|Kids will be Kids
|Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks
|Ignore the fnords
|Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild
The "Kids Will Be Kids" Double Issue
This being the "Kids will be Kids" Double Issue, in which we recognize the recently late
Weekly World News, propose some twisted saints, brag about our professional interview,
announce St. The Mary's nuptuals, and welcome the creation of Smagmoid Kids Club.
SHAMLICHT KIDS CLUB: OFFICIAL!
Some of you may think Shamlicht Kids Club has been around for two years. But Shamlicht
Boys, founded by Captain "Sesame Seed" Rogers in August 2005, and Shamlicht Girls,
began by Sister Hooter in September 2005, didn't officially merge until 3 October 2007. The
planned date was originally 30 September 2007, but the October date was selected as it's the
anniversary of the day that authorities found the murdered body of 15-year-old Luna Wilson.
Luna was the daughter of Robert Anton Wilson and Arlen Riley Wilson, and reported friend
of Reverend Loveshade's mother (see Online Articles on Us? below). We like the idea of
living, joyful chaos springing from a chaotic and tragic death, and consider it a tribute to the
peace-loving, animal-loving Luna. It's also the birthday of a very happy girl and brand-spanking
new SKC member (see You're Celebrating What? below).
For more information on the club, go to discordia.loveshade.org/skc
SAINT THE MARY MERRILY MARRIED!
Missive from St. The Mary:
mom). We told everyone later in the week and they didnt seem to get it. During the ceremony he wore
a hawaiian shirt and i wore a hawaiian dress that I got from a grocery store.
He even stole my tattoo (see attached photo). Of course this means he has been successfully
converted to Discordianism muahahahaha
And he makes me pancakes for breakfast.
St. The Mary
Congratulations to them both! So when can we expect some new members for Smagmoid Kids
Club? (We'll put Evan's tattoo up as soon as we get permission).
OUR SITE IS CH-CH-CH-CHANGING: LAST CALL!
Some time after you receive this (assuming you live in the timeline Earth Prime 7), much of
what's in the Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht section of our site will be pulled
as we prepare to submit it for print publication. But don't panic. We are adding Xtra stuff, and
have already added A Complete, Totally and Entirely Seriously Accurate, History of the United
States by Episkopos Rombuerto Sanchoso etc., and Five Ages of Man (Eristotle and
Thuddipus) from HyperDiscordia. Look for more coming, including Discordian Artifacts! And
we've added an Interview--see below!
ADAM NEWTON INTERVIEW!
Adam Newton's interview with much of the cast of Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of
Shamlicht (ED) is on our site now! It happened (or will have happened, if you're reading this a
week ago tomorrow-yesterday) on 3 October 2007, the official founding date of SKC. The
interviewees were (or will have been) Untroubled Teen, Princess Unicornia, Fairy Princess
Yoshikyoko, Perlie the Pony Girl, TawTew the Naturally Perfumed, Sister Hooter,
Captain 'Sesame Seed' Rogers, Sister Lorraine of Fairy Tree, Nixie Nurita, Dr. Sinister
Craven, and of course Reverend Loveshade. And if you were paying attention to our last
Snooze Letter, you'll know there's also a Special Guest Appearance! Is this exciting stuff or
The interview by Newton, who's written for magazines, newspapers, radio and television, may
also be used as an afterplay in our book. Or not. That will likely be up to our publisher, whoever
that may be. (The extra portions at the beginning and end of books are usually called foreward
and afterword, but we prefer foreplay and afterplay. We like calling parts of our book that too).
ONLINE ARTICLES ON US?
Pope Hilde (SKC leader) and Binky The WonderSkull (not our Binky, but a damn clever
imitation) have been posting and revising articles about us and our doings and misdoings to the
site www.s23.org! If you aren't familiar with it, it's a wiki encyclopedia with a 23/Discordian slant,
which means it's filled with great information, entertaining articles, and some really crappy stuff.
Ah, Discordian tradition!
So far we appear to be mentioned in the articles Robert Anton Wilson, Luna Wilson,
Reverend Loveshade, Shamlicht Kids Club, Discordian Cabals, and a few others. They
even mention some of our holydays. You might also want to check out the articles on the
esteemed Professor Mu-Chao (the Discordian formerly known as Prince Mu-Chao),
Eristotle, Planet Eris, and more.
Not one to miss a chance at a self-plug, Reverend Loveshade said the article on emself is only
slightly less accurate than the one about em on www.uncyclopedia.org. While articles tend to
stay much longer on s23 than on the frequently vandalized Wikipedia, you still might want to
check them out while they're still there.
YOU'RE CELEBRATING WHAT?
