveshade: Commence to fighting.

razmear: im not wearing underware, its a sin

danacasso: kill kill kill

razmear: *wax splatter on app

apparently_a_pseudonym: *Picks up the largest candle*

razmear: anal insertion parry

runningdeer_12000: <<<<<>

danacasso: doh!

greymist08: *defends himself with the bread*

danacasso: grabs cup

apparently_a_pseudonym: *swings wildly at both dan and razmear with intent to kill*

razmear: grabs the hairspray

apparently_a_pseudonym: excuse me

runningdeer_12000 hiccups and then searches for a glass of water

apparently_a_pseudonym: Dana

danacasso: attacks app with intent to castrate

razmear: flame thrower on app

reverend_loveshade: Wait, no killing.

greymist08: none?

danacasso: attacks rev

tuttidurrutti joined the room

greymist08: at all?

apparently_a_pseudonym: You singed my santa claus suit you bastard!

razmear busts a move

runningdeer_12000: Welocme to the wacky world of cyberspace. Thanks for coming
in

reverend_loveshade: Ok, everyone repeat after me.

reverend_loveshade: Or you can just type ditto.

reverend_loveshade: All Hail Mary full of grace

greymist08: or you can juct type ditto.

danacasso: pours hot wax on rev's head

tuttidurrutti: or you can njust type ditto

runningdeer_12000: can you spell relief?

greymist08: diddo

razmear: Or you can just type ditto.

greymist08: ditto

reverend_loveshade: no, danacasso that's a foul!

danacasso: ditto

apparently_a_pseudonym: Or you can just type ditto

tuttidurrutti: or you can just type ditto

cuteleaderjester: or you can just type ditto

suicidejockey2002 joined the room

reverend_loveshade: All Hail Mary full of grace

apparently_a_pseudonym: No danacasso that's a foul

apparently_a_pseudonym: !

razmear: All hail mary full of grace

greymist08: hail mary, full of grace.

tuttidurrutti: or you can just type ditto

danacasso: attacks suicidejockey with intent to kill

tuttidurrutti: or you can just type ditto

runningdeer_12000: is not catholic

cuteleaderjester: All hail Mary, full of grace

tuttidurrutti: or you can just type ditto

reverend_loveshade: all hail all cats from Outer Space

reverend_loveshade: THis isn't catholic trust me.

apparently_a_pseudonym: All fail Marty full of glace

reverend_loveshade: Brides name is Mary

danacasso: all hail cats from outer sopace

cuteleaderjester: all hail all cats from Outer Space

danacasso: space

reverend_loveshade: all eat burgers that drip and get all over the place.

apparently_a_pseudonym: ditto

razmear: all hail all cats from Outer Space

danacasso: ditto

reverend_loveshade: Amen.

danacasso: amen

runningdeer_12000: lol

razmear: THis isn't catholic trust me.

apparently_a_pseudonym: Ramen

reverend_loveshade: Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here in the site of Goddess
and/or God and/or Binky the WonderSkull

tuttidurrutti: or you can just type ditto

reverend_loveshade: Ok, stop repeating.

razmear: all eat burgers that drip and get all over the place.

cuteleaderjester: all eat burgers that drip and get all over the place.

reverend_loveshade: No more dittos.

tuttidurrutti: ditto that

tuttidurrutti: roger, roger

apparently_a_pseudonym: No more dittos

reverend_loveshade: Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here in the site of Goddess
and/or God and/or Binky the WonderSkull

greymist08: all hailall cats from outer space... this isn't catholic trust me, all eat
burgers... ditto

reverend_loveshade: ARGGGG!

runningdeer_12000 hiccups and then searches for a glass of water

cuteleaderjester: lol

greymist08: sorry, late cue

suicidejockey2002: what the?

danacasso: argggg!

reverend_loveshade: to bring together these men and this woman together in holy
matrimony.

razmear: having Ctrl-C issues

tuttidurrutti: Â me, all eat burgers... ditto

reverend_loveshade: ARGGGG!

