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| From the original online Apocrypha Discordia as presented by BloodStar |
| THE WEDDING The Wedding of cuteleaderjester*, apparently_a_pseudonym, danacasso, razmear (*cuteleaderjester is The Mary, later Saint The Mary) (as transcribed from the original ceremony held in Pig Latin by Reverend Loveshade, Episkopos of the Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild) |
In case you didn't see a previous note, someone stole the cool smileys and other
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runningdeer_12000: <<<<<<
apparently_a_pseudonym: *glares at the other grooms*
razmear chuckes at apparently_a_pseudonym
razmear sings a song for cuteleaderjester
danacasso: *grins ant apparently*
reverend_loveshade: Ok. Let us begin. Whos cupbearer and bread bringer again?
runningdeer_12000: I am
runningdeer_12000: cupbearer I believe
reverend_loveshade: cup bearer right?
runningdeer_12000: yes
greymist08: Gives a "Bob" grin to the other grooms.
reverend_loveshade: grey is bread bearer
danacasso: *ulp*
greymist08: and I bear the Bread.
razmear: and cheese
runningdeer_12000: But what am I supposed to be bearing in my cup?
danacasso: *sweats like a man at the gallows*
runningdeer_12000: just wondering
apparently_a_pseudonym: Sit down grey mist; you aren't a groom
razmear: cup o' fluff
runningdeer_12000: lol
cuteleaderjester: soup?
greymist08: wanna bet?
runningdeer_12000: <<<<
runningdeer_12000: hehehehe
cuteleaderjester: munkees?
reverend_loveshade: Ok, here we go. Let me look this up in my book....
cuteleaderjester: gooey people?
neauxsaint: pudding?
razmear: Fluff. the spirit of all that is good in the universe
cuteleaderjester: hehe
greymist08: the cup runneth over, watch it!
runningdeer_12000: lol
reverend_loveshade: Before we begin the marriage celibation,
apparently_a_pseudonym: I get the first honeymoon
runningdeer_12000: cup-o-soup
reverend_loveshade: all brides and/or grooms and witnesses shall remove their
clothing
razmear: nope, you were last groom in the room
reverend_loveshade: This is to prove they are human beings and not cabbages or
something.
razmear: brrrr, its cold in vermont
danacasso: WHAT?!
cuteleaderjester: hehe
runningdeer_12000: a nude wedding?
apparently_a_pseudonym: So?
danacasso: uhh.. okaY
reverend_loveshade: It's tradition. Trust me. It's in the book.
apparently_a_pseudonym: I called it
razmear: and i have cats
greymist08: Done.
reverend_loveshade: Ok, now change clothes with the person to your right.
danacasso: i have cats too
reverend_loveshade: Or left if you're left handed.
razmear: is naked under my clothes
danacasso: done
cuteleaderjester: uhm..
runningdeer_12000: what book is that
reverend_loveshade: Don't ask questions. It's not in the book.
reverend_loveshade:
danacasso: lol
razmear: mary's panties dont fit
runningdeer_12000: lol
reverend_loveshade: wear them on your head.
apparently_a_pseudonym: *glad he is standing with nobody to his right or left
apparently_a_pseudonym: *
reverend_loveshade: Let's commence with the candle fighting ceremony.
razmear: k, done
reverend_loveshade: Ladies and Gentlemen, light your candles.
danacasso: that's okay neither do yours
reverend_loveshade: Commence to fighting.
razmear: im not wearing underware, its a sin
danacasso: kill kill kill
razmear: *wax splatter on app
apparently_a_pseudonym: *Picks up the largest candle*
razmear: anal insertion parry
runningdeer_12000: <<<<<>
danacasso: doh!
greymist08: *defends himself with the bread*
danacasso: grabs cup
apparently_a_pseudonym: *swings wildly at both dan and razmear with intent to kill*
razmear: grabs the hairspray
apparently_a_pseudonym: excuse me
runningdeer_12000 hiccups and then searches for a glass of water
apparently_a_pseudonym: Dana
danacasso: attacks app with intent to castrate
razmear: flame thrower on app
reverend_loveshade: Wait, no killing.
greymist08: none?
danacasso: attacks rev
tuttidurrutti joined the room
greymist08: at all?
apparently_a_pseudonym: You singed my santa claus suit you bastard!
razmear busts a move
runningdeer_12000: Welocme to the wacky world of cyberspace. Thanks for coming
in
reverend_loveshade: Ok, everyone repeat after me.
reverend_loveshade: Or you can just type ditto.
reverend_loveshade: All Hail Mary full of grace
greymist08: or you can juct type ditto.
danacasso: pours hot wax on rev's head
tuttidurrutti: or you can njust type ditto
runningdeer_12000: can you spell relief?
