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Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild Snooze Letter May 2011 The Special Name the Baby Issue discordia.loveshade.org As Olivia aka Ms. Candy Monkey becomes increasing and fecundly impatient to get the baby out (it's due next month), it occurred to us maybe our lovechild should have a name. For some reason Olivia has been somewhat hestitant to accept any of my wonderfully touching suggestions for the name for our coming baby girl. You know, really special names gained directly from our random name generator.* So far the Baby Mama hasn't accepted any from my list of to-be-legally-recognized baby names such as Princess Pineapple, Godling Minnie Cheerleader, Sister Mary Discord, Pope Baby, and Empress Baby Poop. So we decided to turn to others for name ideas. Pope Hilde did the same thing, and es and Fundament's baby touched Mommy's breast to self-choose the wonderful Discordian-but-not-too-Discordian name Erisa (suggested by Princess Unicornia and Nurse Eggscream as announced in our July-August 2008 Snooze Letter). Submit as many names as you like by sending them to us at namethebaby [at] loveshade [dot] org. (The email addy will be discontinued after a name is chosen). The winning name and winning name suggestor will be posted here and in our Snooze Letter. Thanks for your suggestions and have a day! *which we completely ripped off and tweaked from Professor Mu Chao's. If you or someone you know wants to begin getting our absolutely free Snooze Letter and other cool emailings (we usually send about one email a month), send an email to discordia@loveshade.org with the subject Add Me. If you want us to take your name off of our emailing list (which means you will remain unilluminated), send an email to the same address with the subject Unsubscribe. Send your comments on our Snooze Letter or proposals or opinions on submitted pieces or a request to review future submissions or your birthday suit day or your vote on proposed saints or anything else other than submissions to the same address, but put something Discordian (ED, ECG, Eris, etc.) in your heading so we'll know it's not spam. (We get a lot of spam, and don't want to unknowingly delete something from a Discordian). If you want to make a submission for our website or possible future projects, email it to ed_submit@loveshade.org. Please see submission details at discordia.loveshade.org/xtra/xssubmit.html before you submit. Thank you and have a day. * * * * * If you or someone you know wants to begin getting our absolutely free Snooze Letter and other cool emailings (we usually send about one email a month), send an email to the address listed on our homepage with the subject Add Me. If you want us to take your name off of our emailing list (which means you will remain unilluminated), send an email to the same address with the subject Unsubscribe. Send your comments on our Snooze Letter or proposals or opinions on submitted pieces or a request to review future submissions or anything else other than submissions to the same address, but put something Discordian (ED, ECG, Eris, etc.) in your heading so we'll know it's not spam. (We get a lot of spam, and don't want to unknowingly delete something from a Discordian). If you want to make a submission for our website or possible future projects, email it to ed_submit [at]loveshade [dot] org. Please see submission details at discordia.loveshade.org/xtra/xssubmit.html before you submit. Thank you and have a day. |
A Snooze Letter of the Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild |
Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild |
Snooze Letter May 2011 SPECIAL |
Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild |
NAME THE COMING BABY GIRL! |
The pregnant lady we think we found in Wikicommons The rest of this work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 2.5 License. |