runningdeer_12000 hiccups and then searches for a glass of water

cuteleaderjester: lol

greymist08: sorry, late cue

suicidejockey2002: what the?

danacasso: argggg!

reverend_loveshade:

danacasso: this is holy?

greymist08: tee hee

runningdeer_12000: holy matrimoney?

tuttidurrutti:

razmear: having Ctrl-C issues

tuttidurrutti: me, all eat burgers... ditto

reverend_loveshade: ARGGGG!

runningdeer_12000 hiccups and th

reverend_loveshade: Marriage is a sacred trust among two or more people or other
lifeforms excluding cabbages.

danacasso: sacred?

tuttidurrutti: cue

suicidejockey2002: what the?

danacasso: argggg!

reverend_loveshade: to bring tog

danacasso: this is holy?

greymist08: tee hee

runningdeer_12000: holy matrimoney?

tuttidurrutti:

razmear: h

reverend_loveshade: All those getting married should now remove their clothing to
prove that they're human beings and not cabbages

neauxsaint: there are a few holes in it.

razmear: tutti on iigy

reverend_loveshade: sacred in the secultar sense.

greymist08: i am not a cabbage...

suicidejockey2002 left the room

reverend_loveshade: in accordance with the laws of Eris, patent pending.

reverend_loveshade: Now shall the cup bearer come forth.

reverend_loveshade: Who's the cup bearer?

cuteleaderjester: deer

greymist08: he's running...

runningdeer_12000: <<

reverend_loveshade: I want deer to answer.

reverend_loveshade: Ok good.

greymist08: ah, there...

reverend_loveshade: Ok, bear the cups.

reverend_loveshade: There's two cups attached to each other.

danacasso: or bare the cups

reverend_loveshade: Kind of an elastic set up.

reverend_loveshade: It snaps in the back.

runningdeer_12000: superglue

reverend_loveshade: Or front I don't remember.

greymist08: bare who's cups?

reverend_loveshade: Now pour the orange juice into the cups and pass it around.

cuteleaderjester: why 2?

razmear: do bears wear cups?

greymist08: little hats maybe...

apparently_a_pseudonym: Orange juice!?!

danacasso: her cups

reverend_loveshade: Who brought the donuts?

runningdeer_12000: <<<<>

tuttidurrutti: mmmm

tuttidurrutti: donuts

reverend_loveshade: There's wine later for those who want it.

razmear: donuts and OJ???

cuteleaderjester: St Durrutti

tuttidurrutti: yes?

reverend_loveshade: donuts is bread bringer

cuteleaderjester: pfft

greymist08: i did, but now there asiago cheese bread.

tuttidurrutti: thpbfbfbft!!!

reverend_loveshade: that's ok.

cuteleaderjester: hehe

reverend_loveshade: Now pour the orange juice into the cups and pass it around.

tuttidurrutti: and oop-ack besides

runningdeer_12000: again?

reverend_loveshade: Wait wrong direction.

runningdeer_12000: lol

runningdeer_12000: Read slowly reverend

reverend_loveshade: Pass around the donuts and/or whatever it is now.

runningdeer_12000: lol

razmear: cheese bread

greymist08: *passes the bread around*

apparently_a_pseudonym: mmm donuts

reverend_loveshade: Ok the juice represents juice, and the bread represents bread.

apparently_a_pseudonym: mmm cheese bread

reverend_loveshade: It all means something.

razmear: chomps the bread

danacasso: are you sure this is a traditional ceremony?

reverend_loveshade: Trust me.

reverend_loveshade: Together they represent the fact that reality, while operating
independently of an observer, is perceived differently according to a grid through
which different aspects of chaos are observed as being ordered. A society consists
of individuals with similar grids.

danacasso: but i don't

greymist08: hey! i just split 2 breads amongst 7 people!

razmear: slurps the OJ

tuttidurrutti: what's all this metaphysics doing in my OJ? waiter!