greymist08: diddo
razmear: Or you can just type ditto.
greymist08: ditto
reverend_loveshade: no, danacasso that's a foul!
danacasso: ditto
apparently_a_pseudonym: Or you can just type ditto
tuttidurrutti: or you can just type ditto
cuteleaderjester: or you can just type ditto
suicidejockey2002 joined the room
reverend_loveshade: All Hail Mary full of grace
apparently_a_pseudonym: No danacasso that's a foul
apparently_a_pseudonym: !
razmear: All hail mary full of grace
greymist08: hail mary, full of grace.
tuttidurrutti: or you can just type ditto
danacasso: attacks suicidejockey with intent to kill
tuttidurrutti: or you can just type ditto
runningdeer_12000: is not catholic
cuteleaderjester: All hail Mary, full of grace
tuttidurrutti: or you can just type ditto
reverend_loveshade: all hail all cats from Outer Space
reverend_loveshade: THis isn't catholic trust me.
apparently_a_pseudonym: All fail Marty full of glace
reverend_loveshade: Brides name is Mary
danacasso: all hail cats from outer sopace
cuteleaderjester: all hail all cats from Outer Space
danacasso: space
reverend_loveshade: all eat burgers that drip and get all over the place.
apparently_a_pseudonym: ditto
razmear: all hail all cats from Outer Space
danacasso: ditto
reverend_loveshade: Amen.
danacasso: amen
runningdeer_12000: lol
razmear: THis isn't catholic trust me.
apparently_a_pseudonym: Ramen
reverend_loveshade: Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here in the site of Goddess
and/or God and/or Binky the WonderSkull
tuttidurrutti: or you can just type ditto
reverend_loveshade: Ok, stop repeating.
razmear: all eat burgers that drip and get all over the place.
cuteleaderjester: all eat burgers that drip and get all over the place.
reverend_loveshade: No more dittos.
tuttidurrutti: ditto that
tuttidurrutti: roger, roger
apparently_a_pseudonym: No more dittos
reverend_loveshade: Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here in the site of Goddess
and/or God and/or Binky the WonderSkull
greymist08: all hailall cats from outer space... this isn't catholic trust me, all eat
burgers... ditto
reverend_loveshade: ARGGGG!
runningdeer_12000 hiccups and then searches for a glass of water
cuteleaderjester: lol
greymist08: sorry, late cue
suicidejockey2002: what the?
danacasso: argggg!
reverend_loveshade: to bring together these men and this woman together in holy
matrimony.
razmear: having Ctrl-C issues
tuttidurrutti: Â me, all eat burgers... ditto
reverend_loveshade: ARGGGG!
runningdeer_12000 hiccups and then searches for a glass of water
cuteleaderjester: lol
greymist08: sorry, late cue
suicidejockey2002: what the?
danacasso: argggg!
reverend_loveshade:
danacasso: this is holy?
greymist08: tee hee
runningdeer_12000: holy matrimoney?
tuttidurrutti:
razmear: having Ctrl-C issues
tuttidurrutti: me, all eat burgers... ditto
reverend_loveshade: ARGGGG!
runningdeer_12000 hiccups and th
reverend_loveshade: Marriage is a sacred trust among two or more people or other
lifeforms excluding cabbages.
danacasso: sacred?
tuttidurrutti: cue
suicidejockey2002: what the?
danacasso: argggg!
reverend_loveshade: to bring tog
danacasso: this is holy?
greymist08: tee hee
runningdeer_12000: holy matrimoney?
tuttidurrutti:
razmear: h
reverend_loveshade: All those getting married should now remove their clothing to
prove that they're human beings and not cabbages
neauxsaint: there are a few holes in it.
razmear: tutti on iigy
reverend_loveshade: sacred in the secultar sense.
greymist08: i am not a cabbage...
suicidejockey2002 left the room
reverend_loveshade: in accordance with the laws of Eris, patent pending.
reverend_loveshade: Now shall the cup bearer come forth.
reverend_loveshade: Who's the cup bearer?
cuteleaderjester: deer
greymist08: he's running...
runningdeer_12000: <<
reverend_loveshade: I want deer to answer.
reverend_loveshade: Ok good.
greymist08: ah, there...
reverend_loveshade: Ok, bear the cups.
reverend_loveshade: There's two cups attached to each other.
danacasso: or bare the cups
reverend_loveshade: Kind of an elastic set up.
reverend_loveshade: It snaps in the back.
runningdeer_12000: superglue
reverend_loveshade: Or front I don't remember.
greymist08: bare who's cups?
reverend_loveshade: Now pour the orange juice into the cups and pass it around.
cuteleaderjester: why 2?
razmear: do bears wear cups?
