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May 2011

The Special Name the Baby Issue

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As Olivia aka Ms. Candy Monkey becomes increasing and fecundly impatient to get the baby out (it's due
next month), it occurred to us maybe our lovechild should have a name.

For some reason Olivia has been somewhat hestitant to accept any of my wonderfully touching suggestions
for the name for our coming baby girl.  You know, really special names gained directly from our random name
generator.*  So far the Baby Mama hasn't accepted any from my list of to-be-legally-recognized baby names
such as Princess Pineapple, Godling Minnie Cheerleader, Sister Mary Discord, Pope Baby, and Empress
Baby Poop.

So we decided to turn to others for name ideas.  Pope Hilde did the same thing, and es and Fundament's
baby touched Mommy's breast to self-choose the wonderful Discordian-but-not-too-Discordian name Erisa
(suggested by Princess Unicornia and Nurse Eggscream as announced in our July-August 2008 Snooze
Letter).

Submit as many names as you like by sending them to us at namethebaby [at] loveshade [dot] org.  (The
email addy will be discontinued after a name is chosen).  The winning name and winning name suggestor will
be posted here and in our Snooze Letter.

Thanks for your suggestions and have a day!

*which we completely ripped off and tweaked from Professor Mu Chao's.

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Discordian).

If you want to make a submission for our website or possible future projects, email it to
ed_submit@loveshade.org. Please see submission details at discordia.loveshade.org/xtra/xssubmit.html
before you submit. Thank you and have a day.

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Send your comments on our Snooze Letter or proposals or opinions on submitted pieces or a request to
review future submissions or anything else other than submissions to the same address, but put something
Discordian (ED, ECG, Eris, etc.) in your heading so we'll know it's not spam. (We get a lot of spam, and don't
want to unknowingly delete something from a Discordian).

If you want to make a submission for our website or possible future projects, email it to ed_submit
[at]loveshade [dot] org. Please see submission details at discordia.loveshade.org/xtra/xssubmit.html before
you submit. Thank you and have a day.
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NAME THE COMING
BABY GIRL!
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