greymist08: *wonders what he could do with the wine...*

danacasso: that sounds like bs rev

reverend_loveshade: Ok, now I get to ask the quesiton.

razmear: all grids are similar

runningdeer_12000: well you can give it to my plants

greymist08: nope. he's right so far...

razmear: thats why there called grids

danacasso: uh huh

tuttidurrutti: or at least true in some sense

tuttidurrutti: false in some sense

tuttidurrutti: etc

reverend_loveshade: Who takes this woman to be his lawfully wedding wife, to have
and to hold, legally binding in cyberspace and Fnordia if nowhere else?

greymist08: i do

razmear: MEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMEME

greymist08: ha!

apparently_a_pseudonym: Shut, up, I do

runningdeer_12000: lol

greymist08: ha, again!

apparently_a_pseudonym: These others are just copycats

danacasso: i dodododododo

apparently_a_pseudonym: With prescient powers

greymist08: *blows his fast typing finger....*

cuteleaderjester: when did greymist get into the wedding?

tuttidurrutti: i already told er, she's got to fight it out with chaoslut

greymist08: when i said so earlier...

reverend_loveshade: Who takes these men to be her lawfully wedding husband, to
have and to hold, legally binding in cyberspace and Fnordia if nowhere else?

tuttidurrutti: but thanks for the donuts

greymist08: i do

danacasso: uhhhhh....

cuteleaderjester: me!

razmear: huh, does grey go both ways?

reverend_loveshade: greymist is bread bringer

apparently_a_pseudonym: Chose me; forget these other foos

cuteleaderjester: lol

reverend_loveshade: Can't get married this time, grey.

reverend_loveshade: Sorry.

runningdeer_12000: <<<<<<>

reverend_loveshade: Ok.

razmear grabs cuteleaderjester and dances around the room

greymist08: why not?

reverend_loveshade: Does anyone have any reason why these four should not be
wed?

reverend_loveshade: If so speak into the microphone.

greymist08: assuming that works.

razmear: has no microphone, nor objections

runningdeer_12000: lol

danacasso: ditto raz

reverend_loveshade: Ok.

reverend_loveshade: By the power vested in me

apparently_a_pseudonym: I object, I ain't gonna have greymist be my husband
razmear:

reverend_loveshade: By the Goddess of Chaos

reverend_loveshade: Grey isn't getting married this time. Grey is bread bringer.

greymist08: why not? it doesn't mean you havta sleep with me...

reverend_loveshade: And by the State of Confusion,

greymist08: and yes i am....

runningdeer_12000: lol

greymist08: i said so earlier...

reverend_loveshade: I now pronounce you

apparently_a_pseudonym: *starts to peel leafy green leaves of razmear*

cuteleaderjester: hehe

reverend_loveshade: Husbands and wives!

greymist08: and no one said anything earlier...

runningdeer_12000: wonders if reverend is married

reverend_loveshade: You may all kiss the BRIDE!

greymist08: *kisses cute*

greymist08: beat you to it...

reverend_loveshade: Except the bride, who gets to kiss the grooms.

greymist08: ha!

razmear: SMOOCHIE WOOCHIES

danacasso: OORAHOORAHOORAH!

reverend_loveshade: Oh, hell, everybody kiss whoever you want. I don't care.

cuteleaderjester: hehe

apparently_a_pseudonym: *pushes the damn breadbearer down the aisle

tuttidurrutti: slides a couple donuts in his pocket while everyone's busy smooching

runningdeer_12000: kissey kissey kissey!!!

cuteleaderjester: *kissies*

apparently_a_pseudonym: *kisses the bride*

reverend_loveshade: *Kiss*

greymist08: *sidesteps aap*

razmear: pouncing bunnie kisses

reverend_loveshade: Congratulations!

greymist08: and still beat all you to it...