greymist08: little hats maybe...
apparently_a_pseudonym: Orange juice!?!
danacasso: her cups
reverend_loveshade: Who brought the donuts?
runningdeer_12000: <<<<>
tuttidurrutti: mmmm
tuttidurrutti: donuts
reverend_loveshade: There's wine later for those who want it.
razmear: donuts and OJ???
cuteleaderjester: St Durrutti
tuttidurrutti: yes?
reverend_loveshade: donuts is bread bringer
cuteleaderjester: pfft
greymist08: i did, but now there asiago cheese bread.
tuttidurrutti: thpbfbfbft!!!
reverend_loveshade: that's ok.
cuteleaderjester: hehe
reverend_loveshade: Now pour the orange juice into the cups and pass it around.
tuttidurrutti: and oop-ack besides
runningdeer_12000: again?
reverend_loveshade: Wait wrong direction.
runningdeer_12000: lol
runningdeer_12000: Read slowly reverend
reverend_loveshade: Pass around the donuts and/or whatever it is now.
runningdeer_12000: lol
razmear: cheese bread
greymist08: *passes the bread around*
apparently_a_pseudonym: mmm donuts
reverend_loveshade: Ok the juice represents juice, and the bread represents bread.
apparently_a_pseudonym: mmm cheese bread
reverend_loveshade: It all means something.
razmear: chomps the bread
danacasso: are you sure this is a traditional ceremony?
reverend_loveshade: Trust me.
reverend_loveshade: Together they represent the fact that reality, while operating
independently of an observer, is perceived differently according to a grid through
which different aspects of chaos are observed as being ordered. A society consists
of individuals with similar grids.
danacasso: but i don't
greymist08: hey! i just split 2 breads amongst 7 people!
razmear: slurps the OJ
tuttidurrutti: what's all this metaphysics doing in my OJ? waiter!
greymist08: *wonders what he could do with the wine...*
danacasso: that sounds like bs rev
reverend_loveshade: Ok, now I get to ask the quesiton.
razmear: all grids are similar
runningdeer_12000: well you can give it to my plants
greymist08: nope. he's right so far...
razmear: thats why there called grids
danacasso: uh huh
tuttidurrutti: or at least true in some sense
tuttidurrutti: false in some sense
tuttidurrutti: etc
reverend_loveshade: Who takes this woman to be his lawfully wedding wife, to have
and to hold, legally binding in cyberspace and Fnordia if nowhere else?
greymist08: i do
razmear: MEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMEME
greymist08: ha!
apparently_a_pseudonym: Shut, up, I do
runningdeer_12000: lol
greymist08: ha, again!
apparently_a_pseudonym: These others are just copycats
danacasso: i dodododododo
apparently_a_pseudonym: With prescient powers
greymist08: *blows his fast typing finger....*
cuteleaderjester: when did greymist get into the wedding?
tuttidurrutti: i already told er, she's got to fight it out with chaoslut
greymist08: when i said so earlier...
reverend_loveshade: Who takes these men to be her lawfully wedding husband, to
have and to hold, legally binding in cyberspace and Fnordia if nowhere else?
tuttidurrutti: but thanks for the donuts
greymist08: i do
danacasso: uhhhhh....
cuteleaderjester: me!
razmear: huh, does grey go both ways?
reverend_loveshade: greymist is bread bringer
apparently_a_pseudonym: Chose me; forget these other foos
cuteleaderjester: lol
reverend_loveshade: Can't get married this time, grey.
reverend_loveshade: Sorry.
runningdeer_12000: <<<<<<>
reverend_loveshade: Ok.
razmear grabs cuteleaderjester and dances around the room
greymist08: why not?
reverend_loveshade: Does anyone have any reason why these four should not be
wed?
reverend_loveshade: If so speak into the microphone.
greymist08: assuming that works.
razmear: has no microphone, nor objections
runningdeer_12000: lol
danacasso: ditto raz
reverend_loveshade: Ok.
reverend_loveshade: By the power vested in me
apparently_a_pseudonym: I object, I ain't gonna have greymist be my husband
razmear:
reverend_loveshade: By the Goddess of Chaos
reverend_loveshade: Grey isn't getting married this time. Grey is bread bringer.
greymist08: why not? it doesn't mean you havta sleep with me...
reverend_loveshade: And by the State of Confusion,
greymist08: and yes i am....
runningdeer_12000: lol
greymist08: i said so earlier...
reverend_loveshade: I now pronounce you
apparently_a_pseudonym: *starts to peel leafy green leaves of razmear*
cuteleaderjester: hehe
reverend_loveshade: Husbands and wives!
greymist08: and no one said anything earlier...
runningdeer_12000: wonders if reverend is married
reverend_loveshade: You may all kiss the BRIDE!
