Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks

Snooze Letter
May 2009
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Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild
Snooze Letter

May 2009

The 'May I Have Just a Moment of Your Time' Issue


This being the unusually short and hurriedly put together 'May I Have Just a Moment of Your
Time' Issue, in which we tell you to go to KallistiCon, tell you not to go to Discordian Cyberspace
Masquerade, and create more confusion about
Smagmoid Kids Club and Shamlicht Kids Club.  
It was put together fast because of brand-new updates, so have fun finding the errrors!


This is from St. Mae.  If you don't know, KallistiCon is a Discordian UnConvention held every year
this millenium at St. Mae's house.  It's reputed to be great fun, but because of the location it's
necessarily limited to very few people.  So if you'll be in the area and want to participate, let St.
Mae know ASAP.  Sorry we didn't send out notice earlier, but St. Mae just notified us of the date a
day or two ago.

And if you want to go but can only afford half the cost and need help with the other half, send us an
email telling us why you want to know about
The Loveshade Family KallistiCon Scholarship.  
See email at the bottom of our

Hail Eris,

KallistiCon 2009 approaches at breakneck speed. Come join us for a weekend of craziness, ritual,
inspiration, laughter, and pineal stimulation.

June 12-14


If you wish to attend, please email stmae [at] discordian.com as soon as you're aware of your

All hail Discordia,

St. Mae

Check out KallistiCon page at discordia.loveshade.org/xtra/kallisticon and see our cool poster, or
http://23ae.com, or check the official
www.kalliticon.com site.





It appears we've been subjected to a little false advertising--or maybe it was just that nobody
bothered to clean up after the party.

The short of it is, while this was great last year, nothing seems to be planned for this year.  Still, feel
free to visit the site, if only for nostalgia's sake.  And you can still sign up and post there in some

Join the Party
in memoriam at we.dontexist.net


Alert Reader Double Dice has been paying too much attention.  The reader claims that, in the
version of the March-April 2009 Snooze Letter we sent out, we claimed
Smagmoid Kids Club is
thinking of changing its name to
Shamlicht Kids Club.  But in the version of the March-April 2009
Snooze Letter we posted on our site, we claimed Shamlicht Kids Club is thinking of changing its
name to Smagmoid Kids Club.

Come on, you think we would mess with the facts?  Not at all.  Remember, Big Brother is your friend,
two plus two makes five, and Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia.  I mean Eastasia.

The club's at
discordia.loveshade.org/skc but is in the process of getting its own website.


Shamlicht Kids Club or Smagmoid Kids Club is also looking for a logo.  As each group is really
independent in spite of the supposed structure, several of the members and leaders think it would
be fun to have some sort of logo they could use.  See
discordia.loveshade.org/skc for more about
the group.  Then send your artwork or suggestions to them at the address listed there.


Intermittens Issue 6, Lesser Poop edited by Professor Cramulus is at
discordia.loveshade.org/xtra/intermittens.html.  All extant issues are there.  Our March-April 2009
Snooze Letter
is at discordia.loveshade.org/xtra/snooze/snooze0903.html .  Shamlicht Kids Club
reports are at

Also see slight holyday remakes at discordia.loveshade.org/ek-sen-trik-kuh/holydays,
discordia.loveshade.org/ek-sen-trik-kuh/holydays/bureaucracy.html and


(See a list of all our holydays with a link to full descriptions at

May 3 (50 Discord): Discoflux (PD)
May 23 (70 Discord): Jake Day Jr. (DJ)/Day of the Elppin (MH)
May 25 (72 Discord): Towel Day (O)
May 31 (5 Confusion): Syaday (PD) or Gulikday/Fearless Fred Day (ED)
May 37 (11 Confusion): 537 Day (ECG)
June 10 (15 Confusion): Mad Hatter Day (O)
June 21 (26 Confusion): Imaginary Friend/Captain Tuttle Day (ED)/(MH)
July 2 (37 Confusion): Mid Year's Day (ECG)


You can visit our small but growing store at discordia.loveshade.org/store. Remember, a portion of
your purchase through our store can help keep our site up and help pay off our legal fees--but it
costs you nothing more!  And if you don't want to buy anything from us, you can sponsor a page on
our site including our main page, or simply give us money.  See
Why Should I Donate? at
discordia.loveshade.org/xtra/donate.html, or let us know if you'd like to sponsor a page or our site by
sending an email to the email address listed on our
home page.

* * * * *

If you or someone you know wants to begin getting our absolutely free Snooze Letter and other
cool emailings (we usually send about one email a month), send an email to the email address
listed on our
home page. with the subject Add Me. If you want us to take your name off of our
emailing list (which means you will remain unilluminated), send an email to the same address
with the subject
Unsubscribe. Send your comments on our Snooze Letter or proposals or opinions
on submitted pieces or a request to review future submissions or your birthday suit day or your
vote on proposed saints or anything else other than submissions to the same address, but put
something Discordian (ED, ECG, Eris, etc.) in your heading so we'll know it's not spam. (We get a
lot of spam, and don't want to unknowingly delete something from a Discordian).

If you want to make a submission for our site (or the book, which only needs art submissions),
email it to the email address listed on our
home page.. Please see submission details at
http://discordia.loveshade.org/xtra/xssubmit.html before you submit. Thank you and have a day.
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