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Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht was just a product of
Reverend Loveshade's crazed imagination on Mid Year's Day of 2005,
but grew faster than the bonobo ape-monkeys who flew out of Cherub
Princess Shamlicht's butt. While the written portion is completed or
assigned, If you'd like to contribute illustrations or photos, check our
Submission Guidelines.

Links in Red are new or updated since December 2006, Links in Yellow
are actually part of Xtra Stuff, but most of the stuff there is not listed here
and some stuff that was here has moved there so check there too!

From Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht

The Cast (so far)
Origin of Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Sh amlicht
Reverend Loveshade's Mostly True Biography
Discordians for Jesus
Mythics of Harmonia
Beware the Elppin!
Inheritance Scam
Who the Hell is E?
Planet Eris
The Cloved Lemon Kissing Game
The Five Holy Books
A Fnordian Fairy Tale
The Holy Relics
Five Non Definitions of Fnord
Harmonian-Discordian Poetry
The Priest of Toilet Tissue
Saints
. The Five Star Saints
.   FAQs About Saints
The Mary (an Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordian Saint)
. Proposal to make The Mary a Saint (approved)
. Poem in Praise of The Mary
. Holyday of Saint The Mary (with nice pic!)
. Holyday of Saint The Mary (with slightly naughty pic!)
. The Wedding of The Mary to apparently_a_pseudonym,
.      danacasso and razmear
The Pledge of Allegiance
Holydays
. Season of Chaos
. Season of Discord
. Season of Confusion
. Season of Bureaucracy
.     Cat Dancing Day Xtra (see the dancing girls' pussies!)
. Season of Aftermath
Animal Sex
. Lesson One: The Tale of the Lemming
. Lesson Two: Six-Legged Sex and Violence
The Orders
The Lesser Disorders
The Holy Number 537
Stop in the Name of the Law of Fives
Requiem for The Lost Supper
The Meaning of Smagmoid
Smagmoid Anagrams
The Bodyshake (a Discordian and Smagmoid Kids greeting)
Alternate Five Fold Blessing of Eris
Babysitter Eris
The Myth of the Adulthood Fairy
The Myth of the Nipples
The Myth of Starbuck (The Myth of Ichabod)
. The Myth of Ichabod (original scan) pg. 1
. The Myth of Ichabod (original scan) pg. 2
End of the Year Letter 2005/3171
Wikipedia on Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia
Wikipedia on Discordian Works (including us!)

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Minnie Rae
"The Little Countess"
of Emperor Norton
in San Francisco
1871

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grandmother of Reverend Loveshade, by
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"I can make the
distinction between
religion and superstition
very easily. If I believe in
it, it's religion. If you
believe in it, it's
superstition."

-- mellie, posted 2003

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The Sacred Chao, with Killifish, on the Belly of Saint the Mary between Mary's upper and lower naughty bits

BONUS
Selections from the
Non-Existent
Apocrypha Discordia

Five Blind Men and an Elephant

Five Non-Definitions of Fnord

A Fnordian Fairy Tale

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The Tales of
Shamlicht

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