greymist08: *kisses cute*
greymist08: beat you to it...
reverend_loveshade: Except the bride, who gets to kiss the grooms.
greymist08: ha!
razmear: SMOOCHIE WOOCHIES
danacasso: OORAHOORAHOORAH!
reverend_loveshade: Oh, hell, everybody kiss whoever you want. I don't care.
cuteleaderjester: hehe
apparently_a_pseudonym: *pushes the damn breadbearer down the aisle
tuttidurrutti: slides a couple donuts in his pocket while everyone's busy smooching
runningdeer_12000: kissey kissey kissey!!!
cuteleaderjester: *kissies*
apparently_a_pseudonym: *kisses the bride*
reverend_loveshade: *Kiss*
greymist08: *sidesteps aap*
razmear: pouncing bunnie kisses
reverend_loveshade: Congratulations!
greymist08: and still beat all you to it...
danacasso: kissies cute
neauxsaint: *snatches the bride and gives her a congratulation kiss*
reverend_loveshade: I present to you, Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mrs.
Cuteleaderjester!
cuteleaderjester: *kissies*
razmear: Joy, im a Wilson
runningdeer_12000: <<<<<<<
cuteleaderjester: LOL
reverend_loveshade: *Kisses the bride on both cheeks*
apparently_a_pseudonym: Aighty then
reverend_loveshade: Ok, now comes the most important part of the ceremony.
razmear: tossess cheese into the air
razmear grabs cuteleaderjester and dances around the room
cuteleaderjester: Razmear my last name isnt wilson
apparently_a_pseudonym: Sure it is
apparently_a_pseudonym: You are MAW
razmear: ahhhh, can i be a wilson anyways?
cuteleaderjester: sure
apparently_a_pseudonym: Mary Anton Wilson
cuteleaderjester: lol
reverend_loveshade: The most important part of the ceremony is you all got to pay
me!
reverend_loveshade:
razmear: we can all be wilsons
runningdeer_12000: with what?
reverend_loveshade: I can do name changes too.
razmear: i can paypal ya 23 cents
reverend_loveshade: Be creative.
tuttidurrutti: I can pay you in donuts
reverend_loveshade: Cool.
neauxsaint: *hands rev a cookie*
tuttidurrutti: I just happen to have one in my pocket right now
reverend_loveshade: Groovy.
apparently_a_pseudonym: *hands over thirty thousand shares of Blind Manipulation
Corporation Stock, each one having the value of a single sheet of recycled newsprint*
danacasso: how 'bout these fine virgin girls? greart for sacrifices
runningdeer_12000: <<<<
reverend_loveshade: hey, give me the virgin girls!
apparently_a_pseudonym: *also hands over greymist*
danacasso: here ya go
reverend_loveshade: So what are you paying me whitefang?
reverend_loveshade: Oh, thanks to my breadbringer and cupbearer
tuttidurrutti: heh
greymist08: how exactly are you doing that?
cuteleaderjester: *gives love the 15 1/2 invisible midgets*
reverend_loveshade: how is who doing what?
apparently_a_pseudonym: by picking you up and handing you voer
apparently_a_pseudonym: Duh
runningdeer_12000: We just had a wonderful wacky wedding here, fang
reverend_loveshade: Cool. Ican use some midgets.
razmear: half a midget? that a quarter dwarf
greymist08: how is aap handing me over?
reverend_loveshade: lol
reverend_loveshade: Oh, here comes a commercial
greymist08: i wanna know...
runningdeer_12000: lol
cuteleaderjester: they occasionally eat people
apparently_a_pseudonym: So we gonna have the reception now?
danacasso: oh no run!
reverend_loveshade: You can find some of my stuff at
http://www.geocities.com/bloodstar84/ Look for my rants there.
runningdeer_12000: LOL
greymist08: picking me up? not likely,... how do you pick up mist?
danacasso: been there done that
razmear: fine then, www.razmear.com
cuteleaderjester: lol
apparently_a_pseudonym: With a vacuum?
reverend_loveshade: apparently damn good answer!
runningdeer_12000: as the chatrooms turn
tuttidurrutti: pick up mist? i'd start by buying him a drink
reverend_loveshade: tutti also good!
greymist08: www.geocities.com/greymist08/index.html
greymist08: not this mist...
apparently_a_pseudonym: Hey, I mean you go for goats, you cant possibly have
standerds that high
greymist08: yup...
reverend_loveshade: Hey, I like goats.
greymist08: higher than you
razmear: wants a team of pack goats
reverend_loveshade: In this world of sheep, dogs and goats, I am a goat.
apparently_a_pseudonym: I doubt it
reverend_loveshade: I think.
runningdeer_12000: <<<<<
reverend_loveshade: Hey!
reverend_loveshade: Who turned out the lights?