danacasso: kissies cute

neauxsaint: *snatches the bride and gives her a congratulation kiss*

reverend_loveshade: I present to you, Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mrs.
Cuteleaderjester!

cuteleaderjester: *kissies*

razmear: Joy, im a Wilson

runningdeer_12000: <<<<<<<

cuteleaderjester: LOL

reverend_loveshade: *Kisses the bride on both cheeks*

apparently_a_pseudonym: Aighty then

reverend_loveshade: Ok, now comes the most important part of the ceremony.

razmear: tossess cheese into the air

razmear grabs cuteleaderjester and dances around the room

cuteleaderjester: Razmear my last name isnt wilson

apparently_a_pseudonym: Sure it is

apparently_a_pseudonym: You are MAW

razmear: ahhhh, can i be a wilson anyways?

cuteleaderjester: sure

apparently_a_pseudonym: Mary Anton Wilson

cuteleaderjester: lol

reverend_loveshade: The most important part of the ceremony is you all got to pay
me!

reverend_loveshade:

razmear: we can all be wilsons

runningdeer_12000: with what?

reverend_loveshade: I can do name changes too.

razmear: i can paypal ya 23 cents

reverend_loveshade: Be creative.

tuttidurrutti: I can pay you in donuts

reverend_loveshade: Cool.

neauxsaint: *hands rev a cookie*

tuttidurrutti: I just happen to have one in my pocket right now

reverend_loveshade: Groovy.

apparently_a_pseudonym: *hands over thirty thousand shares of Blind Manipulation
Corporation Stock, each one having the value of a single sheet of recycled newsprint*

danacasso: how 'bout these fine virgin girls? greart for sacrifices

runningdeer_12000: <<<<

reverend_loveshade: hey, give me the virgin girls!

apparently_a_pseudonym: *also hands over greymist*

danacasso: here ya go

reverend_loveshade: So what are you paying me whitefang?

reverend_loveshade: Oh, thanks to my breadbringer and cupbearer

tuttidurrutti: heh

greymist08: how exactly are you doing that?

cuteleaderjester: *gives love the 15 1/2 invisible midgets*

reverend_loveshade: how is who doing what?

apparently_a_pseudonym: by picking you up and handing you voer

apparently_a_pseudonym: Duh

runningdeer_12000: We just had a wonderful wacky wedding here, fang

reverend_loveshade: Cool. Ican use some midgets.

razmear: half a midget? that a quarter dwarf

greymist08: how is aap handing me over?

reverend_loveshade: lol

reverend_loveshade: Oh, here comes a commercial

greymist08: i wanna know...

runningdeer_12000: lol

cuteleaderjester: they occasionally eat people

apparently_a_pseudonym: So we gonna have the reception now?

danacasso: oh no run!

reverend_loveshade: You can find some of my stuff at
http://www.geocities.com/bloodstar84/ Look for my rants there.

runningdeer_12000: LOL

greymist08: picking me up? not likely,... how do you pick up mist?

danacasso: been there done that

razmear: fine then, www.razmear.com

cuteleaderjester: lol

apparently_a_pseudonym: With a vacuum?

reverend_loveshade: apparently damn good answer!

runningdeer_12000: as the chatrooms turn

tuttidurrutti: pick up mist? i'd start by buying him a drink

reverend_loveshade: tutti also good!

greymist08: www.geocities.com/greymist08/index.html

greymist08: not this mist...

apparently_a_pseudonym: Hey, I mean you go for goats, you cant possibly have
standerds that high

greymist08: yup...

reverend_loveshade: Hey, I like goats.

greymist08: higher than you

razmear: wants a team of pack goats

reverend_loveshade: In this world of sheep, dogs and goats, I am a goat.

apparently_a_pseudonym: I doubt it

reverend_loveshade: I think.

runningdeer_12000: <<<<<

reverend_loveshade: Hey!

reverend_loveshade: Who turned out the lights?
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The Wedding of The Mary,
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17 and 18 November 2001
A Discordian Wedding
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