Fairy Princess Yoshikyoko is pleased to announce the arrival of es very first, a bouncing
baby period! A womanhood ceremony for the menarche was led by Princess Unicornia and
other biologically mature feminine types, including our own Nixie Nurita and Nurse
Eggscream. Ironically, the arrival was on a day that in part of Russia is celebrated as Day of
Conception, or Make a Baby Day. The 12 September date is nine months before Russia
Day, which is 12 June. (You might note that Discordians for Jesus/Love Your Neighbor Day is
25 March. Isn't that nine months before something? Hey, those Russians ripped us off!)
Happy Birthday Suit Day to Bumper Bunny, a Founding Member of the Smagmoid Kids
Club's nest called Purple Ferret's Nest. (Other founding members are Coco Kitty, Joe
Monkeyshine (formerly Joe the Monkey), Rosey Tiger, and Harry Monkey.) We were
pleased to deliver Happy Birthday spankings personally. For those not familiar with the SKC, a
nest consists of usually 5 to 10 members, and usually 5 to 10 nests form a tree. A few trees form
a grove, a group of groves form a forest, and all the forests form the Smagmoid Kids Club.
If you have a birthday, anniversary, holyday celebration, convention, nose bleed, or other event
you'd like us to mention in a Snooze Letter, send us an email to the address below.
SEPTEMBER THROUGH DECEMBER HOLYDAYS!
(See a list of all our holydays with a link to full descriptions at
September 9 (33 Bureaucracy): Cat Dancing & Foot Fetish Day (ED)
September 13 (37 Bureaucracy): Mass of Planet Eris/Eristotle (ED)/(MH)
September 26 (50 Bureaucracy): Bureflux (PD)
October 3 (57 Bureaucracy): Smagmoid Kids Club Day (ED)
October 5 (59 Bureaucracy): Gonkulator Day (Gonculator Day) (ED)
October 6 (60 Bureaucracy): Mad Hatter Day (O)
October 12 (66 Bureaucracy): Habeas Corpus Remembrance Day (ED)
October 24 (5 Aftermath): Maladay (PD)
November 16 (28 Aftermath): Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild Day (ECG)
November 24 (36 Aftermath): Spanking Fest (ED)
November 25 (37 Aftermath): 537 Day (ED), sometimes Turkey Day (O)
December 4 (46 Aftermath): Hug Day II (O)
December 8 (50 Aftermath): Afflux (PD)
December 25 (67 Aftermath): Santa Claus Day (O)/(ED)
December 30 (72 Aftermath): New Year's Eve Eve (ECG)
PROPOSED EK-SEN-TRIK DISCORDIAN SAINTS
(For a more detailed listing, look to your right --->)
In an effort to be politically correct in a politically incorrect way, we're proposing more saints who
don't have penises (unless they borrow one), and a few who are (or were) so endowed.
Proposed saints include Laura Palmer and/or Log Lady of Twin Peaks; Julia and Winston
Smith of Nineteen Eighty-Four; Pesher the Gardener of Novus Ordo Discordia; Monty
Python of Great Britain; Elzafinagle of Ireland; Harbol of A Fnordian Bestiary; Josephine
Baker of America and France; and Jesus of Nazareth.
Let us know what you think of all or any of these proposed saints by sending us an email to the
address listed below.
GOODBYE WEEKLY WORLD NEWS
The World's Only Reliable Newspaper has stopped printing. Weekly World News appeared,
not surprisingly, weekly, and featured the most bizarre and hard-to-believe reports this side of
U. S. President George W. Bush. While we've heard the publication will continue online, we will
really miss seeing those annual reports in our local supermarket proclaiming "this year the world
will end," angry editorials by Ed Anger, and frequent photos of the cousin of our own Paco the
Fruit Bat known as Batboy. (Plus we'll miss those photos of the girls in bikinis on page X).
Ironically, Reverend Loveshade was in the process of submitting to the publication when it
announced it would close. Come to think of it, Loompanics went out of business right when
Reverend Loveshade talked about submitting to it. Coincidence?
An amage to WWN by Danacasso will appear on our site soon.
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Letter and other cool emailings (we usually send about one email a month), send an email to
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comments on our Snooze Letter or proposals or opinions on submitted pieces or a request to
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anything else other than submissions to the same address, but put something Discordian
(ED, ECG, Eris, etc.) in your heading so we'll know it's not spam. (We get a lot of spam, and
don't want to unknowingly delete something from a Discordian).
If you want to make a submission for our site (or the book, which only needs art submissions),
email it to email@example.com (see our Homepage for current email address). Please see
submission details at http://discordia.loveshade.org/xtra/xssubmit.html before you submit.
Thank you and have a day.
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