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runningdeer_12000: <<<<<<
apparently_a_pseudonym: *glares at the other grooms*
razmear chuckes at apparently_a_pseudonym
razmear sings a song for cuteleaderjester
danacasso: *grins ant apparently*
reverend_loveshade: Ok. Let us begin. Whos cupbearer and bread bringer again?
runningdeer_12000: I am
runningdeer_12000: cupbearer I believe
reverend_loveshade: cup bearer right?
runningdeer_12000: yes
greymist08: Gives a "Bob" grin to the other grooms.
reverend_loveshade: grey is bread bearer
danacasso: *ulp*
greymist08: and I bear the Bread.
razmear: and cheese
runningdeer_12000: But what am I supposed to be bearing in my cup?
danacasso: *sweats like a man at the gallows*
runningdeer_12000: just wondering
apparently_a_pseudonym: Sit down grey mist; you aren't a groom
razmear: cup o' fluff
runningdeer_12000: lol
cuteleaderjester: soup?
greymist08: wanna bet?
runningdeer_12000: <<<<
runningdeer_12000: hehehehe
cuteleaderjester: munkees?
reverend_loveshade: Ok, here we go. Let me look this up in my book....
cuteleaderjester: gooey people?
neauxsaint: pudding?
razmear: Fluff. the spirit of all that is good in the universe
cuteleaderjester: hehe
greymist08: the cup runneth over, watch it!
runningdeer_12000: lol
reverend_loveshade: Before we begin the marriage celibation,
apparently_a_pseudonym: I get the first honeymoon
runningdeer_12000: cup-o-soup
reverend_loveshade: all brides and/or grooms and witnesses shall remove their
clothing
razmear: nope, you were last groom in the room
reverend_loveshade: This is to prove they are human beings and not cabbages or
something.
razmear: brrrr, its cold in vermont
danacasso: WHAT?!
cuteleaderjester: hehe
runningdeer_12000: a nude wedding?
apparently_a_pseudonym: So?
danacasso: uhh.. okaY
reverend_loveshade: It's tradition. Trust me. It's in the book.
apparently_a_pseudonym: I called it
razmear: and i have cats
greymist08: Done.
reverend_loveshade: Ok, now change clothes with the person to your right.
danacasso: i have cats too
reverend_loveshade: Or left if you're left handed.
razmear: is naked under my clothes
danacasso: done
cuteleaderjester: uhm..
runningdeer_12000: what book is that
reverend_loveshade: Don't ask questions. It's not in the book.
reverend_loveshade:
danacasso: lol
razmear: mary's panties dont fit
runningdeer_12000: lol
reverend_loveshade: wear them on your head.
apparently_a_pseudonym: *glad he is standing with nobody to his right or left
apparently_a_pseudonym: *
reverend_loveshade: Let's commence with the candle fighting ceremony.
razmear: k, done
reverend_loveshade: Ladies and Gentlemen, light your candles.
danacasso: that's okay neither do yours
reverend_loveshade: Commence to fighting.
razmear: im not wearing underware, its a sin
danacasso: kill kill kill
razmear: *wax splatter on app
apparently_a_pseudonym: *Picks up the largest candle*
razmear: anal insertion parry
runningdeer_12000: <<<<<>
danacasso: doh!
greymist08: *defends himself with the bread*
danacasso: grabs cup
apparently_a_pseudonym: *swings wildly at both dan and razmear with intent to kill*
razmear: grabs the hairspray
apparently_a_pseudonym: excuse me
runningdeer_12000 hiccups and then searches for a glass of water
apparently_a_pseudonym: Dana
danacasso: attacks app with intent to castrate
razmear: flame thrower on app
reverend_loveshade: Wait, no killing.
greymist08: none?
danacasso: attacks rev
tuttidurrutti joined the room
greymist08: at all?
apparently_a_pseudonym: You singed my santa claus suit you bastard!
razmear busts a move
runningdeer_12000: Welocme to the wacky world of cyberspace. Thanks for coming
in
reverend_loveshade: Ok, everyone repeat after me.
reverend_loveshade: Or you can just type ditto.
reverend_loveshade: All Hail Mary full of grace
greymist08: or you can juct type ditto.
danacasso: pours hot wax on rev's head
tuttidurrutti: or you can njust type ditto
runningdeer_12000: can you spell relief?
greymist08: diddo
razmear: Or you can just type ditto.
greymist08: ditto
reverend_loveshade: no, danacasso that's a foul!
