|Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks
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|Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild
The 'May I Have Just a Moment of Your Time' Issue
This being the unusually short and hurriedly put together 'May I Have Just a Moment of Your
Time' Issue, in which we tell you to go to KallistiCon, tell you not to go to Discordian Cyberspace
Masquerade, and create more confusion about Smagmoid Kids Club and Shamlicht Kids Club.
It was put together fast because of brand-new updates, so have fun finding the errrors!
This is from St. Mae. If you don't know, KallistiCon is a Discordian UnConvention held every year
this millenium at St. Mae's house. It's reputed to be great fun, but because of the location it's
necessarily limited to very few people. So if you'll be in the area and want to participate, let St.
Mae know ASAP. Sorry we didn't send out notice earlier, but St. Mae just notified us of the date a
day or two ago.
And if you want to go but can only afford half the cost and need help with the other half, send us an
email telling us why you want to know about The Loveshade Family KallistiCon Scholarship.
See email at the bottom of our Homepage.
KallistiCon 2009 approaches at breakneck speed. Come join us for a weekend of craziness, ritual,
inspiration, laughter, and pineal stimulation.
If you wish to attend, please email stmae [at] discordian.com as soon as you're aware of your
All hail Discordia,
Check out KallistiCon page at discordia.loveshade.org/xtra/kallisticon and see our cool poster, or
http://23ae.com, or check the official www.kalliticon.com site.
MASQUERADE AT LIMBO PEAK
DISCORDIAN CYBERSPACE MASQUERADE
It appears we've been subjected to a little false advertising--or maybe it was just that nobody
bothered to clean up after the party.
The short of it is, while this was great last year, nothing seems to be planned for this year. Still, feel
free to visit the site, if only for nostalgia's sake. And you can still sign up and post there in some
Join the Party in memoriam at we.dontexist.net
SMAGMOID KIDS CLUB vs SHAMLICHT KIDS CLUB?
Alert Reader Double Dice has been paying too much attention. The reader claims that, in the
version of the March-April 2009 Snooze Letter we sent out, we claimed Smagmoid Kids Club is
thinking of changing its name to Shamlicht Kids Club. But in the version of the March-April 2009
Snooze Letter we posted on our site, we claimed Shamlicht Kids Club is thinking of changing its
name to Smagmoid Kids Club.
Come on, you think we would mess with the facts? Not at all. Remember, Big Brother is your friend,
two plus two makes five, and Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia. I mean Eastasia.
The club's at discordia.loveshade.org/skc but is in the process of getting its own website.
Shamlicht Kids Club or Smagmoid Kids Club is also looking for a logo. As each group is really
independent in spite of the supposed structure, several of the members and leaders think it would
be fun to have some sort of logo they could use. See discordia.loveshade.org/skc for more about
the group. Then send your artwork or suggestions to them at the address listed there.
NEW AND IMPROVED STUFF
Intermittens Issue 6, Lesser Poop edited by Professor Cramulus is at
discordia.loveshade.org/xtra/intermittens.html. All extant issues are there. Our March-April 2009
Snooze Letter is at discordia.loveshade.org/xtra/snooze/snooze0903.html . Shamlicht Kids Club
reports are at discordia.loveshade.org/skc/nestnews/index.html
Also see slight holyday remakes at discordia.loveshade.org/ek-sen-trik-kuh/holydays,
MAY THROUGH JULY HOLYDAYS
(See a list of all our holydays with a link to full descriptions at
May 3 (50 Discord): Discoflux (PD)
May 23 (70 Discord): Jake Day Jr. (DJ)/Day of the Elppin (MH)
May 25 (72 Discord): Towel Day (O)
May 31 (5 Confusion): Syaday (PD) or Gulikday/Fearless Fred Day (ED)
May 37 (11 Confusion): 537 Day (ECG)
June 10 (15 Confusion): Mad Hatter Day (O)
June 21 (26 Confusion): Imaginary Friend/Captain Tuttle Day (ED)/(MH)
July 2 (37 Confusion): Mid Year's Day (ECG)
THE USUAL ADVERTISEMENT
You can visit our small but growing store at discordia.loveshade.org/store. Remember, a portion of
your purchase through our store can help keep our site up and help pay off our legal fees--but it
costs you nothing more! And if you don't want to buy anything from us, you can sponsor a page on
our site including our main page, or simply give us money. See Why Should I Donate? at
discordia.loveshade.org/xtra/donate.html, or let us know if you'd like to sponsor a page or our site by
sending an email to the email address listed on our home page.
* * * * *
If you or someone you know wants to begin getting our absolutely free Snooze Letter and other
cool emailings (we usually send about one email a month), send an email to the email address
listed on our home page. with the subject Add Me. If you want us to take your name off of our
emailing list (which means you will remain unilluminated), send an email to the same address
with the subject Unsubscribe. Send your comments on our Snooze Letter or proposals or opinions
on submitted pieces or a request to review future submissions or your birthday suit day or your
vote on proposed saints or anything else other than submissions to the same address, but put
something Discordian (ED, ECG, Eris, etc.) in your heading so we'll know it's not spam. (We get a
lot of spam, and don't want to unknowingly delete something from a Discordian).
If you want to make a submission for our site (or the book, which only needs art submissions),
email it to the email address listed on our home page.. Please see submission details at
http://discordia.loveshade.org/xtra/xssubmit.html before you submit. Thank you and have a day.
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