danacasso: ditto
apparently_a_pseudonym: Or you can just type ditto
tuttidurrutti: or you can just type ditto
cuteleaderjester: or you can just type ditto
suicidejockey2002 joined the room
reverend_loveshade: All Hail Mary full of grace
apparently_a_pseudonym: No danacasso that's a foul
apparently_a_pseudonym: !
razmear: All hail mary full of grace
greymist08: hail mary, full of grace.
tuttidurrutti: or you can just type ditto
danacasso: attacks suicidejockey with intent to kill
tuttidurrutti: or you can just type ditto
runningdeer_12000: is not catholic
cuteleaderjester: All hail Mary, full of grace
tuttidurrutti: or you can just type ditto
reverend_loveshade: all hail all cats from Outer Space
reverend_loveshade: THis isn't catholic trust me.
apparently_a_pseudonym: All fail Marty full of glace
reverend_loveshade: Brides name is Mary
danacasso: all hail cats from outer sopace
cuteleaderjester: all hail all cats from Outer Space
danacasso: space
reverend_loveshade: all eat burgers that drip and get all over the place.
apparently_a_pseudonym: ditto
razmear: all hail all cats from Outer Space
danacasso: ditto
reverend_loveshade: Amen.
danacasso: amen
runningdeer_12000: lol
razmear: THis isn't catholic trust me.
apparently_a_pseudonym: Ramen
reverend_loveshade: Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here in the site of Goddess
and/or God and/or Binky the WonderSkull
tuttidurrutti: or you can just type ditto
reverend_loveshade: Ok, stop repeating.
razmear: all eat burgers that drip and get all over the place.
cuteleaderjester: all eat burgers that drip and get all over the place.
reverend_loveshade: No more dittos.
tuttidurrutti: ditto that
tuttidurrutti: roger, roger
apparently_a_pseudonym: No more dittos
reverend_loveshade: Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here in the site of Goddess
and/or God and/or Binky the WonderSkull
greymist08: all hailall cats from outer space... this isn't catholic trust me, all eat
burgers... ditto
reverend_loveshade: ARGGGG!
runningdeer_12000 hiccups and then searches for a glass of water
cuteleaderjester: lol
greymist08: sorry, late cue
suicidejockey2002: what the?
danacasso: argggg!
reverend_loveshade: to bring together these men and this woman together in holy
matrimony.
razmear: having Ctrl-C issues
tuttidurrutti: Â me, all eat burgers... ditto
reverend_loveshade: ARGGGG!
runningdeer_12000 hiccups and then searches for a glass of water
cuteleaderjester: lol
greymist08: sorry, late cue
suicidejockey2002: what the?
danacasso: argggg!
reverend_loveshade:
danacasso: this is holy?
greymist08: tee hee
runningdeer_12000: holy matrimoney?
tuttidurrutti:
razmear: having Ctrl-C issues
tuttidurrutti: me, all eat burgers... ditto
reverend_loveshade: ARGGGG!
runningdeer_12000 hiccups and th
reverend_loveshade: Marriage is a sacred trust among two or more people or other
lifeforms excluding cabbages.
danacasso: sacred?
tuttidurrutti: cue
suicidejockey2002: what the?
danacasso: argggg!
reverend_loveshade: to bring tog
danacasso: this is holy?
greymist08: tee hee
runningdeer_12000: holy matrimoney?
tuttidurrutti:
razmear: h
reverend_loveshade: All those getting married should now remove their clothing to
prove that they're human beings and not cabbages
neauxsaint: there are a few holes in it.
razmear: tutti on iigy
reverend_loveshade: sacred in the secultar sense.
greymist08: i am not a cabbage...
suicidejockey2002 left the room
reverend_loveshade: in accordance with the laws of Eris, patent pending.
reverend_loveshade: Now shall the cup bearer come forth.
reverend_loveshade: Who's the cup bearer?
cuteleaderjester: deer
greymist08: he's running...
runningdeer_12000: <<
reverend_loveshade: I want deer to answer.
reverend_loveshade: Ok good.
greymist08: ah, there...
reverend_loveshade: Ok, bear the cups.
reverend_loveshade: There's two cups attached to each other.
danacasso: or bare the cups
reverend_loveshade: Kind of an elastic set up.
reverend_loveshade: It snaps in the back.
runningdeer_12000: superglue
reverend_loveshade: Or front I don't remember.
greymist08: bare who's cups?
reverend_loveshade: Now pour the orange juice into the cups and pass it around.
cuteleaderjester: why 2?
razmear: do bears wear cups?
greymist08: little hats maybe...
apparently_a_pseudonym: Orange juice!?!
danacasso: her cups
reverend_loveshade: Who brought the donuts?
runningdeer_12000: <<<<>
tuttidurrutti: mmmm
tuttidurrutti: donuts
reverend_loveshade: There's wine later for those who want it.
razmear: donuts and OJ???
cuteleaderjester: St Durrutti
tuttidurrutti: yes?
reverend_loveshade: donuts is bread bringer
cuteleaderjester: pfft
greymist08: i did, but now there asiago cheese bread.
tuttidurrutti: thpbfbfbft!!!
reverend_loveshade: that's ok.
cuteleaderjester: hehe
reverend_loveshade: Now pour the orange juice into the cups and pass it around.
tuttidurrutti: and oop-ack besides
runningdeer_12000: again?
reverend_loveshade: Wait wrong direction.
runningdeer_12000: lol
runningdeer_12000: Read slowly reverend
reverend_loveshade: Pass around the donuts and/or whatever it is now.
runningdeer_12000: lol
razmear: cheese bread
greymist08: *passes the bread around*
apparently_a_pseudonym: mmm donuts
reverend_loveshade: Ok the juice represents juice, and the bread represents bread.
apparently_a_pseudonym: mmm cheese bread
reverend_loveshade: It all means something.
razmear: chomps the bread
danacasso: are you sure this is a traditional ceremony?
reverend_loveshade: Trust me.
reverend_loveshade: Together they represent the fact that reality, while operating
independently of an observer, is perceived differently according to a grid through
which different aspects of chaos are observed as being ordered. A society consists
of individuals with similar grids.
danacasso: but i don't
greymist08: hey! i just split 2 breads amongst 7 people!
razmear: slurps the OJ
tuttidurrutti: what's all this metaphysics doing in my OJ? waiter!
greymist08: *wonders what he could do with the wine...*
danacasso: that sounds like bs rev
reverend_loveshade: Ok, now I get to ask the quesiton.
razmear: all grids are similar
runningdeer_12000: well you can give it to my plants
greymist08: nope. he's right so far...
razmear: thats why there called grids
danacasso: uh huh
tuttidurrutti: or at least true in some sense
tuttidurrutti: false in some sense
tuttidurrutti: etc
reverend_loveshade: Who takes this woman to be his lawfully wedding wife, to have
and to hold, legally binding in cyberspace and Fnordia if nowhere else?
greymist08: i do
razmear: MEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMEME
greymist08: ha!
apparently_a_pseudonym: Shut, up, I do
runningdeer_12000: lol
greymist08: ha, again!
apparently_a_pseudonym: These others are just copycats
danacasso: i dodododododo
apparently_a_pseudonym: With prescient powers
greymist08: *blows his fast typing finger....*
cuteleaderjester: when did greymist get into the wedding?
tuttidurrutti: i already told er, she's got to fight it out with chaoslut
greymist08: when i said so earlier...
reverend_loveshade: Who takes these men to be her lawfully wedding husband, to
have and to hold, legally binding in cyberspace and Fnordia if nowhere else?
tuttidurrutti: but thanks for the donuts
greymist08: i do
danacasso: uhhhhh....
cuteleaderjester: me!
razmear: huh, does grey go both ways?
reverend_loveshade: greymist is bread bringer
apparently_a_pseudonym: Chose me; forget these other foos
cuteleaderjester: lol
reverend_loveshade: Can't get married this time, grey.
reverend_loveshade: Sorry.
runningdeer_12000: <<<<<<>
reverend_loveshade: Ok.
razmear grabs cuteleaderjester and dances around the room
greymist08: why not?
reverend_loveshade: Does anyone have any reason why these four should not be
wed?
reverend_loveshade: If so speak into the microphone.
greymist08: assuming that works.
razmear: has no microphone, nor objections
runningdeer_12000: lol
danacasso: ditto raz
reverend_loveshade: Ok.
reverend_loveshade: By the power vested in me
apparently_a_pseudonym: I object, I ain't gonna have greymist be my husband
razmear:
reverend_loveshade: By the Goddess of Chaos
reverend_loveshade: Grey isn't getting married this time. Grey is bread bringer.
greymist08: why not? it doesn't mean you havta sleep with me...
reverend_loveshade: And by the State of Confusion,
greymist08: and yes i am....
runningdeer_12000: lol
greymist08: i said so earlier...
reverend_loveshade: I now pronounce you
apparently_a_pseudonym: *starts to peel leafy green leaves of razmear*
cuteleaderjester: hehe
reverend_loveshade: Husbands and wives!
greymist08: and no one said anything earlier...
runningdeer_12000: wonders if reverend is married
reverend_loveshade: You may all kiss the BRIDE!
greymist08: *kisses cute*
greymist08: beat you to it...
reverend_loveshade: Except the bride, who gets to kiss the grooms.
greymist08: ha!
razmear: SMOOCHIE WOOCHIES
danacasso: OORAHOORAHOORAH!
reverend_loveshade: Oh, hell, everybody kiss whoever you want. I don't care.
cuteleaderjester: hehe
apparently_a_pseudonym: *pushes the damn breadbearer down the aisle
tuttidurrutti: slides a couple donuts in his pocket while everyone's busy smooching
runningdeer_12000: kissey kissey kissey!!!
cuteleaderjester: *kissies*
apparently_a_pseudonym: *kisses the bride*
reverend_loveshade: *Kiss*
greymist08: *sidesteps aap*
razmear: pouncing bunnie kisses
reverend_loveshade: Congratulations!
greymist08: and still beat all you to it...
danacasso: kissies cute
neauxsaint: *snatches the bride and gives her a congratulation kiss*
reverend_loveshade: I present to you, Mr. and Mr. and Mr. and Mrs.
Cuteleaderjester!
cuteleaderjester: *kissies*
razmear: Joy, im a Wilson
runningdeer_12000: <<<<<<<
cuteleaderjester: LOL
reverend_loveshade: *Kisses the bride on both cheeks*
apparently_a_pseudonym: Aighty then
reverend_loveshade: Ok, now comes the most important part of the ceremony.
razmear: tossess cheese into the air
razmear grabs cuteleaderjester and dances around the room
cuteleaderjester: Razmear my last name isnt wilson
apparently_a_pseudonym: Sure it is
apparently_a_pseudonym: You are MAW
razmear: ahhhh, can i be a wilson anyways?
cuteleaderjester: sure
apparently_a_pseudonym: Mary Anton Wilson
cuteleaderjester: lol
reverend_loveshade: The most important part of the ceremony is you all got to pay
me!
reverend_loveshade:
razmear: we can all be wilsons
runningdeer_12000: with what?
reverend_loveshade: I can do name changes too.
razmear: i can paypal ya 23 cents
reverend_loveshade: Be creative.
tuttidurrutti: I can pay you in donuts
reverend_loveshade: Cool.
neauxsaint: *hands rev a cookie*
tuttidurrutti: I just happen to have one in my pocket right now
reverend_loveshade: Groovy.
apparently_a_pseudonym: *hands over thirty thousand shares of Blind Manipulation
Corporation Stock, each one having the value of a single sheet of recycled newsprint*
danacasso: how 'bout these fine virgin girls? greart for sacrifices
runningdeer_12000: <<<<
reverend_loveshade: hey, give me the virgin girls!
apparently_a_pseudonym: *also hands over greymist*
danacasso: here ya go
reverend_loveshade: So what are you paying me whitefang?
reverend_loveshade: Oh, thanks to my breadbringer and cupbearer
tuttidurrutti: heh
greymist08: how exactly are you doing that?
cuteleaderjester: *gives love the 15 1/2 invisible midgets*
reverend_loveshade: how is who doing what?
apparently_a_pseudonym: by picking you up and handing you voer
apparently_a_pseudonym: Duh
runningdeer_12000: We just had a wonderful wacky wedding here, fang
reverend_loveshade: Cool. Ican use some midgets.
razmear: half a midget? that a quarter dwarf
greymist08: how is aap handing me over?
reverend_loveshade: lol
reverend_loveshade: Oh, here comes a commercial
greymist08: i wanna know...
runningdeer_12000: lol
cuteleaderjester: they occasionally eat people
apparently_a_pseudonym: So we gonna have the reception now?
danacasso: oh no run!
reverend_loveshade: You can find some of my stuff at
http://www.geocities.com/bloodstar84/ Look for my rants there.
runningdeer_12000: LOL
greymist08: picking me up? not likely,... how do you pick up mist?
danacasso: been there done that
razmear: fine then, www.razmear.com
cuteleaderjester: lol
apparently_a_pseudonym: With a vacuum?
reverend_loveshade: apparently damn good answer!
runningdeer_12000: as the chatrooms turn
tuttidurrutti: pick up mist? i'd start by buying him a drink
reverend_loveshade: tutti also good!
greymist08: www.geocities.com/greymist08/index.html
greymist08: not this mist...
apparently_a_pseudonym: Hey, I mean you go for goats, you cant possibly have
standerds that high
greymist08: yup...
reverend_loveshade: Hey, I like goats.
greymist08: higher than you
razmear: wants a team of pack goats
reverend_loveshade: In this world of sheep, dogs and goats, I am a goat.
apparently_a_pseudonym: I doubt it
reverend_loveshade: I think.
runningdeer_12000: <<<<<
reverend_loveshade: Hey!
reverend_loveshade: Who turned out the lights?
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| The Wedding of The Mary, apparently_a_pseudonym, danacasso & razmear |
| 17 and 18 November 2001 |
| A Discordian Wedding |
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